Random Rants XLIII: So Much Whinging Your Head May Explode

[ace99]

The latter. My bad.

So I'm texting a friend, and somebody else uses her phone to anonymously tell me off for being a conceited prick. And while I know that's the sort of thing I should be working on and that I'm missing the point entirely, not knowing who said that really bothers me.

It was her. Sorry. But its true. And you know it.

 

[Tee Kay]

I think I may have flirted and talked myself into a love triangle.

Damn it TK you can't help yourself can you.

 

[choxorn]

Because nobody has said it yet, I feel compelled by tradition to say this:

Rant: The thread title is TERRIBLE.

 

[salty mud]

4.45 am and I am up for work on a Saturday, again.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

37 degrees today. Much higher on an asphalt yard filled with cars radiating heat. I forgot to collect my dry cleaning.

Working on sunday in this heat in a day old shirt doesn't enthuse me. I predict a heavy paperwork burden requiring me to spend the majority of the day in my air-conditioned office.

 

[Borachio]

I predict a record bill for heating this winter. Fuel Poverty? Fuel Famine more like.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I predict a record bill for heating this winter. Fuel Poverty? Fuel Famine more like.

My heating bill this winter was $12. Two pairs of $6 tracksuit pants.

 

[Borachio]

And $1.50 for a special tool for scraping the frost off the inside of your windows, too. I expect.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

And $1.50 for a special tool for scraping the frost off the inside of your windows, too. I expect.

Not needed. Even when chilly, southern hemisphere sunshine is omnipresent.

 

[Borachio]

Chilly? Huh?

Most of you have never even seen snow, I bet! Barring trips to the Snowy Mountains and other countries. And in LOTR, of course.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Au contraire

 

[Borachio]

Like I said, Snowy Mountains. Minimum temperature ever recorded there is -23C (freakishly), which is kind of wimpy, if you ask me.

How many snowplows are there in any city in Australia?

Mind you of course, there's the Australian Antartic Territories. So I don't say absolutely no Australian has ever had his nuts frozen off. No.

 

[Janig]

My heating bill this winter was $12. Two pairs of $6 tracksuit pants.

Party on haha

I got my lowest ever gas+elec bill this month at £6

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

How many snowplows are there in any city in Australia?

None, but when Barney was off the piss business was thriving.

 

[Borachio]

That's darkest obscurist 'stralian to me. Barney could mean an argument, a tv programme, sausages???

Piss business could mean the alcohol industry??? What's it got to do with snowplows?

Who knows? I'm stumped.

 

[azzaman333]

That's darkest obscurist 'stralian to me. Barney could mean an argument, a tv programme, sausages???

Piss business could mean the alcohol industry??? What's it got to do with snowplows?

Who knows? I'm stumped.

Probably a Simpsons reference.

 

[Borachio]

edit: And he had a snow plow business, right.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Yeah, but nah. This reveals naught about snowplows.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Names of African nations.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Names of African nations.

Zaire's a problem?