RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On

[classical_hero]

You're either for us or you're against us.

Obviously you're against us.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Santa hats vs. humoncomics

WHO WILL WIN?

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Well, WE have nukes.

 

[_random_]

Not to mention the power of Santa himself. Think about it: He has the ability to simultaneously observe every person in the world, and then, in a very brief period of time, steal all of their cookies.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Santa Hats Unite!

 

[ZeletDude]

Yeah but we have DRUNK PEOPLE! Err..Countries!

Spoiler :

And of course the Vikings!

Spoiler :

 

[Magnificent One]

You expect to win against my can of Russian Whip-ass!?! You are crazy.

And let's not forget,we have Vikings,Finland,Aland,Iceland,America,both Nazi and Modern Germany,Dracula,France and Italy!

Humon Comics - 12
Santa Hats - 2

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

We have the 8 raindeers, 9 if you include Rudoph. And Santa and and Mrs Claws

Santa Hats - 13
Humon Comics - 12

 

[choxorn]

We have Belgium, the Netherlands, Canada, Mexico, England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, New Zealand, Japan, a Ninja (Saudi Arabia), a Pirate (South Africa), and New South Wales!

Humon Comics - 25
Santa Hats - 13

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

We have Belgium, the Netherlands, Canada, Mexico, England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, New Zealand, Japan, a Ninja (Saudi Arabia), a Pirate (South Africa), and New South Wales!

Humon Comics - 25
Santa Hats - 13

We got all the elves

Santa Hats - 1013
Humon Comics - 25

 

[ZeletDude]

You have to count all the sisters/brothers too! So technically its 50!

 

[Joecoolyo]

I am America, as you can see I have a gun.

And as far as I know, Santa doesn't.

We win.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I am America, as you can see I have a gun.

And as far as I know, Santa doesn't.

We win.

 

[choxorn]

And as far as I know, Santa doesn't.

Actually...


Link to video.

However, if we accept this, then Santa Hats -1000 points for deadness and incarceration.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

And we have the Giant Flying Turd

We win!

 

[_random_]

Santa hats have a rock star, a badass politician, a bear, a sexy alien, and an enormous boat. What now?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Santa hats have a rock star, a badass politician, a bear, a sexy alien, and an enormous boat. What now?

A giant flying turd. Ive got that covered though

 

[ZeletDude]

Humon Comics have almost every country, what now?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Humon Comics have almost every country, what now?

We have the north pole and a teleporting sled that can go to every country in the world.

 

[ZeletDude]

We have the Northpole to and to think of it we have Santa as well so therefore technically all Santa's are actually Humon Comics!

Spoiler :