Random Raves VI: Put on a Happy Face

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I saw the best advert ever! :D

It was at a railway station; it was one of those... like a billboard ad, but smaller, I don't know what you'd call them. Like a poster, but behind some plastic. Anyway, it was for an electronics rental company.

There were pictures of the monitors and stuff that they could rent you, and the slogan was 'Don't get caught with the wrong rental'. And underneath that was a mugshot of Hugh Grant! :lol:

That has pretty much made my year.
 
Just saw the video of Jon Stewart destroying CNBC in his show. That was hilarious. :lol:
 
Got myself a nice backpack to take to Europe.

Cheap and spacious!
 
I'm back and it feels so good!
 
Go see the Watchmen movie the first chance you get. It was very very good. Especially in IMAX if you're lucky like me. :D

I watched the midnight show last Thursday at my work and it was awesome! I can't wait until Wolverine comes out in May.
 
In the last two days, I've been offered -

1.) Two acts of masturbation
2.) An act of oral sex (both ways)
3.) A picture of a rather nice pair of breasts
4.) And sexual intercourse.

And I thought girls didn't like me.

*These are from all different girls*
 
In the last two days, I've been offered -

1.) Two acts of masturbation
2.) An act of oral sex (both ways)
3.) A picture of a rather nice pair of breasts
4.) And sexual intercourse.

And I thought girls didn't like me.

*These are from all different girls*

Did you accept all four?
 
Haven't accepted any. I don't know any of them - I'm not a man whore.

Might accept one of them however... as the offerer is quite... hawt. :groucho:

EDIT: Accepted the picture. Obviously.
 
I went out for a walk in the drizzle today. I found a baseball and I saw a father teach his son to ride a bike. It gave me the warm 'n fuzzies. :love:
In the last two days, I've been offered -

1.) Two acts of masturbation
2.) An act of oral sex (both ways)
3.) A picture of a rather nice pair of breasts
4.) And sexual intercourse.

And I thought girls didn't like me.

*These are from all different girls*
How does this even happen to you?
 
How does this even happen to you?

Wha chu tryin' to say, Bub? :p

To be honest, I don't know. I don't want any of these girls of their lewd offerings. I want one girl who seems to be the only one uninterested. I think her lack of interest is a cover of her true intentions, but on the other hand I know I'm wrong.
 
Wha chu tryin' to say, Bub? :p

To be honest, I don't know. I don't want any of these girls of their lewd offerings. I want one girl who seems to be the only one uninterested. I think her lack of interest is a cover of her true intentions, but on the other hand I know I'm wrong.
I dunno, you've often spoke about how you can't stand to be at parties, which I imagine would be a hotspot of this type of... jocularity.
 
I dunno, you've often spoke about how you can't stand to be at parties, which I imagine would be a hotspot of this type of... jocularity.

I don't like it, and to be honest I'm frankly disgusted this sort of behaviour exists. One of them is excusable... the rest are just plain slut.
 
I don't like it, and to be honest I'm frankly disgusted this sort of behaviour exists. One of them is excusable... the rest are just plain slut.

Agreed.

To be honest, I could have had sex quite a few times since I've entered highschool in September, offered and all. But - The fact that those girls are whores, is not exactly appealing to me, yet it is to quite a few people that I know, which is disgusting.

I am raving that my massive migraine is gone!
 
*Singing* Reunited and it feels so good.
 
The thing with the slut/whores is, they're only attracted to people who aren't attracted to slut/whores.
 
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