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I posted this in accomplishments, but how could it not be a rave?

I just won a $100,000 scholarship
 
WOW Nylan! that is insane!!!!! Congratualations! (see I can't even spell right, I will never get a scolarship that large ;))
 
This food from the Turkish restaurant on Kings Highway is wonderful.
 
Today, we had two guest speakers who graduated from Harvard talk to us about....

chastity.

That speech gave me hours of laughter and memorable lines all day. Biggest joke ever. Oh, and if you watch porn once, you'll become an addict and your grades will suffer. If you have unmarried sex once, you'll get an STD and burn in hell. Actual words.*


* - They used heck instead of hell.
 
Today, we had two guest speakers who graduated from Harvard talk to us about....

chastity.

That speech gave me hours of laughter and memorable lines all day. Biggest joke ever. Oh, and if you watch porn once, you'll become an addict and your grades will suffer. If you have unmarried sex once, you'll get an STD and burn in hell. Actual words.*


* - They used heck instead of hell.

:lol: IDK if I can truly believe that. Though I wonder how true the porn thing is...
What did these guys study?
 
I finished 9 episodes of Heroes in 6 hrs!
 
WOW Nylan! that is insane!!!!! Congratualations! (see I can't even spell right, I will never get a scolarship that large ;))

Thanks, I think I'm still in shock
 
:lol: IDK if I can truly believe that. Though I wonder how true the porn thing is...
What did these guys study?

You should. Could I make this stuff up? One studied anthropology and political science, but seemed to be an expert on whether masturbation was healthy or not. The other was pre-med.
 
You should. Could I make this stuff up? One studied anthropology and political science, but seemed to be an expert on whether masturbation was healthy or not. The other was pre-med.

Freaky. That first one is studying the same things I am. I guess employment is just bad in that field :(. And masturbation is healthy. It has to be. As is pre-marital sex. That said, I wanna meet these guys. Did anyone actually take them seriously?
 
Sshh... I knew i should not have invited you to the meeting...
 
Masturbation is healthy because it reduces the chance of getting colon problems. (not specifically masturbation, just ejaculating at least 7 times a week). I heard this because one of my friends doctors told him.

Rave: I looked got and 85.6% average on my first semester report card!!
 
Dunno if this goes in Random Rants/Raves, so I'll post it here because it was so hilarious.

While playing Team Fortress 2, some player joined as a medic. Then, he used voice chat. The horror of his voice...

It was a four year old. (Someone asked this and he confirmed)

Best part? He couldn't read. And I didn't have voice chat.

Then he began yelling "Where is everybody?" x5000 for 10 minutes. Then he began to ask how to uber like x30. After we told him, he ubered a sniper, and then asked where everybody was...

While everybody was yelling shut up, and we must support abortion, another player joined.

His name was: Insane Molester Panda.

He began laughing like a little girl, kind of like how people imagine Michael Jackson. Then he heard the little boy, and began doing this insane molester laugh that might've come out of a pr0n movie. (Which I don't watch BTW)

The little boy got completely scared and began to say: Where's mommy?

Then the Panda said: I love lil' boys. Feelin' Sixeh?

AHHHHH!!!

At this point, I began laughing like mad.
 
Freaky. That first one is studying the same things I am. I guess employment is just bad in that field :(. And masturbation is healthy. It has to be. As is pre-marital sex. That said, I wanna meet these guys. Did anyone actually take them seriously?

They were two former Harvard students. Sorry, I didn't take down their names, but they were featured in a NYT article in the summer. No one took them seriously, we spent today debating on our teacher on why they were bad speakers, not only for their content, but also how they showed it to us.
 
@downtown, you tried to leave CFC, but I guess it's one addiction that can't be beat so easily. :D
 
Holy crap, thats awesome. To where? How?

Oglethorpe University

They picked 250 of their best and brighest applicants and brought them all to the university for a "scholarship weekend". Those of us further than a state away got free first class flights via AirTran (apparently an AirTran big wig is one of the university trustees). We spent the weekend doing the usual campus tours, student panels, etc. We were also there to compete for scholarships though, so we had personal interviews, group seminars on specific topics, and wrote essays.

Five students were to receive full tuition for four years, plus money for a semester of study abroad, participation in university honors, and a research stipend their junior year for the preparation of an honors thesis.

I was one of the five.
 
That's pretty good. I applied to Oglethorpe once upon a year and it is expensive. Though perhaps not that much more so than any private college.
 
:lol: So it's not as unheard of as I thought. It is indeed expensive.
 
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