Roll To Dodge

[Seon]

there are no rules against it or are there?


EDIT
I looked through the rules again. There are no rules against it. So unless I get a 1-3 (which is impossible) or you change the rules, you can't punish me for it.

Don't worry, cindle. I am bringing in the CPD to help me with his.

 

[cindle]

Not the chicago police department!
I'm changing my orders to this:

I become the god of destruction, entropy, and time.

 

[kill fire]

...which is basically the same thing but you know whatever. (actually isn't the same considering Kronos is a titan not a god)

 

[cindle]

He wasn't the titan of entropy. And, the previous order implied that I already was a titan, while this one has me BECOME a god bypassing the rule I broke last time. It's perfectly legal!

 

[Seon]

Now that is legal

 

[Vertinari118]

I use my ghostly powers to generally freak everyone out.

 

[cindle]

Now that is legal

You ********-ing-*************on a**************** piece of ************************ hippopotomas****************************** you're gonna***************************************waffles************* ala pants****************Pinto**********************IshKay on the iskay!

EDIT:

Also, no killing of anybody without a reason. Besides that ANYTHING GOESNEVERMIND WHATEVER I SAID. ANYTHING GOES

 

[Seon]

Now now now, cindle. Be quiet, or else, I may have to dig deeper into forbidden achievements box. One labeled...Red shirt.

 

[cindle]

A red shirt would go nicely with my shoes.

 

[rhawn]

I get down on my knees and pray to God for protection this round.

 

[Catharsis]

Aw come on Seon, am I on your ignore list or something? This is the second time you've ignored my orders.

 

[Seon]

Oops

 

[Dragonson]

Orders: I use the fact that i havent been able to post in this thread for some time to convince seon that i should get a bonus.

 

[Catharsis]

I attempt to sprout leaves again, and this time I try try try with all my heart in a way that can't possibly be overlooked by even the weirdest of GMs.

I'ma sprout the heck out of these leaves

 

[Seon]

Action: I possess rhawn and kick him out of his body.

5: Perfect. Now you and rhawn is wrestling for control in his body. Rhawn is winning though.

Action: I scare off the borgs with my special depression.

2: Fail lol die you red shirt XD.

Anyways,they assimilate you to the colony, which then proceeds to sulk because of your depression. Oh, and the Starfleet is coming. So ya better hurry and wake up the entire colony
Status Changed to epressed Borg: -1 every roll. Also all your speech must contain no contractions what so ever and no acronyms and must use the most difficult language. You may not even say laser, but must rather say it as light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation XD

I tell them to invite everyone to where I am while I create a raveball so we can have a DANCE DANCE PARTY!

1: You tell them to kill everyone. Including you.

ROLL TO DODGEEEEE!!!
Kill Fire 4: You manage to duck out of the way of the hulking fists of rock
rhawn: 2: You break your arms. while trying to coordinate with Milar to attempt to dodge the golems. lol (-7 HP)
cindle: 4: Your hat falls off

I attack in the snake's direction while moaning an attack screach/command

1: You yell out a love and purring sound and skip towards the snake showing love and gratitude to everyone. In the end, even I get sick of you and let loose an army of chainsaw wielding maniacs with a potato beg over their face.

ROLL TO DODGE!
3: He cuts off your arm (-7 HP)

I eat the watermelon to regain HP!

4: MM-mm good, you say as you consume the watermelon. (+5 HP)
and OH GOD THE CRAB ATTACKS!!!
3: OMG THAT THING BITES! (-3 HP)

I become the god of time, destruction, and entropy

1: You castrate yourself.
Ouch (-15 HP)

Ghost Catgirl Perfection Attempts to reincarnate into the next Pope

1: you reincarnate as a ghost of a catgirl.

lolwut?

I jump through the nearest window that will take me out of this crazy place

4: Do you know that some British folks painted windows onto their walls instead of having a real one because real windows were taxed in the olde days?

Well.

Now you know. (-3 HP)

I try to find more ammo for my gun.

5: You dig into your closet and discover a clip. 12 shot.

Meanwhile the closet is shaking very violently.

Oh well, when you find yourself trapped, no other option but to press on!

I attempt to get through the wall, or at least burrow in enough to avoid Charles Li

1:You somehow transform back into the Indian Fakir. Inside the wall. And no training in sitting on needles will save you now.

DEADDEADDEAD

I take a beauty sleep to enhance my currently mediocre looks

You take a beauty sleep. And everyone knows that beauty sleep is the one where you sleep until a prince comes waking you up. ANyways, at least you are relatively safe in that room.

ASLEEP

I use my ghostly powers to generally freak everyone out

2: You manage to creep out a few zombies. technically they are almost always freaked out. Espescially about brownies. Nasty little things.

I get down on my knees and pray to God for protection this round.

6: JESUS CHRIST!
Well, the God Emperor himself comes down and kicks Milar out of your body. For good. And then he vaporizes all the golems. And then he gives you a gigantic hammer and a power armor. ANd also a 3 battlements of Chaos Spacemarines for you to kick...wait...what?????

THEY ARE COMING

Orders: I use the fact that i havent been able to post in this thread for some time to convince seon that i should get a bonus.

1: I thought. I considered. And then I agreed that you should have a penalty for not getting damaged. And then I killed you, I mean, pretended to kill you. With a mini-gun. In a friendly game of KILL THINGS!!!!!

(-10 HP)

I'ma sprout the heck out of these leaves

6:You sprout those damn leaves. I mean, they are so green. Your body turns to tree and your feet are rooted to the ground. I mean, you are sooooooooooooooooooooo a tree.

Now what?

lol

 

[kill fire]

I told you I would lol if you rolled a one cindle. So now, I LOL

EDIT: this is not an action (unless it would do something cool that was beneficial to me)

 

[kill fire]

I attempt to create a raveball again AND MAEK A DANCE DANCE PARTAH!

 

[rhawn]

I look for sleeping Hell Hound, if I find him, I kill him.

 

[Perfection]

Ghost Catgirl Perfection attempts to curry favor with God in order to bring about a favorable reincarnation by tormenting eunuch ghost cindle.

 

[Milarqui]

I try to find Hell Hound before rhawn does and possess him. He has a weapon, after all!