Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[choxorn]

I contemplate the meaning of life.

 

[landlubber]

I defend myself.

 

[!!!!!]

I thank the animals

 

[Seon]

I had it! I destroy the voice.

 

[Anonymoose]

With mighty moosey will, I gather an advanced moose civilization to live in the moosey metropolis.

 

[Duke Blackstone]

I lurk on top of the building

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Keep searching for the natives.

7: The gunfire has scared them off.

I contemplate the meaning of life.

1 (2): OH THE FUTILITY! Your nerve-wracked brain loses 20 hitpoints. -3 to your SAN check.

I defend myself.

17: You slay half of them.

I thank the animals

11: You're not fluent in the dialect, but you think they respond with "You're welcome."

I had it! I destroy the voice.

The voice permeates all. But if you are distraught by it, then it shall not speak.

With mighty moosey will, I gather an advanced moose civilization to live in the moosey metropolis.

14: They number in the dozens.

I lurk on top of the building

It's not that fun when you're not in the game.

Think of my happy place

12 (12): You imagine you aren't being squashed by a sea turtle.

Double A and merciary suffer 25 damage for lack of activity.

 

[civplayah]

Stupid America.

Search for my animals.

 

[landlubber]

I call on my dolphins to attack the robots.

 

[Abaddon]

I cheer up, I DO feel lucky, punk.

 

[choxorn]

What's SAN?

 

[Abaddon]

It keeps your heart pumping in a regular fashion..

 

[!!!!!]

i use the purple Crystal to make a super suit

 

[Anonymoose]

I eat some moose feed, healing for like a zillion HP.

 

[Seon]

Cast Plane shift

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Search for my animals.

1: The army has you surrounded.
ROLL TO DODGE!
1: You dance like a marionette to the tune of 50 damage.

I call on my dolphins to attack the robots.

13: It's destiny, man.

I cheer up, I DO feel lucky, punk.

3 (3): If by 'lucky' you mean 'asphyxiated by a sea turtle', then yes. 14 damage.

What's SAN?

Sanity.

i use the purple Crystal to make a super suit

5: It unleashes a burst of energy as you try to smith it.
ROLL TO DODGE!
13 (15): You receive a temporary charge of electric energy boosting your next attack by +2.

I eat some moose feed, healing for like a zillion HP.

12: You recover 20 hitpoints.

Cast Plane shift

...

 

[Seon]

(It's another term for dimensional travel, Thorvald)

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Ah, but the Nanny State forbids any action that may result in your harm. And since you have dispelled the Voice, there is no explanation for whatever action, or inaction, has been taken.

 

[Seon]

Ah ha! Thanks for that informational little tidbit.

 

[choxorn]

I utilize my newfound insanity to my advantage, with the realization that if I'm not sane enough to realize I can't do something, I should be able to do it.