Roll to Dodge: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster Edition

[KaiserElectric]

Ah, good then. But I still have a penalty for 2-hands actions?

If it's not on the player list, you don't have it.

 

[JohannaK]

Ah, there is a player list?
I'm sorry.

Action: Shoot with the railgun-arm to a random player who is not SamSniped.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I go around making things.... secure.

 

[SouthernKing]

I once again walk into the Stargate, this time through the activated singularity.

 

[SamSniped]

I changed my orders (No, that is not my action for this round )

 

[Buddhafish]

I built a spaceship

 

[Omega124]

I go to the nearest mall

 

[KaiserElectric]

Abiding by my truce with JoanK, I slice off METY's arms. No Time Travel for you!

(10+1=11) You nip him on the arm for 3 damage.

The D1C3 G0D is impressed by the Epicness I summoned, and fixes the Flux Capacitor.

(17) Jinx (15) He is mildly impressed and repairs your time machine for you.

Shoot with the railgun-arm to a random player who is not SamSniped.

(9) You fire haphazardly and miss everyone. You feel a little silly.

I go to the nearest mall

(3) It's infested by zombies. One of them attacks you.
ROLL TO DODGE
(18) Jinx (13) You easily avoid the lumbering zed's swipe.

I watch paint dry.

Latex-ey! (2)

I once again walk into the Stargate, this time through the activated singularity.

(17) Jinx (2) Before you can enter, a band of hulking lizard aliens lugging rifles pop out. One takes a potshot at you.
ROLL TO DODGE
(8) You take a blaster to the bum for 5 damage.

New NPC: Lizard Grunts!

Using political power and my close friendship with the Russian President, I make the nation of Bellrus collapse, leaving WIM in ruins. LITERATELY.

(20) You make the nation collapse.

No seriously, it collapses. Goes straight down into the ground. WIM crawls out of the burning rubble, but not before suffering 10 damage from horrendous burns. Needless to say, he's lost the presidency as well.

I realise I missed a round, and go and have a coffee.

(4) Blech! It's so awful that you take 4 damage.

I get Belorussian spies to shoot Ninjacow's liver.

(20) Jinx (5) It seems your spies went down with the nation.

I do a dance

Dancin' man! (3)

I go around making things.... secure.

(2) You get your henchmen to sneak into a building to steal some jewelry. They go out the other exit and never come back.

I go to the military yard sale to get a tank.

(16) Jinx (18) You romance one of the female guards and she helps you nab an M1 Abrams!

I built a spaceship

(18) Jinx (5) Out of what?

Next round is back to NORMAL

The lizard grunts wander around creating havoc.

 

[hoplitejoe]

I secure a large bail out from the EU under the guise of being a small Balkan nation.

 

[SouthernKing]

I blind man's bluff and slip past the aliens and enter the activated stargate.
(how many times do I have to do this )

 

[SamSniped]

I destroy METY's Time Machine and especially the Flux Capacitator with my sword

 

[NinjaCow64]

I use my political influence to build a comically oversized Vodka Shop over the hole that was formerly the nation of Belarus, causing WIM to be trapped underneath.

 

[W|M]

I put on sunglasses, go to the Kremlin after escaping the vodka shop, and shoot NinjaCow in front of everyone there with a sub-machine gun. The Imperial March is playing in the background as I am doing this.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

I travel to somewhere Sam's ancestors lived and try to marry one of his female ancestors, effectively removing him from existence.

 

[Buddhafish]

I buy a long range scope for my laser pistol from a masked man.

 

[Omega124]

I yell "FUS RO DAH" at the zombies

 

[Optical]

I hijack the coffee place.

 

[LordNwahs6]

I drive around town with the M1 Abrams, crushing the lizard grunts while on the road.

 

[mayor]

I keep dancin'

 

[JohannaK]

I shoot METY's time machine.