INT. - COMMANDER'S CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
A large room, dominated by a long wooden table covered in maps, charts, and graphs. A coffeepot perks on a sideboard next to a tray of banana pastries, and a nearby metal wastebasket is filled with crumpled paper cups and napkins. CORNELIUS (Science Officer) is sitting at the table, apparently asleep with his head on the desk. LUCY (Medical Officer), GRAPE APE (Chief Engineer), and JOJO (Communications Officer) are speaking in low tones near the coffeepot.
MR. CHIMPS (Commanding Officer) enters, striding briskly to the head of the table, and sits down. The others quickly take their seats, too.
MR. CHIMPS
All right, simians, I don't have much time, so let's get started. Grape Ape, you first.
GRAPE APE
Yes, sir. (pauses) Do you want the good news, the bad news, or the weird news first, sir?
MR. CHIMPS
GRAPE APE
Yes, sir. In the three days since the...um...the -
MR. CHIMPS
(interrupting) Let's just call it 'the Event', ok? I'm sure Cornelius will tell us all about it in a moment. Proceed.
GRAPE APE
Yes, sir. In the three days since the Event, I've actually managed to get several of the systems from our old ship working, at least at a basic level. You have to understand that we dismantled nearly everything when we built the palace and the settlement two thousand years ago.
JOJO
Yeah, I remember. My back is still sore.
MR. CHIMPS
Are any of the weapons systems working?
GRAPE APE
No, sir. No weapons, and none of the manufacturing systems. Vehicles were all wrecked before we even landed.
LUCY
GRAPE APE
Well, most of the display panels that we dismounted to use for walls are working.
GRAPE APE picks up a small remote control and points it towards the wall at the foot of the conference table. The wall lights up, and lists begin to scroll across the surface.
GRAPE APE
As you can see, we've also been able to access many of the files in the ship's library. We have some electric power - not enough to do anything useful, but enough to run the displays and a few other things like that coffeepot - but, well, it's complicated. Other than that, we're still assessing.
GRAPE APE trails off, looking troubled.
MR. CHIMPS
Ok...I've heard some good and some bad. What's the weird?
GRAPE APE
Well...for one thing, my assistants, sir. They...uh...they KNOW things.
MR. CHIMPS
GRAPE APE
Things I never taught them, sir. I've been concentrating on simple things - bows, basic tent assembly, that sort of thing. After the Event, I caught one of them trying to set up a lathe to turn rifle barrels, and a couple of others were patching some crude electric lights into the power grid. It's...unsettling.
MR. CHIMPS
Lucy, you mentioned something about this yesterday, can you fill us in?
GRAPE APE remains at the end of the table. LUCY rises to address the group. CORNELIUS snores softly.
MR. CHIMPS
And someone wake up Cornelius.
JOJO gently shakes CORNELIUS' shoulder. CORNELIUS snorts and lifts his head, blinking blearily at everyone.
LUCY
I can't add much, except that I've noticed the same thing Grape Ape has. Yesterday, I overheard an orderly whining about not having an autoclave to pasteurize our surgical instruments. I haven't used those terms with any of my simians in at least 500 years! I gave the orderly a full physical and found nothing out of the ordinary.
MR. CHIMPS
Very well. Anything else, either of you?
GRAPE APE
Yes, sir. We're missing a room.
MR. CHIMPS
What on earth are you talking about?
GRAPE APE
A store room on the first basement level of the palace, sir. It's not there.
GRAPE APE fiddles with the remote, and a set of building plans appears on the wall, with one square room flashing red.
GRAPE APE
This is where we stored some of the parts from the ship that we didn't use for the construction of the Palace. Aside from some scrap metal, bulkhead seals, and that sort of thing, there were three interesting sets of equipment in there: Library crystals and crystal readers. Some of the emergency communications gear. And the core from the hypo-temporal drive.
MR. CHIMPS
And this room is missing?
GRAPE APE
Yes, sir. You can approach it along either of these two corridors, but when you step through the door where the room should be...you just find yourself stepping out of the other door. It's like the room is...gone. Oh, and all the power we're using is coming out of cables that lead into that room.
MR. CHIMPS
So, we're making coffee using free power coming from a mysterious source in a room that doesn't exist.
GRAPE APE shrugs uncomfortably. MR. CHIMPS stares at the coffee in his cup, then turns to CORNELIUS.
MR. CHIMPS
Cornelius, are you awake yet?
CORNELIUS
Yes. (yawns) I have a theory I've been working on.
MR. CHIMPS leans back in his chair and makes a 'go ahead' gesture with his hands. GRAPE APE returns to his seat.
CORNELIUS
Well, as you know, the hypo-temporal drive operates by magnifying a quantum-mechanical fluctuation in the basic...(looks at the confused faces around him) Ok, look, just imagine the space-time continuum as a simple ten-dimensional tensor field, Then -
MR. CHIMPS
(interrupting) Forget the theory, Cornelius. Just tell us what happened.
CORNELIUS
(taken aback)Ah...yes. Um...ok. The drive warps time, right?
Everyone nods
CORNELIUS
And time and space are just aspects of the same continuum, so it warps space, too. That's how it can take one chunk of space with, say, a spaceship in it, and shift it through time relative to the rest of space.
Everyone nods again.
CORNELIUS
The drive has warped the space around it - that store room - and dropped out of our time. Mostly, anyway. Basically, that's what it's FOR, it's just that this time, we're on the outside of the field.
JOJO
Something in there is broadcasting, though.
CORNELIUS looks startled - this is a new idea. Everyone turns to look at JOJO.
JOJO
Look...the storeroom that's missing has the drive, our library, spare comms gear, and a mystery power source. And suddenly the drive fires up, we can access part of the library, and our younglings seem to know about technology that's only IN the library. Doesn't anyone else see a big coincidence here? Something dumped a big chunk of our library directly into the brains of all the worker apes in Simia. And it's got to have something to do with that drive!
Everyone at the table looks stunned.
LUCY
Is this even possible? This...thing...interfering with our minds?
CORNELIUS
No idea. Some sort of resonance from the initial jump we made? It doesn't seem to have affected US at all...but maybe that is because we were all present during the initial jump. All the younglings have been born since then. I don't know, but I'll keep on it.
GRAPE APE
Could it happen again? Could it wipe knowledge as well as add it?
MR. CHIMPS
Wrong question, Ape. Ask yourself this, instead: What if it affected the humans, too?
FADE TO BLACK
ROLL CREDITS
Ruff...it's time for the next exciting installment of "Quantum Monkeys"