I use my telekinesis to move a few of the stones out of the top of my GIANT SHELL so I can have some air.
(6): You completely detonate the shell, to have some nice fresh air. Pieces go everywhere, but there were golems standing around you. So nobody got hit. Darn.
No roll to dodge because I am
too lazy in a merciful mood.
Perfy the cat said:
I shred a dark figure's ankles with my claws
6 (two 6s in a row? 0_o): MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW! You shout as you extend your claws and attack the dark figure's ankle. He howls out in pain but can't kill you because how cute you are, buckle, and fall to the ground. Zombies just loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove cats, by the way, and they show their affection to you by showing off their open head surgery without the use of anesthetics to you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
1: OMG fail: You flail about as zombies surround you. One of the hands go to a more discreet part of your body (not between your legs
), and you go loose as they rip you apart.
DEEATH
Achivement unlocked! Death is only the beginning: Congratulations. You ahve died, met the f**ing Q, and is on your way to heaven when you are interrupted and sent back to the living world as a ghost. You can still perform simple actions as a ghost, but you must roll a 5 or 6 to effect the world. Remember. Death, is only the beginning
Truronian said:
I play the chainsaw chap at winner takes all strip poker
3: The hooded guy with a BFS gives you a strange look and swings his sword.
4: You manage to duck out, but he still slashed you. And since you have one hand is suffering from a near death condition, you die! Don't worry. you will be missed. By some of us.
DEATH
Hell_Hound said:
Ill create some ammo for my laser gun while staying in my room
(4): You find an old used triple A battery in your pocket. Good for one shot juice
Milarqui said:
I recharge my energy a la Jin Kazama in Tekken 3 so that I can move faster.
(2): You try that and fail, which is good because I have no idea what the heck that is anyways. And then you get attacked by brownies because they are attracted to shiny things and your sword went all shiny and cool while doing that
ROLL TO DODGE!
1: Wow, you guys are unlucky today.
The brownies gouge out your eyes and then starts to force feed you brownies until you die a messy dark gooey death.
-Status: Terminated
oyzar said:
I try to find out how to use my newfound tools (including the book and the gun (check for ammon))
1: You empty the gun into the closet door. Now you know it is empty. Then you hit yourself in the face with the book, whichis 450 pages thick. (-6 damage)
Vertineri said:
I pick up Kan by the tail and spin him above my head and run at the dark dudes, trying to kill them with said, and probably very dead, snake.
You pick up Kan snake, swing it around, and throw it at yourself in a ecstasy of failure
Kan the snake said:
I'm just gonna go with this, as I can't think of anything to top it. I try to bite whichever dark figure I'm being aimed at with venomous fangs.
6: lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol OMGWTFBBQ. Although you are thrown at Vertineri instead of the dark figures, that ain’t stopping ya! You actually travel THROUGH his head like a bullet and get impaled on the wall like a stick. The worst part is that you swallowed some of the stuff.
(-6 HP)
I rush at everybody close to me to conver them!
5: You rush at other figures in the room to convert them. However, most of them were zombies anyways. You can hear confused screams and a sound of a flying snake in the distance though.
civplayah said:
Hmm, since I can't become happy on my own, I decide to talk to someone. Hm, Seon! I talk to you and hope you crack a joke or something
4-1:3: You somehowe break the fourth wall and end up in my room with the computer. I give you a strange look and smite you with divine wrath as I teleport you into a room filled with borgs intent on assmilating your technological and cultural uniqueness.
Umm
Hi
choxorn said:
I shoot the zombie in the head.
4: You shoot the zombie in the chest. It crumples, although you wonder if it is going to go all resident evil and come back to life. Oh, and you shoud watch out for those darn crabs. And watermelons. Did I mention watermelons? Because, crabs like watermelons and both of them are rushing you.
ROLL TO DODGE!
2:UGWAHHHHH! You scream as a crab latches on to your head. You can feel the beaks decending when a watermelon hits you full on the face. Luckily, you could see through a convenient plot holes in the watermelon. Unfortunately, it hits you with such force that it pins you against a wall.
(-8 HP), you also get a watermelon helmet which gives you +1 defence but attracts crabs far and wide.
I run at Milar with my bad shoulder and try undislocate it with his face
6: You rush at Milar's dead body and blow it clean off the face. Your arms are back too! Whoop! However, you get covered in gooey brownie and brownie fairies hate people misusing their tasty little brownies and decide to teach you how to use it properly, which involves forcefeeding you brownies until you die.
ROLL TO DODGE!
4: You manage to bet off most of the brownies, but they scratch you.
(-3 HP)
cindle said:
I absorb everyone's lifeforce
You fail, but manage to attract attention of some of the wraith ghosts.
ROLL TO DODGE~
6: YOU DID RIG MY iPOD! RAVERAVERAVERAVE: You disintegrate all of the wraiths back to wherever it came from.
All people dead in this turn may come back as evil ghosts, because I doubt anyone here is good.
Oh, and just a word. From now on, everyone inactive shall be killed by evil spirits of the dead
