Rapists, take note.

[Timsup2nothin]

"He removed his shirt, removed his billfold ... someone shouted a warning and he said 'blank the alligators' and jumped in to the water and almost immediately yelled for help," Price said.

Full story.

Clearly, if you are going to rape an alligator, announcing your intentions ahead of time is a big mistake.

 

[Darkflight]

That's a rather absurd way of introducing the non-story of an idiot getting himself killed.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

That's a rather absurd way of introducing the non-story of an idiot getting himself killed.

Absurdity seemed appropriate, don't you think?

 

[Darkflight]

Absurdity seemed appropriate, don't you think?

I don't find an idiot not understanding how dangerous animals work particulary absurd.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Because that's exactly what is the matter at hand...

..How's the alligator, I wonder

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Because that's exactly what is the matter at hand...

..How's the alligator, I wonder

Well fed?

 

[thecrazyscot]

What a stupid way to go.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

What a stupid way to go.

I picked it up off another forum I am on, where we have a "stupidest thing you will see this week" thread. Current contenders are a cell phone case in the shape of a handgun so you look armed and the cops can just shoot you, this nitwit, and another guy who died Saturday when he launched a firework by holding the mortar tube on top of his head. It's a tough choice.

 

[jackelgull]

What about the story I put up about a guy who killed six chickens to blackmail his mother into repairing the relationship between him and his girl friend?

 

[Manfred Belheim]

What does this have to do with rapists?

 

[NovaKart]

This was scary:

In an emotional interview with KFDM, Wright said, "I saw his body floating face down. And then he's out there for a couple of seconds and then he's dragged back down. And then he comes back up still face down and then he gets pulled down again. And then he just disappears."

 

[classical_hero]

This belongs in News of the weird.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

What does this have to do with rapists?

He who laughs last didn't get the joke?

 

[Manfred Belheim]

Well that's helpful.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Well that's helpful.

[sigh]

The humor comes from juxtaposing the guy's last words and an interpretation of events based on the idea of the alligator taking those last words literally alongside the obvious just plain stupid reality.

But I'm guessing the humor was lost somewhere in the explanation.

 

[bhavv]

I thought you meant that you want rapists to do the same thing?

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I thought you meant that you want rapists to do the same thing?

What, go after alligators?

Everybody has a few kinks, I suppose.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Should have stuck to feet, I guess. In comparison to alligators, they're mostly harmless so long as you keep a sane range.

 

[bhavv]

What, go after alligators?

Everybody has a few kinks, I suppose.

Well it would be great if all rapists went after alligators instead of humans.

 

[Commodore]

[sigh]

The humor comes from juxtaposing the guy's last words and an interpretation of events based on the idea of the alligator taking those last words literally alongside the obvious just plain stupid reality.

But I'm guessing the humor was lost somewhere in the explanation.

I don't get it.