Masquerouge
Deity
Why is it that shops do not have pants my size? What is so extraordinary about being tall and slim that makes shops not provide my freakin'pant size? Why do these shops assume that if you're really tall you must be really fat too? Why on Earth are there no W34 when the L is 36?!?! W36L36, suuuuuure. Tons of them. W38L36? A whole aisle is dedicated to them! And don't even get me started on those W40L36 ENTIRE SHOPS.
But should you have the ill fortune of not being fat, then if you're tall you're pretty much screwed. W34L36 fits me perfectly. I look awesome in W34L36 pants. But the last pair I bought was like 5 years ago, because apparently the clothing industry has decided that when you're tall, you're fat.
Apparently these morons think that small people are like this:
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and tall people are like this:
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Never would it occur to these simpletons that as you grow up you don't necessarily widen up, and thus you can end like this:
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Nooooo apparently to these puny brains the process of growing up is more akin to someone blowing you up like a balloon. Well I'm sorry they missed high school and half a brain, but when people eat what they're supposed to they do not get fat.
And you know what annoys me the most in this story? The fact that there are PLENTY of L36 pants. So it's not as if there was a case of not enough tall people so making L36 pants was not worth it. Noooo. It's just that apparently in the US all tall people are fat. Or they're trying to get back at tall and slim people. I don't know. Or they hide the pants when they see me coming from afar.
But should you have the ill fortune of not being fat, then if you're tall you're pretty much screwed. W34L36 fits me perfectly. I look awesome in W34L36 pants. But the last pair I bought was like 5 years ago, because apparently the clothing industry has decided that when you're tall, you're fat.
Apparently these morons think that small people are like this:
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and tall people are like this:
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Never would it occur to these simpletons that as you grow up you don't necessarily widen up, and thus you can end like this:
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Nooooo apparently to these puny brains the process of growing up is more akin to someone blowing you up like a balloon. Well I'm sorry they missed high school and half a brain, but when people eat what they're supposed to they do not get fat.
And you know what annoys me the most in this story? The fact that there are PLENTY of L36 pants. So it's not as if there was a case of not enough tall people so making L36 pants was not worth it. Noooo. It's just that apparently in the US all tall people are fat. Or they're trying to get back at tall and slim people. I don't know. Or they hide the pants when they see me coming from afar.