Random Rants XLIII: So Much Whinging Your Head May Explode

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In English, pretty please?

One of the Thieves' Guild quests in Skyrim involves burning down some, but not all, of a man's beehives.

 

[Joecoolyo]

I feel like absolute crap.

screw colds

 

[JohannaK]

I have a problem.

 

[The_J]

That's not very precise.
I hope I'll not have to delete your response to this.

I finally codified my handwriting problems (off the top of my head), so here is how to decipher my handwriting. I've previously ranted about this in past threads, but here is a chart!

It especially sucks when I have to write something like "mu is proportional to n^alpha" or something cuz I have no idea what I write. (mu alpha n^alpha). Or psi and phi, as I cannot write those two things at all.
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Hey, your handwritten alphabet seems to still have at least 5 characters more than mine!



Rant myself: Signed up on a dating site. Payed money to be able to access the advanced features (like actually contacting someone). Now afraid of using these features

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[JohannaK]

It's one big problem made up of countless other problems, too many to list them here. that, or I'm lazy. What do you think?

 

[The_J]

That it sounds like if a woman was involved ^^.

 

[choxorn]

I just did.

Thank you, sir, for causing my arse to fall off from excessive laughter.

 

[sophie]

I feel like absolute crap.

screw colds

Easy sympathy points bro. Score all the ladies

 

[Catharsis]

Be aware. The ladies most attracted to mucus are also the ladies most likely to be predatory alien reconnaissance operatives.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Rant myself: Signed up on a dating site. Payed money to be able to access the advanced features (like actually contacting someone). Now afraid of using these features

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[Chazumi]

1. I deploy again for a year in 4 days. This puts me at over 12% of my life in the middle east until I am 31 years old (I am 26). Newscasters continue to downplay deaths overseas as if it were a video game.

2. My daughter will have spent 40% of her life, and my son 60% of his life not having dad there because of the "war".

3. Americans complain about hurricane sandy taking out their utilities and that life is so hard, when thousands forego this luxury daily in the "fight for freedom". 7-11 not having power is a more important news story than the X number of Americans killed by cowards that day.

 

[Janig]

2. My daughter will have spent 40% of her life, and my son 60% of his life not having dad there because of the "war".

If its any consolation I bet they think youre a bamf. Good luck.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Easy sympathy points bro. Score all the ladies

Yes, I'm sure they dig da sniffles.

 

[JohannaK]

That it sounds like if a woman was involved ^^.

In a way, there is one. But it's more tangential than fundamental to it.

 

[Peck of Arabia]

Well now we're all intrigued

Could you break it down into a series of bullet point- perhaps accompanied with a diagram showing the myriad of connections? Nothing makes a problem more manageable than bullet points and diagrams

It's what I would do, but half my problems are probably imaginary, and the other half are disappointingly one-dimensional.

 

[Borachio]

Is it something to do with not being loved, not feeling capable of loving, or not being bothered about either of those two? i.e. being bothered that you're not bothered?

Am I close?

 

[Visorslash]

I finally codified my handwriting problems (off the top of my head), so here is how to decipher my handwriting. I've previously ranted about this in past threads, but here is a chart!

It especially sucks when I have to write something like "mu is proportional to n^alpha" or something cuz I have no idea what I write. (mu alpha n^alpha). Or psi and phi, as I cannot write those two things at all.

what I intend to write vs how it ends up looking

edit: (quickly done in paint to show basic relations)

Terrible handwriting? I understand.

That it sounds like if a woman was involved ^^.

No, she's actually having a gender crisis, she thinks that she is a man when she is actually a woman.

 

[JohannaK]

Now, this is becoming so overdimensioned I can't help myself but laugh before I return to the deep well of my thoughts.

 

[The_J]

Now that's getting too complicated for me.

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Thanks for that reminder .

 

[Tee Kay]

So there are three young guys: TK who lives in Melbourne, Dan and Paul who both live in Perth. All three of us have had feelings for each other at some point. I am in love with Dan with whom I was in a long-distance relationship, and who suddenly broke up with me because of (partly) parental pressure and who has since basically stopped talking to me. I began to talk to his best friend Paul hoping we could figure out how to get Dan to open up about his feelings. And now we are talking and flirting for hours every night and it's really getting out of hand.