Nylan
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I posted this in accomplishments, but how could it not be a rave?
I just won a $100,000 scholarship
I just won a $100,000 scholarship
Today, we had two guest speakers who graduated from Harvard talk to us about....
chastity.
That speech gave me hours of laughter and memorable lines all day. Biggest joke ever. Oh, and if you watch porn once, you'll become an addict and your grades will suffer. If you have unmarried sex once, you'll get an STD and burn in hell. Actual words.*
* - They used heck instead of hell.
WOW Nylan! that is insane!!!!! Congratualations! (see I can't even spell right, I will never get a scolarship that large )
IDK if I can truly believe that. Though I wonder how true the porn thing is...
What did these guys study?
You should. Could I make this stuff up? One studied anthropology and political science, but seemed to be an expert on whether masturbation was healthy or not. The other was pre-med.
I have been randomly selected for an interview!
Freaky. That first one is studying the same things I am. I guess employment is just bad in that field . And masturbation is healthy. It has to be. As is pre-marital sex. That said, I wanna meet these guys. Did anyone actually take them seriously?
I posted this in accomplishments, but how could it not be a rave?
I just won a $100,000 scholarship
Holy crap, thats awesome. To where? How?