Roll To Dodge

[sirtommygunn]

I use Catharsis' broken pieces of teeth to cut the rest of the rope.

 

[Perfection]

Catgirl Perfs rolls the string that binds her into a ball.

 

[Seon]

Anyway, I suck in my gut and do a sexy dance, thereby shimmying my way out of the ropes.

2:Fail. lol. The god of dice is REALLLY against you. Or at least my iPod containing the dice app does. You suck in your guts, and trying to shimmy out, you dislocate your privates somehow.

Ouch. (-10 HP).

I use my rogue skillz to get myself untied.

(2)You use your rogue skillz to fail miserably. The brownie fairies come and double knot your rope as well. TIGHTLY. Even around your neck. OH GOD!

TWO TURNS TO DEATH!

Gosh. I stop struggling, in the hopes it loosens my bonds and allows me to slip free!

(6)lolwut seriously dice? You clothing suddenly changes to that of an Indian Fakir, which is essentially nothing at all with a funny hat. Your body starts to shimmer and you somehow turn into a snake which slithers out of the bonds. However

In an act of compassion I decide to help put Kan out of his misery by pulling the rope even tighter.

(2): Smiling viciously, you approach the Kan snake. and then trip and fall on him. (-2HP)

ROLL TO DODGE FOR KAN!
4: You manage to slither out in time, but your tail still got crushed. (-2HP)

I fashion a small lump of explosive from my fingernails and tears

(5)Defying all things that chemistry teacher taught me, you somehow use your HULK unique chemistry to form a TNT bomb within your body. WITHIN YOUR BODY. YOU ARE STILL CHAINED TO THE WALL FOOL LOL. Oh, and

I use my MAGIC to put truonian out of his misery. I heat his prison so it cooks him like an oven.

a: that is two actions. SO no. However, for that action.
5: You warm his prison up so that it will kill a normal person. You then WHAT THE KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Thankfully, Truronian survives...albeit with one arm and and suffering from a near death condition. At least you are free now.
...

Anyways the chunks of wall go everywhere.

ROLL TO DODGE!

Cindle: 5: You teleport out of the way. Wow. Did you rig my iPod?

civplayah 6: You punch that block of wall to whence it came.

Vertineri118: 6: You manage to get up in time to conduct a backflip out of the burning rock.

Orders: I summon fiery demonic powers from the realm of Enferal to burn my bonds. (and give me a cool imp familiar =D)

You use your demonic powers to summon Ifrit. a pine cone appears. Oh, and

I crawl out of the mess and take the shiny thing

Note:I considered this a one action as the shiny thing was technically next to him under the wreckage. Anyways

(6) Battered and hardened, you crawl out of the mess and climb to the top of the bookshelves, draggin the shiny thing behind you. At the top of the bookshelves, you raise the shiny thing, which turned out to be a sword high up into the sky. It starts to glow and sharp rays of light goes everywhere and free everyone not yet freed. Oh, and...umm other rays of light.....

ROLL TO DODGE!!!!!!
Kill Fire: 2:Your bonds are free, but a ray of light pierces your chest as well. (-6 HP)
Perfection:3: A ray of light pierces your leg (-4HP)
Catharsis:3: a ray of light pierces your arm (-4 HP)
sirtommygunn:2: a ray of light strikes your stomach, making you empty all your contents to the floor. eww (-6HP)
rhawn:4: A ray of light glances your chin. (-2 HP)
Dragonson: 2: A ray of light pierces your dark, dead heart. I mean, did I say that? I meant it for a certain jobless Texan. Anyways. A ray of light goes partly into your next (-6 HP).

I offer assistance on my next 4 orders to the person that helps untie me

1: You say "I try to kill the person who helped untie me for the next 4 order."
SPECIAL COONDITION: honor bound. Your orders in the next 4 turns have to do with warlike behaviour. Against Milar.

(civplayah, since you are free already... you just go to see what the moaning is about. (2), trip, and sob miserably. (-2HP).
SPECIAL CONDITION: Depressed. You get -1 rolls with your dice until you get HAPPY.

I try to destory the box with my martial arts... there!

6: OH MY GOD WHY IS THERE NO ONES??????!?!?!?!?!.

HIYAH! Your clothing suddenly changes to one of those streotypical eastern monks. You jump cleanly out of the box, which explodes. Dead bodies go everywhere. Yeah you heard it right. Dead bodies. the box was full of it. You go towards one and kick it and OH GOD IT'S ALLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE sobsobsobs.

ROLL TO DODGE!
6: lolwut? You kick the zombie's head clean off. But more are coming.... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

I wade through all the cloaks and clothes hanging there trying to find Narnia

You wade through the clothes to discover that it was a NORMAL CLOSET, sit down,and sulk. You can hear something growling outside.

I use Catharsis' broken pieces of teeth to cut the rest of the rope

(5)Since you are already free, you just pick up his teeths.
ITEM RECEIVED. broken teeths.

Catgirl Perfs rolls the string that binds her into a ball

5...you guys are lucky today (compared with the other days lol).
ITEM RECEIVED! A large ball of rope.

 

[Truronian]

I hit cindle in the face.

 

[oyzar]

I try to find something in the closet which can help me defend against/kill whatever is outside.

 

[Seon]

P.S. I have not yet updated the stats yet. I shall do so later times

 

[Catharsis]

Oh dear, losing my privates will negatively affect my SEXINESS stat! Now I won't even be able to keep bullies away from my seat on the school bus!

Anyway, I sprout HP-restoring roots that dig into the ground! I'm gonna be a tree, just like my drama teacher used to say before they took her away.

 

[Milarqui]

WOW! I've gotten a super-sword that has pulled out a -34 HP in total! Although now I'll have to watch out for rhawn...

 

[Terrance888]

I concentrate my force so that if I turn into a zombie, I keep my pwnage powers.

 

[cindle]

EDIT

I create an awesome blast of plasma,disintigrator lasers and nukes destroying every thing within a 2 mile radius without hurting me using a combination of my MAGIC and SUPER CYBORG POWERS killing everyone.

 

[Milarqui]

I use my uber-sword to cut off rhawn's head before he tries to kill me.

 

[Perfection]

I'm going to try two orders, if that's a problem please disregard the latter.

I attempt to seduce Cindle and steal his stuff before he kills us all.

I attempt to lick my wound to increase HP.

 

[sirtommygunn]

I open the nearest door and walk out of the room.

 

[Vertinari118]

I follow sirtommygunn at a sprint before the room explodes in a sea of plasma. If allowed I will pick Kan up so he doesn't have to bite me to hitch a ride and kill us both by tripping me up.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

In vengeance I bite my fangs into Vertinari118's leg in the hopes of latching on as he flees.

 

[kill fire]

I attempt to use my telekinesis to form a barrier of stones infront of me facing cindle to defend myself against his attack, and the zombies.

 

[civplayah]

I happify myself.

 

[Seon]

Stats are being updated as of right now. People have time to change their minds until 3M east Cost USA time.

 

[hell_hound]

I will join in as this sounds fun

 

[Seon]

@Hell Hound: You start in a small room.