carmen510
Deity
"Wake up carmen510... Civ4 has you..."
"HEY! I said wake up!"
"Wha? Who're you?"
"I'm the Messenger from Firaxis, the great spirit Sid Meier!"
"Yeah... So..."
"I have a quest for you!"
"Ummm... Okay... What is it?"
"You must play Civ4, with these variant rules!"
"From Sid Meier,
Welcome player! We have been monitoring you, and have seen your extremely n00bish ways on both Civ3 and Civ4, you have lost over 10 games on Chieftain, and 3 games on Settler, out of the 17 and 7 games respectively. We have a quest, to test your overall n00bishness. You must found at least one religion, and spread it to all civilizations, and spread it to each landmass you find. Lucky for you, you will play on Pangaea, but remember islands do exist on this map. You must also destroy any civilization who accepts Free Religion. You may not form any Permanent Alliances. You may only trade, have Open Borders, and have Defensive Pacts with those of your religion. Once they have changed their religion, you must cancel all deals immediately. I will be benevolent and allow you to switch religions, once per age. Once you advance in an age however, you will lose the chance for changing religion from the previous age. You are allowed to win on the victory condition you want. Finally, you must spread your religion to all your cities. You may not choose any leaders with Spiritual traits. Good luck"
"What kind of stupid quest is that? I'm athiest!"
"Ah, but then you will not be able to tell an interesting story of your Civ4 exploits!"
"That's true. I'll take on your quest."
"Good. And now, I must think up of ideas for Civ5 and Civ: Revolution. Farewell."
NOTE: No pics, will be in Pax Romana style.
"HEY! I said wake up!"
"Wha? Who're you?"
"I'm the Messenger from Firaxis, the great spirit Sid Meier!"
"Yeah... So..."
"I have a quest for you!"
"Ummm... Okay... What is it?"
"You must play Civ4, with these variant rules!"
"From Sid Meier,
Welcome player! We have been monitoring you, and have seen your extremely n00bish ways on both Civ3 and Civ4, you have lost over 10 games on Chieftain, and 3 games on Settler, out of the 17 and 7 games respectively. We have a quest, to test your overall n00bishness. You must found at least one religion, and spread it to all civilizations, and spread it to each landmass you find. Lucky for you, you will play on Pangaea, but remember islands do exist on this map. You must also destroy any civilization who accepts Free Religion. You may not form any Permanent Alliances. You may only trade, have Open Borders, and have Defensive Pacts with those of your religion. Once they have changed their religion, you must cancel all deals immediately. I will be benevolent and allow you to switch religions, once per age. Once you advance in an age however, you will lose the chance for changing religion from the previous age. You are allowed to win on the victory condition you want. Finally, you must spread your religion to all your cities. You may not choose any leaders with Spiritual traits. Good luck"
"What kind of stupid quest is that? I'm athiest!"
"Ah, but then you will not be able to tell an interesting story of your Civ4 exploits!"
"That's true. I'll take on your quest."
"Good. And now, I must think up of ideas for Civ5 and Civ: Revolution. Farewell."
NOTE: No pics, will be in Pax Romana style.