Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!

[PlutonianEmpire]

It was sunny today and yesterday. Now all of a sudden, the cloudy skies are back.

I hate this planet.

EDIT: And I hate all the new changes to youtube. The "autoplay" feature pisses me off. There's no freaking way to permanently disable it.

EDIT 2: AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

I'm getting reeeeeally pissed right now.

I'm trying to google the lyrics to the song "somewhere over the rainbow" as sung by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, but I keep getting the crappy version that has the crappy "what a wonderful world" crap addition to the song. And the only site that does give me what I want won't let my copy/paste the text.

 

[Shekwan]

I'm not even remotely tired and I have to be up relatively early tommorow. I guess this is the price I pay for sleeping past midday on my week off.

 

[Tee Kay]

It was sunny today and yesterday. Now all of a sudden, the cloudy skies are back.

My rant is the opposite. It was cloudy today and yesterday. Now all of a sudden, the sunny skies are back.

If this was summer, I wouldn't mind, but it's annoyingly warm for autumn, especially when I have to sit inside crowded lecture theatres for much of the day without air-con. Some rain would be nice too.

 

[azzaman333]

My rant is the opposite. It was cloudy today and yesterday. Now all of a sudden, the sunny skies are back.

If this was summer, I wouldn't mind, but it's annoyingly warm for autumn, especially when I have to sit inside crowded lecture theatres for much of the day without air-con. Some rain would be nice too.

RMIT has air conditioning.

 

[Tani Coyote]

The Red Alert series has credit scenes with plenty of women being sexually objectified in skimpy outfits, but none of big, muscular men!

I demand that the next installment have a female commander! I will risk my sanity playing as her simply so that I can have a male secretary to oogle!

 

[Captain2]

Gemma Atkinson.... :drools:


..... I mean.... yeah you have a point!

I managed to find a male commander in a skimpy outfit, enjoy!

 

[Tani Coyote]

Rant: My parents have finally made up and it seems everything's fine, except...

They have REALLY turned over a new leaf! Not just saying it, but actually doing it! Rather than tearing eachother apart, they now are colluding with eachother and using their collective evils to assign us chores, remodel the house, and overall be fascist towards us!

Good wish, bad wish or whaaaat?!

..... I mean.... yeah you have a point!

I managed to find a male commander in a skimpy outfit, enjoy!

Somebody who isn't in their sixties and isn't saggy would be nice.. I'm talking ripped, buff, MUSCULAR, YOUNG men!

/perversion

 

[Tee Kay]

Rant: My parents have finally made up and it seems everything's fine, except...

They have REALLY turned over a new leaf! Not just saying it, but actually doing it! Rather than tearing eachother apart, they now are colluding with eachother and using their collective evils to assign us chores, remodel the house, and overall be fascist towards us!

Good wish, bad wish or whaaaat?!

Be happy.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Rant: The usual schoolwork, schoolwork, schoolwork... able to do enough to keep from falling even farther behind, but doing too little to actually catch up. Curse my procrastination. I clearly inherited my laziness from my mother.

I also made a ton of pancakes, and after a little trial and error, they came out perfect...

..But THEN, I couldn't bring myself to eat much of them. I mean c'mon, I break my dad's budgetary back whenever we go to IHOP! Marius Shadouno is not pleased. He will go eat a baby now instead! ...Or something along those lines, I dunno.

Be happy.

Oh, I am. I just wasn't expecting them to consummate their love anew by forming the Fourth Reich. Good wish granted... unintentional side effect: Nazified parental units.

Then again, families exist to annoy the hell out of eachother, soooo... I suppose this is good!

 

[really]

A volcano erupted in Iceland but the wind is blowing in the wrong direction so we won't get a coating of ash like we did ten years ago.

 

[choxorn]

You want a coating of ash?

 

[really]

You want a coating of ash?

It was red and looked cool.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Head...hurts...so...bad ><

 

[GenMarshall]

My headphones just crapped out on me!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--

 

[Tani Coyote]

My headphones just crapped out on me!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF--

Nothing quite as fun as that! It took me months for me to get a new headset so my mic would work... then I resumed my voice acting escapades anew!

 

[Quackers]

omg sid mier still hasn't accepted my friend request

 

[Camikaze]

I'm tired and cranky, and I don't really know why.

 

[Ansar]

I fell asleep three times in less than one hour and a half today in class.

 

[Tani Coyote]

My procrastination has bit me in the ass. No more Spring Break for me.

 

[Yared]

My girlfriend and I are on the verge of breaking up. I hope it wont come to that, but if it happens I'm ready. This is getting a little bit silly.