Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!

[D'Artagnan59]

My mom installed adware onto the computer thinking it would help my MSN and AIM with extra smilies (I rarely use smilies on AIM, and the only smilies I use on MSN are my own). Instead, it keeps all of my toolbars up, bogs down my computer, and displays different windows (I send one file to someone, it sends to another person). I delete the virus with Unlocker (a common treatment), and it keeps remanifesting itself.

 

[_random_]

My wifi keep screwing up.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Rant: I accidentally wandered into the dreams of my ex and then woke up with a cut shaped like the number 7 on my forearm. She confirmed she had the same dream and wound and told me to stay out of her mind. Now she's pissed at me. Like I knew what I was doing.

WTH?

 

[Karalysia]

Thanks to a certain obese Republican my college now has a shortfall of $18 million.

Welp, what to do? Lets raise tution! Yeah! Forget cutting the football coaches $1 million a year or the president's $3 million a year. Nah....we'lll just raise tution on undergrads lol noobs.

 

[choxorn]

Thanks to a certain obese Republican my college now has a shortfall of $18 million.

There are plenty of obese republicans, which one are you referring to?

 

[Karalysia]

When he was camapgaining, most of his camapagin stops were resturants and diners.

 

[Kozmos]

WTH?

Yeah. I'm a man of science. Imagine how WTH I was at the whole concept. But apparently it's real. I'm still confused on how to integrate this knowledge into my world-view.

 

[azzaman333]

My mom installed adware onto the computer thinking it would help my MSN and AIM with extra smilies (I rarely use smilies on AIM, and the only smilies I use on MSN are my own). Instead, it keeps all of my toolbars up, bogs down my computer, and displays different windows (I send one file to someone, it sends to another person). I delete the virus with Unlocker (a common treatment), and it keeps remanifesting itself.

Reformat time!

 

[Catharsis]

Dear the student on my bus reading aloud a poem about child rape,

You are so non-conformist and bohemian. I mean, you just saw that limit of social acceptability and you stomped all over it, didn't you? I bet the girls' clothes fall right off.

If you really want to dispense with society's norms you should get your mouth sewn shut.

Yours sincerely,

Catharsis

 

[Yared]

Just f it all.

 

[West 36]

Wish I could communicate better with women I like. Or maybe I'm thinking too much. bah!

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Rant 1:

Reformat time!

Indeed. Reformatted, but I lost my lab reports.

Rant 2:

My mom is trying to force me to drink lite Frappuccinos from Starbucks instead of regular. Yes, I have cut down on soda. Yes, I still limit myself to a can. And yes, there is a difference between lite and regular. Lite tastes watered-down, and regular tastes more like mocha.

Let me manage my food intake, which has been working for the past fifteen years, as I damn well please. I am at a normal weight, but on the skinny side (6'1, 150 pounds). I do not want to eat food like I need to lose weight. The reason I have been gaining weight is because I was scrawny until I was twelve and I bulked up, not because I have a crap diet. Get your calorie tunnel vision out of your head. It's not like I drink frappuccinos daily like some people drink soda.

 

[Ansar]

Plenty of homework tonight

Additionally, I'm beginning to detest French merely because I know what I'm being asked, I just cannot respond in a comprehensive manner due to my limited French vocabulary.

 

[Joecoolyo]

I get to spend 14 hours at school tomorrow! woot! [/sarcasm]

 

[Captain2]

My best friend just told me he's gay and that he was more afraid of telling me than his parents....

I feel like such a bastard

 

[Abaddon]

My best friend just told me he's gay and that he was more afraid of telling me than his parents....

I feel like such a bastard

Don't take it in a bad way. Its hard for people coming out. It is not a reflection on you, how difficult they find it.

Just be glad he could tell you

 

[Captain2]

well yeah but he figured I'd be hard on him because I'm a Conservative

I had to point out only economically I guess

 

[GenMarshall]

Why would anyone be afraid of Capt2?

 

[Yared]

My best friend just told me he's gay and that he was more afraid of telling me than his parents....

I feel like such a bastard

well yeah but he figured I'd be hard on him because I'm a Conservative

I had to point out only economically I guess

Just act like nothing has changed. He's still your best mate.

 

[Ansar]

The work was not taken care of