ROTQM03: RETURN OF THE QUANTUM MONKEYS
By We Foolish Friends
Act I, Scene I
FADE IN:
EXT. Space, in orbit, 600 kilometers above the former Annexed Territory of Iran, 2746 AD.
Fighters fill the sky, darting about, firing lasers, and exploding. The camera is zooming in on a large Simian Confederation battle cruiser marked HMS Davey Jones. The cruiser is under heavy fire from several human capital ships and dozens of heavy bombers. the camera follows a missle as it leaves a launch tube from a MkIII Terrestrial Mid-Range Bomber (Hell Hound). The torpedo narrowly dodges several shots from the Davey Jones' forward ion cannons and slams into the hull, just beneath the bridge. We see apes in the bridge falling, flying, and dying from the missile's concussion. Camera zooms in, through the bridge glass and into the bridge.
Mr. Chimps (Commanding Officer)
Jojo (Communications Officer)
Hull breach on deck twelve, Captain. Casualty reports just now coming in, Sir.
Mr. Chimps
Keep me posted, Leiutenant. Grape Ape, how much longer until we get back maneuvering thrusters?
Grape Ape (Chief Engineer)
At least an hour, sir. We lost Diddy Kong and So So when the aft propulsion chamber decompressed.
Mr. Chimps
You don't have an hour, Mr. Gra--
The bridge rocks as another blast hits home. Terminals explode and hot wires fall from the ceiling throwing sparks everywhere.
Jojo
Captain! We have a priority message from the Admiral. We've lost containment in sector 7G. He's ordering an immediate withdrawl of all Confederate craft.
Mr. Chimps
Cornelius (Science Officer)
The war is over, Captain. We must surrender.
Mr. Chimps
Surrender? I'd rather die, Cornelius. Intensify forward deflection shield. Route all power from weapons if need be. We must give Grape Ape more time.
Lucy (Medical Officer) runs onto the bridge. She has a large gash above her eye.
Lucy
Captain, we just lost half the medical deck. Three doctors, a dozen nurses, and I don't know how many injured hands went with it. How much longer--
Grape Ape
Captain, we have limited mobility. Don't stress her too hard, but you ought to be able to steer us out of here--if the bulkheads hold long enough, that is.
Mr. Chimps
Excellent job, Ape. Helmsman, bring her about, 120 degrees.
Chim Chim
Aye, sir! Coming about one-two-zero.
The ship creaks as the thrusters fire. All hands on the bridge grab onto something to steady themselves.
Cornelius
120 degrees? Captain, you don't mean to--
Mr. Chimps
Ram 'em? Yes I do, Mr. Cornelius. Look around you. We're not gettin' out of this. There're three terrestrial cruisers out there and the rest of the fleet's left us. Grow some courage, Cornelius. At least your grandkids will be able to say their grandpa died taking out a ship full of humans.
Mr. Chimps wipes blood from his lip.
Cornelius
There are other options to dying, Captian.
Mr. Chimps
Cornelius
I am referring, Captian, to the hypo-temporal drive.
Mr. Chimps
Are you mad? That thing's never been tested.
Lucy
Captain, I agree with Cornelius. You'd rather throw our lives away, but he's giving us--all of us, the whole species--a way out of this. Think about it, Chimps. What if we could go back in time and end the human revolt before it ever started. Exterminate the entire species before 20 million apes have to die because of them. [Emotional music begins]. Before you lose Mrs. Bananas...
Chimps is torn. We see him weighing the options on both hands. Finally, he flips a switch in his chair and we hear a general summons alert.
Mr. Chimps
All hands. The war is over and we've lost. But we have within our power, potentially, a means to end this war before it ever began. It's never been tested and it might not work. Even if it does, it's a certainty that none of us will ever see his love ones again. This is a fine crew and I know I can count on every last one of you to do your job with courage. There's a possibility that I'm consigning each and every one of us in hell. But if Mr. Cornelius is right, and his machine works, the gains far outweigh the risks. All hands prepare for hypo-temporal ignition.
A computer voice counts down from ten as the bridge crew braces themselves. When it reaches zero, the video goes black...
FADE IN: (audio only)
We hear a heartbeat, soon accompanied by heavy breathing. Long pause.
Mr. Chimps
Cornelius? Ape? Jojo? Anyone there?
Cornelius
Mr. Chimps
Cornelius
Not where, Captian. When