Ruler of the world

Who do you pick as the absolute ruler of the world?

  • phillipe

    Votes: 23 23.2%
  • Rmsharpe

    Votes: 19 19.2%
  • Fayedi

    Votes: 11 11.1%
  • Simon Darkshade

    Votes: 46 46.5%

  • Total voters
    99
Originally posted by philippe
if you vote for me,free internet for everyone!
(and its cable)
why do you think i want a crappy cable connection? according to my experiences from dc is cable hardly better than 56kb modems.
 
RMSharpe is right wing enough to be a good authoritarian, but why would you settle for second best when the ultimate evil is in the race? "Australia, Australia, we luv ya, Amen!"
 
Originally posted by philippe
so they prefer to be tortured and not to have a harem with the most beautiful ladies in the world.....

That explains their evil minds
 
I am quite bemused on phillipes candidacy. I must of missed the transition from little silly kid to member of the Evil Dictator's Council, etc, etc.
Go for the proven evil that you all know to be the best and most reliable: ME.
 
Originally posted by philippe
you may have later parts of australia too

Good, I'll put an extra Koala on the Barby for you.
and I'll put Darkshade on a ship to St. Helena
(He can stay at Napoleons old place)
 
well ihave a idea.....
everyone gets his favorite music free!
everyone except darkshades and his minions.
they have to listen ALWAYS BRITNEY SPEARS singing and sometimes also eddy wally with his "cherié" so that is THE torture for the ears.
of course this is only for darkshade and his minions so the rest of the world may listen to free music they like to hear.
so if you choose darkshade you will be tortured every day ;if you choose me you will live as a god in france (or belgium)

so you know on who to vote!:D
 
well if you vote for simon you may never spam again and that is the ultimate punishment for you......


(just joking:D)
 
I voted rmsharpe because he is a true republican!

Simon is just too evil for me, I preffer the way of republicacy and not facism :p

I must hand it to you though Simon, I would REALLY not mind if you would do my Final Exams in English for me! :D :D
 
Originally posted by IceBlaZe
I voted rmsharpe because he is a true republican!

Simon is just too evil for me, I preffer the way of republicacy and not facism :p

I must hand it to you though Simon, I would REALLY not mind if you would do my Final Exams in English for me! :D :D

Ah, ye of little faith. Rm is a well intentioned lad, who leans a bit too far to the left, and is prone to rash statements on many things. ;)
I, on the other hand, am the only candidate with post graduate university degrees, including copious work on Israeli security. (OK, I admit it; I really am Benjamin Netanyahu posting under a pseudonym. :D)

And if you want help with the English, just yelp. That's what evil dictators qualified as English teachers do. for kicks:D :p

And phillipe is below comment. I say again: How the heck did he make it into such a poll?;) Sheer sillyness is what he proposeth. Britney Spears indeed. Tsk.

So, Canadians, Englishmen, Americans, Australians, New Zealanders, Europeans, everyone, humans, Martians: Rally round the Darkshade banner. You know it is for the good of humanity.
I'll take all the boybands off the radios, and execute all but my personal favourites, who will perform for me in private, thus saving your musical sensibilities.
Did someone say "I want candy?" Free candy for the planet! Free lobotomies for the under 10s! The sheep tax of 1659 will be repealed.

Darkshade. The only sensible option as world dictator.
 
Simon, if your support drops below the 50% mark you may have to join with sharpe in a coalition government....
 
Originally posted by NY Hoya
Simon, if your support drops below the 50% mark you may have to join with sharpe in a coalition government....

Not likely!:D I've lined up M. Le Pen, Herr Haider and several others as coalition partners. ;)
 
Originally posted by ainwood
So in your view, it would be a centre-left coalition with all the do-gooders disrupting your plans?

No, their sole duty would be to dance the can-can before press conferences in traditional national costume.

My real minsters are more to my way of thinking: Vlad Tepes as Minister for Social Welfare, Countess Elizabeth Bathory as Minister for the Aging, etc, etc. ;) (Try and pick the ironic joke in that last bit. :D)
 
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