Random Rants XLVII: I don't like food anymore!

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Why, I'd take him to buy new pants if I had the money. Or belts. Or both.
 
JoanK said:
My crush needs new pants. Why, yes, they're all far too big, and his belts... too.
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Would you rather he wasn't wearing trousers? :)

cybrxkhan said:
Better to gain than lose weight, trust me. I can't gain weight at all, and it sucks. It really does.
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I weigh eight stone (51 kg)...
 
JoanK said:
How much's a stone? my calculations say 6.375 kg. I weight a bit more than ten stone then.
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There's 14 pounds in a stone and 2.2 pounds to a kilogramme, so 6.36 recurring, yes.

Borachio said:
That's not much! How tall are you?
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5'10". My BMI is about 16. My waist size is somewhere in the 32" category.
 
Jesus, 16! That's really unhealthy. I mean, the healthy limits are 18-25, if I remember correctly.
 
Arakhor said:
There's 14 pounds in a stone and 2.2 pounds to a kilogramme, so 6.36 recurring, yes.



5'10". My BMI is about 16. My waist size is somewhere in the 32" category.
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I'd say you're slightly underweight then. But your picture didn't look that way at all. 32" waist sounds about normal though. Perhaps you've got very light bones, or something.
 
He has hollow bones, to enable better flight. It's really just the next rung down the ladder of evolution towards airborne humans.
 
I live on the Southern Hemishphere. My down is your up.
 
You live in Argentina. That's not the Southern Hemisphere, it's a hell-hole nosediving into a space-time singularity. There is no up and no down for you. :p
 
I am convinced that at one point Argentina will drift away down the ocean and off of the surface of the planet, eventually becoming balanced in synchronous position with the Moon, orbiting the Earth and living in peaceful harmony with it. There's no place in a normal world for such a country, but there may be above it.
 
Well they cannot let their country float away until they master space travel. Else how will they invade the Falklands from orbit?
 
By falling on them.
 
Rant: I have a stomachache.
 
Ughhh, just had a hard time in the bathroom.
 
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