So like, I was chillin' in the royal palace, when Bellflower ran in sobbing and singing.
"Dude, what gives? What's wrong?" I asked so nice as I could.
"Alex is such a square." Well, he said more than that, but I was kinda freaked out by what he said, so I didn't write it down.
So I went and talked to Alex about it, and looked around and saw that, wtf? Like, we don't own SF anymore
So I went to go and talk to him, and he totally told me to bugger off. Didn't even talk to me! Screw him. Also, we're missing a LOT of peoples.
Since he only had one group of archers there (last I checked), I decided to challenge him to smokeout. But he didn't know that I was going to bring another buncha horses to go and retake SF. No one can smoke like a horse, man. We also practiced hunting that day, so I knew how to get rid of my munchies.
So it comes the day of the challenge, and I show up at SF and I see this:
Uhhh, Alex? That's not playing fair. I ain't gonna challenge when he's all shiny like that. It'll kill my buzz.
Then, the next thing I know, the little b*st*rd knocks off the Hookah Meisters. Man! YOU SUCK!
He was bringing you some weed, Alex! He was gonna smokabowl! What gives?
Then, after this, Alex knocks out our new buncha homies, from Mecca. Man, this guy is TOTALLY NOT CHILL!
He is TOTALLY KILLING MY VIBE!
So I go smoke some. Then come back. Then, I decide to try and get us back out bros from SF... looks like time for a little sneak around the back...
So much for being sneak
Hey! I've gotta 'nother great plan! Why don't we send someone out to go get that iron! It's hard. It's cold. It's shiny. Maybe it'll make Alex, like, leave us alone. Forget these effin' horses! I tell the Meccans to get ready to move, dudes!
Also, this sweetly awesome dude named Moses stops by. He told me that if you make there be rules for smoking weed, everyone will stay high all the time! Also, you can set rules for who gets the most weed, based on what they do for a living.
Man this guy is Crazy. But hey, he's got good ideas. Unfortunately, the idea on RULES didn't get to Mr. Douchebag over there, coz' Alex knocked off some of our smokers!
I was so pissed with what Alex had done, that I left before Phez got back from his harvesting trip. So I had to go back and watch Alex bang up more of our smokers. I HATE that guy.
Unless we get Iron, SF is pretty much untouchable. Alex has iron too, but is coming at us with a stack of archers, which me managed to knock down a little with defending chariots. Also I only played 8 turns initially, and then played 1 extra
Thoughts on playing this out, guys? I think it might be impossible, especially without war? Anyway, Pholk's up, we've gottan archeron the forested hill, and I'm trying to chop out that settler. The scout in the south is to find us some place to flee to and also to distract Mr. A-Hole the Great.
The save:
http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads11/RB17-The_Hippies_BC-0325.Civ4SavedGame