JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
I raise funds to pay my debt off with a concert. Exceeding money will go to boosting the worst EKNC defence.
Roll to Dodge: Ludicrous Edition
- Thread starter Thorvald of Lym
- Start date
Omega124
Challenging Fate
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
7 (11): You pay back $56.JohannaK said:
8 (1): Snapping his fingers, the Ghost Writer seals the automated double-doors (after all, actually hiring porters would be an inefficient waste of capital). You take 10 damage pelting head-long into them while granting him a +3 bonus to his attack this round!Omega124 said:
ROLL TO DODGE!
15 (11): You manage to fend off his advance, kicking him in the shin for 7 damage.
13 (20): You blast him for 22 damage, riddling him with gaping wounds that bleed out at -5 hitpoints/turn. As usual when the going gets tough, George tries to implement his Executive Power!CivCube said:
ROLL TO DODGE!
19 (20): Wise to his game, you feign as if to let him escape... then kneecap him for 8 damage, crippling his mobility by -5.
Frank continues to aggro Cruz as he waits for CivGeneral to get back in the game.
ROLL TO DODGE!
13 (9): Ted brushes off the inspector, intent on a killing stroke!
ROLL TO DODGE!
17 (12): Flailing his feet like an angry toddler, CivGeneral manages to keep the senator at bay, dealing 7 damage.
SOL 740 angles for the 33rd.
ROLL TO DODGE!
8 (3): This thing really is a liability. The unit tricks it into prepping the Nepalese front for the reprisal attack, sapping the country's Defence 2 points.
The EKNC rushes Nepal!
ROLL TO DODGE!
1 (3): Even with unwitting fire support, the troops are unable to navigate the mountainside effectively. Nepal fortifies 2 points while India musters 1 Defence. In America, insurgents aim to climb up the ladder of the central states.
ROLL TO DODGE!
16: An armoured spearhead drives through to Nebraska, eroding American Defence 1 point and seizing another nuke! It will be launch-capable in 6 turns. Seeking to strengthen its position against Mozambique, the Georgian cell doubles down on Comoros.
ROLL TO DODGE!
8 (10): Overestimating its own strength, the Monarchist fleet is beaten back.
Omega124
Challenging Fate
I dramatically jump out the window
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
You know what, Screw this! I flee to the bridge and chart a corse to make a crash landing into Texas! If I'm going out, I'm going out in a blase of glory taking Ted with me!!!!!
(and this is why I want a 20 sided die with all 20s for myself)
(and this is why I want a 20 sided die with all 20s for myself)
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JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
I sell the Live album to pay off the rest.
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
20 (9): Uh-oh, he's shuttered them all with steel blinds!Omega124 said:
ROLL TO DODGE!
18 (15): As he makes another pass, you show the Ghost Writer who the real swordmaster is here, delivering a swift 18 damage that inflicts wounds worth -2 hitpoints per turn.
20 (10): Unfortunately that would count as aborting the boss fight, and you just don't have enough boosts to circumvent the escape penalty. Maybe shoulda stuck with your first action after all... But at least Drebbin's keeping your back.CivGeneral said:
ROLL TO DODGE!
8 (7): Missing his mark, Frank leaves himself open to Cruz's retaliation, suffering 9 damage.
ROLL TO DODGE!
16 (15): You manage to stave off Cruz's attack, kneeing him in the package for 19 damage and penalizing all his rolls by 1 for the next three turns.
16 (20): You're back in black and dump the surplus into hiring some backup for the Mozambicans, bringing the country's Defence back to normal.JohannaK said:
14 (20): Winding up for one devil of a strike, you smirk and say: "I motion this parliamentary session... dissolved."CivCube said:
CivCube has defeated President George! He claims George's items as spoils of war.
SOL 740 sets its sights on the 52nd Division.
ROLL TO DODGE!
11 (8): The soldiers scramble to protective shelter.
The Eternal Kingdom moves to consolidate its Chinese holdings.
ROLL TO DODGE!
12 (10): Man, what with all this resistance, you'd think they don't want an omnicidal Caucasian megalomaniac ruling them! Cruz's forces meanwhile try again for the Bahamas.
ROLL TO DODGE!
10 (7): Having spent most of its force in the American spearhead, the hasty assault group is quickly overpowered. The South African cell strikes out for the rest of the country.
ROLL TO DODGE!
4 (1): Minus their commanding officer, the terrorists are as effective as headless chickens. Attacks by the South African cell are suspended for 10 turns as headquarters desperately scrambles to rebuild the chain of command.
The Eternal Kingdom has readied TWO nukes!
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
I heal myself back to full health using one of my Field dressing kits while Frank distracts Ted by shooting off HIS BALLS!!!!
Omega124
Challenging Fate
A natural 20 failed?
I launch a lawsuit against Thor that this game is rigged, and demand an immediate injunction of this fight.
I launch a lawsuit against Thor that this game is rigged, and demand an immediate injunction of this fight.
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
I use assisted physical remote direction systems (aka bombardment) to steer CivG's ship into a crash course with Texas. It's exactly what he would have wanted.
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
16: You close the wounds and patch yourself up 50 hitpoints. Frank tries to fulfil the order, despite still not having a gun.CivGeneral said:
ROLL TO DODGE!
15 (15): Giving another kick for luck, Frank deals 16 damage, throwing off Cruz's next attack -2!
ROLL TO DODGE!
12 (14): You dodge his clumsy strike, taking the opportunity to throw a tantrum for 12 damage.
10 (9): Nope, -10 escape penalties have been consistently applied in all boss fights this round. Case dismissed.Omega124 said:
ROLL TO DODGE!
1 (1): You're hit full force with one of the Ghost Writer's Dirty Bombs! Your Lust immediately jumps by 16, and will rise by 3 points for the next 5 turns. Thanks to
6 (6): Be that as it may, you have to hit the ship first, and there's a moon in the way. Overcharging the weapons, not only do you not punch through the moon, but the ship's attack bonus is suspended 4 turns as the crew works to recover from the power surge.JohannaK said:
10 (11): Anyone that wasn't already killed in the crossfire has fled the building.CivCube said:
SOL 740 makes another pass over the 4th Division.
ROLL TO DODGE!
5 (1): Once again, the satellite is shrewdly exploited to carve out a path into Kazakhstan, sapping its Defence 3 points.
The main Monarchist army follows through into Kazahstan.
ROLL TO DODGE!
14 (17): Finally breaking through the Soviet front lines, the Eternal Kingdom storms across the steppe, seizing two more nukes that will be armed in 5 turns! In danger of encirclement, Kyrgyzstan loses 1 Defence. Back in the Americas, the Cuban war resumes.
ROLL TO DODGE!
10 (7): The hordes are mercilessly gunned down by incensed patriots.
JohannaK
Heroically Clueless
I turn my attention to the EKNC's readied nuclear arsenal.
Omega124
Challenging Fate
Fiiiiiiiiine. I fight ghost writer.
Doesn't mean I have to like it. >:c
Doesn't mean I have to like it. >:c
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
I concentrate all fire at Ted's head while Frank gets ready to counter any of Ted's attacks.
Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
12 (13): From what you can ascertain, they were in the process of moving headquarters into China, though any specifics are now out-of-date.CivCube said:
18 (19): Using leads you may have 'accidentally' picked up during your liaising with National Defense, you get a good idea of where the compromised US silos are located, granting you a +4 bonus in intercepting direct strikes and a +3 bonus intercepting missiles targeted on Earth.JohannaK said:
1 (1): Your lack of enthusiasm shows as you trip over the bedpost, slamming face-first into the floor for 19 damage and a mild concussion that penalizes all your rolls by 2.Omega124 said:
ROLL TO DODGE!
5 (1): Literally beating you while you're down, the Ghost Writer deregulates you for 16 damage and -$22.06.
11 (10): The shot goes wild. Frank tries to follow up.CivGeneral said:
ROLL TO DODGE!
9 (9): Ted dodges out of the way, priming a Holy Hand Grenade!
ROLL TO DODGE!
15 (14): Taking cover behind a bulkhead, you manage to avoid the blast.
ROLL TO DODGE!
1 (7): Frank dives for cover but still suffers 9 damage and ongoing -3 hitpoints as his clothes burst into flames!
Having borne the brunt of the blast, the ship suffers -14% Armour, -8% Routines, and -3% Life Support.
SOL 740 moves to target the 52nd.
ROLL TO DODGE!
4 (1): The beam helps carve up the Chinese front line, reducing national Defence by 3!
The Eternal Kingdom goes all out on Beijing.
ROLL TO DODGE!
14 (15): Seizing the capital region further undermines Chinese Defence 1 point. The conquest of a major objective also raises Monarchist morale across the board, boosting its Attack +1! American forces eagerly try it out on the Southern states.
ROLL TO DODGE!
18 (20): Everything from Arkansas to North Carolina falls under the Mad King's yoke. Exploiting the
ROLL TO DODGE!
13 (17): The country falls, and with its excess momentum the EKNC seizes several Somali and Ethiopian territories.
Djibouti has been defeated by the EKNC!
GenMarshall
High Elven ISB Capt & Ghost Agent
I take aim and shoot out Ted's grenades from a safe location to have them explode in his face taking out his hit points while Frank Stops-Drops-and-Rolls to put out the flame.
