Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition

[Seon]

Use the knowledge of how this universe works to walk through the helicopter's metallic body and into the cockpit.

 

[choxorn]

Nukes not working. Hmm.

Oh wait, I'm too insane to realize something can't work. Lahdiddahhdiddagzahulahwu.

Magically cause the spontaneous combustion of SeonClone.

 

[civplayah]

I have a relaxing fruit smoothie.

 

[Abaddon]

Nice rapid progress

 

[!!!!!]

i become the "protector of worlds"

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

We find that mastermind.

13: He's in the coffee shop across the street.

Use the knowledge of how this universe works to walk through the helicopter's metallic body and into the cockpit.

10: It's a bit out of your metaexistential reach.

Magically cause the spontaneous combustion of SeonClone.

2 (3): You explode yourself for 19 damage.

I have a relaxing fruit smoothie.

20: The tropical sensation restores 100 hitpoints.

i become the "protector of worlds"

4: That's quite the responsibility. You'll need to prove it. Go and save Gallifrey RIGHT NOW GOGOGOGO!!!!

 

[Seon]

I teleport the helicopter into choxorn's body for trying to burn me alive.

 

[choxorn]

I go find the statuette I made to the Random Number Gods and pray to it, with the possible addition of burning incense and goat sacrificing.

 

[landlubber]

I take my dolphins to the coffee shop.

 

[civplayah]

I win.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I teleport the helicopter into choxorn's body for trying to burn me alive.

10: You don't know telekinesis.

I go find the statuette I made to the Random Number Gods and pray to it, with the possible addition of burning incense and goat sacrificing.

20 (20): You gain +5 to your next roll, and a further +1 bonus to all future rolls.

I take my dolphins to the coffee shop.

20: You apprehend the Mastermind before he can even react. He reveals the existence of the Alpha Harmonizer, a device capable of winning the game, and provides you with the control codes.

I win.

17: Declaring military victory over the Royal Island Army, you establish yourself as ruler of the island.

 

[choxorn]

I use my new power to smite SeonClone with the holy power of the Random Number Gods. Oh holy random number gods, please smiteth Seon with... well, holy flame or something, I don't know, I just want to see some smitingeth!

 

[Seon]

I jump my conciousness into choxorn's body in order to battle him for the control of his body.

 

[Abaddon]

Best vacation ever?

 

[civplayah]

I win.

 

[!!!!!]

i improve my overall health

 

[landlubber]

I use the device to win.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

I use my new power to smite SeonClone with the holy power of the Random Number Gods. Oh holy random number gods, please smiteth Seon with... well, holy flame or something, I don't know, I just want to see some smitingeth!

11 (18): Ever seen how Dr. Manhattan explodes people? Yeah... it looks like that.

I jump my conciousness into choxorn's body in order to battle him for the control of his body.

8: Unfortunately, you are dead.

I win.

Divine Intervention: 19
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!! You take 32 damage.

i improve my overall health

9 (10): You eat a bad taco.

I use the device to win.

13: You pinpoint its location in the mountains outside Murghab, Tajikistan.

 

[landlubber]

I make the journey.

 

[civplayah]

I also travel to Murghab.