RiskNES II - Most Everybody Dies

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Me+red+yellow+green have NO connecting empire.

Time to make some choices.

eDIT: Us four against the world?
 
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I was joking. I plan on waiting as well, until I see who is planning on invading where (but me and iggy have a lot to discuss.)
 
EDIT: What's that j_eps?

A small, private vessel floated through space.

"Good grief this is boring."

"That's what you get for not leaving with the main Penguinskan force when it abandoned MetalNES."

"I have my own ship thanks. And you're just its computer. So stop sassing me."

"Self awareness has its dark side. Get used to it."

Flak rolled his eyes. Suddenly, a beeping sound started.

"NES detected."

"Doesn't look like one. A story NES at least. Could it be a board NES?"

"Possibly. It appears to be another earth clone world."

"Most planets are earth clones. But it's a board... that looks just like a Risk Board."

"Your analysis is correct."

"Sweet! Send a message to Penguinska, I'm entering it."

"Look out, there seems to be a lot of latent hostility to penguins in this area. I'd try to keep my head down, if I were you. So don't charge out in a mech and shout 'I claim this planet for Penguinska' or something along those lines."

"Keep my head down... keep a low profile. Sounds good. Prepare landing procedures."

"I landed while we were talking."

"That smoothly? You're good."

"The best. Pikt programmed me."

"How does he manage to program things more intelligent than he is?"

"That's one thing I've never comprehended. It bothers me."

"Well, don't hurt your little mechanical brain over it. Open the hatch please."

With a dramatic burst of steam, a walkway extended from the ship. In three great, loping steps Flak descended from the ship in a 20-foot Mech.

"I claim this planet for Penguinska!" he roared.

Crickets momentarily stopped their chirping, then resumed. A stray dog in the area ran off with its tail between its legs, making a frightened yipping sound.

"Um... starting with this immediate area actually. I'll work on the rest later."
 
Take a look at where we border and youll understand.
 
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Crap double post.
 
pretty much.

I will do the diplo after the update.
 
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Can I send you a pm of two quick changes?
 
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I think if I write this crptically you can get it and at the same time not send a 3rd pm, so - put it where it follows my strategy and evens it all out.

If you dont get it, i can re-re-pm, but I think the last part makes it obvious.
 
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