III. When Worlds Collide
While Elizabeth was busy tearing her hair out after noticing that Robert has run away, things were happening in the world beyond her:
Elizabeth merely laughs when told that the greatest library in the world has been built. After all, what use is a library when you are confronted by giant wooden houses? A way of finding a proper guide to write terms of surrender, perhaps?
As well, wanting to gain the gems south of London but being blocked by a plot of jungle, Elizabeth commissions the arm-less (no pun intended) scientist, A. Dork Heatlr, to discover a metal hard enough to cut through the dense undergrowth:
"Behold My Wits" also has run through a cul-de-sac in the southern waters. Elizabeth therefore ordered her pride and joy to explore north instead, mapping out the waters around Ragusa.
Meanwhile, the worker team was ordered to farm the land around London to speed up growth:
The second trireme in the capital finally finished construction and was named by Elizabeth as "Dido's Death." Following that, Elizabeth ordered her capital to build a... a... Well, she can't really recall.
(Really, I forgot what I built next, an archer, I think? 
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The scouting party (which apparently told that Robert planned to stay in the Carthaginian court for another, oh, I don't know, 9 months to see Dido's gift to him?
) finally reported back to Elizabeth that Carthage indeed IS coastal:
True, the fact that Robert fathered a bastard child annoyed (infuriated, even) Elizabeth, but since Carthage is coastal, she can get her revenge later.
However, what made Elizabeth even more curious was this:
"Aha!" she exclaimed, "Signs of another unknown civilization ready to bow the knee to me and shower me with presents of extreme value! Send a trireme to greet these miserly barbarians!"
Sure enough, a few turns later:
Elizabeth greeted the old Austrian empress who was so fat that the mere sight of her made Elizabeth cringe. However, she IS clothed in a beautiful white dress, which Elizabeth absolutely loved. "Hag or no hag, this woman knows style," Elizabeth whispered to her Secretary of State. Perhaps she can align herself with this hag of infinite grace and voracious tendencies...
"Mhm, that's right, bow your head to the demands of your future queen!" Elizabeth thought to herself.
The acceptance of an English embassy allowed Elizabeth to magically see the Austrian capital:
A turn later, A. Dork finally found a way to remove the deep jungles surrounding her highness's precious gems:
As a reward, Elizabeth commissioned him to find a way of making her carriage move faster. Apparently, getting her peasants to lift it on their shoulders is too slow
"Dido's Death", meanwhile, reported that a second city belonged to the Austrian hag:
The extraction of the southern gems finally began:
On the 56th turn, the people began revolting amongst themselves, asking for a way to equally divide the 3000 cows between them. Some said that they will form a committee and see to each person's needs, while some believe that they should first divide them equally THEN buy and sell as necessary. Others believed that the cows were sacred and that they shouldn't be treated as commodity. However, with a bit of help from subterfuge, Elizabeth managed to convince them that God allotted her to evenly divide the cows. What did she do? Why, give every family a cow. That adds up to about 2700 cows... What about the rest? She gets to keep them, of course. Why? Well, because she's the queen:
Following that, she told the people that Almighty God wished them to enjoy the cows: otherwise, why would He have given them any in the first place? Therefore, Elizabeth proclaims that it is noble to own cows, but most importantly, to make them reproduce as to get more. How can they do that with one cow? Simple: they buy one cow of the opposite gender from her but the first three calves are given back to her as payment and the fourth given to her priests as a 'sacrifice' to the God of the Open Sky:
Well, dear reader, tell me what you think Elizabeth actually did to the fourth cow
Meanwhile, the "unknown" build was finished and an archer begun in its place:
Ah, so that's the build I forgot:a library.
Just off the coast of Wittenburg, Maria Theresa's vassal, "Dido's Death" found a very large crater. She would use that to bury the corpses of Maria and Dido one day, she promised. The thought of that alone made her (and therefore her citizens) happy:
A temple to the false god, Artemis, was built on the 59th turn. However, Elizabeth didn't mind: she had to learn to count herself. Does she really have 500 cows or were her advisors lying, keeping 250 with them and only 250 with the queen?
Several turns after that, Elizabeth met a man who she thought looked stupider than Robert and Dido:
I mean, come on, yellow robes? Is the man a coward or a feather-head?
However, though inferior, Elizabeth could use with some knowledge as to where the Yellow King's lands lie:
Ignore the date on the above photo, it was taken sometime after the embassy was accepted
A holy mountain was discovered in the 62nd turn, making most of Elizabeth's people in need of a pilgrimage:
She didn't allow them, of course
In the meantime, another archer battalion was recruited in London. It was kept as a homeguard, then the training of a settler expedition begun:
After thus, Elizabeth found herself wishing to sleep. However, she surveyed her (future) lands:
And her tech situation:
Yes, she truly is the Queen of Backwardom. But that will all change, once her dashing archers, who wield bows as long as they are tall, and ships that fire big, lead balls in a cloud of smoke enter world... and of course, when Robert decides to come back
Analysis follows post
. Is SoZ/GLight built yet? If so, go to diplomacy screen and click on the 'relationships' tab to find out who has which wonder - it will help decide who to kill first 
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