Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!

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tequila + wine + beer = failiure tactic

But by god it was so good
 
We're out of toilet paper in my apt, and since we're all too lazy to buy any, for the past week I've been wiping my arse with newspapers and napkins pilfered from the dining hall. My arse is chafed. Do not like.
 
*Seethes*

A certain someone keeps diverting attention away from the questions I post in the questions threads. It is getting absolutely ridiculous. [pissed]
 
My arse....it chafes so bad.....whyyyyyyyyy???? Let me tell you the New York Times makes for some bad toilet paper.
 
My mom brought home some friend of hers. That friend is a dude whose wife ran away with their daughter and who is now depressed and doesn't wanna sleep at his own place.

I rant because I hate having guests.
 
My mom brought home some friend of hers. That friend is a dude whose wife ran away with their daughter and who is now depressed and doesn't wanna sleep at his own place.

I rant because I hate having guests.
I kinda do too, but I hate having CHILDREN over as guests. That's what's happening right now here.

So. Damn. Annoying. :cringe:
 
Today is Valentine's day. I am sick in bed, I'm missing more Mardi Gras Madness, and my girlfriend is 1,000 miles away.

Laaaaame.
 
Today is Valentine's Day.
 
I spent my Valentines Day playing WiiGolf with my best friend.
Besides that, I was alone.
 
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