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Let's hope that none of you are old enough to vote.
Ruler of the world
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duke o' york
It don't mean a thing....
Ignoring the excellent "rotten boroughs" episode of Blackadder, I believe that only Simon is old enough to stand for election and vote for himself.
Although were it to come down to him or Pitt the Even Younger then I'd have to go with the Pitt lad.
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Originally posted by duke o' york
Ignoring the excellent "rotten boroughs" episode of Blackadder, I believe that only Simon is old enough to stand for election and vote for himself.
Although were it to come down to him or Pitt the Even Younger then I'd have to go with the Pitt lad.
Ah, Dish and Dishonesty. What a lovely episode.
Yes, I am well over the voting age, and have participated in several elections, both as voting early and often, and doing campaign work.
So dukey, I'm not the only one who took a bit of a fancy to Pitt the Even Younger then it seems...
Now, who would yer go for out of yours truly and "Pitt the Glint in the Milkman's Eye"?
Hitro
Feistus Raclettus
Okay, let's look at each of the candidates carefully:
-philippe: Ideologically probably the closest to me, but who cares, it's just Democracy
-rmsharpe: As Jodie Foster probably doesn't have many fans today this could be a long lasting choice which is not in my interest
-Fayedi: His agenda is not clear to me, which gives him the lead so far
-His Evilness Dr. Darkshade: His writings have been an inspiration to me ever since I first came in contact with them. Whatever that means. But the duke has brought up the most important factor: age. Who wants to be ruled by kids? Heil Darkshade!
-philippe: Ideologically probably the closest to me, but who cares, it's just Democracy
-rmsharpe: As Jodie Foster probably doesn't have many fans today this could be a long lasting choice which is not in my interest
-Fayedi: His agenda is not clear to me, which gives him the lead so far
-His Evilness Dr. Darkshade: His writings have been an inspiration to me ever since I first came in contact with them. Whatever that means. But the duke has brought up the most important factor: age. Who wants to be ruled by kids? Heil Darkshade!
knowltok2
Deity
Originally posted by ainwood
All this brown-nosing ahead of the New World Order???
Darkshade would have most of you up against the wall within minutes of "taking over".
Yeah, but when you already have a cabinent level position as Minister for Women and other Alien Races, you aren't part of the "most of you" , now am I?
As for this belonging in humor, I can agree, but this is where most of the 4 candidates have made their mark. If a mod would like to move it, I certainly will not complain.
Heil Darkshade
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Originally posted by knowltok2
Yeah, but when you already have a cabinent level position as Minister for Women and other Alien Races, you aren't part of the "most of you" , now am I?
Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer.
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
I don't know whether this is humour or not; certainly it contains a lot of funny and arrogant stuff from yours truly.
But as a historical document as the first and only plebiscite of the Darkshade Tyrancy, it should be kept in mind.
Excuse me, I must return the salutes of my loyal and adoring public.
Heil Myself!
My agenda is clear: THESE are my PRINCIPLES, and if you don't like them, I've got others.
And knowltok is assured of his cabinet position, and Hitro of a lifetime's supply of schnapps,Bavarian oompah records, lederhosen and sauerkraut. Darkshade rewards loyalty.
But as a historical document as the first and only plebiscite of the Darkshade Tyrancy, it should be kept in mind.
Excuse me, I must return the salutes of my loyal and adoring public.
Heil Myself!
My agenda is clear: THESE are my PRINCIPLES, and if you don't like them, I've got others.
And knowltok is assured of his cabinet position, and Hitro of a lifetime's supply of schnapps,Bavarian oompah records, lederhosen and sauerkraut.
Darkshade rewards loyalty.
Hitro
Feistus Raclettus
Excusé moi, mon emperor...
I am in no way, I repeat, no way Bavarian nor want to be. In fact being brought into connection with items like lederhosen or oompah records is a serious insult to anyone north of the "white sausage equator". But of course I am well aware of Him dwelling on the opposite side of the planet we like to call Earth and I see His generousity in this move and will end this message with a thankful "Danke, mein Führer!".
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
I am aware of that, and was just being evil and naughty, and respond to your thanks with "Bitte sehr, mein gut junge."
You still want the schnapps?
I vote phillipe, the resulting chaos would be most amusing.
The strict totalitarian regimes of the others would be too
predictable (work, eat gruel, work, be tortured, have tea, work
eat gruel, have medical experiments performed on oneself,
cold bath, bedtime) Ho Hum.
The strict totalitarian regimes of the others would be too
predictable (work, eat gruel, work, be tortured, have tea, work
eat gruel, have medical experiments performed on oneself,
cold bath, bedtime) Ho Hum.
Hitro
Feistus Raclettus
Appreciated!
Without any hesitation, His Evilness!
I deliberately excluded that from my informal message to Him, I'll also take the Sauerkraut.
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
if you vote for me,free internet for everyone!
(and its cable)
we will clone bill gates bring him to your home and you may do with him whatever you want!
i will invade darkshades evil empire and i will personnally behead him!
everything your want free!
and ozz you WILL get canada if you want it....
and i give you all free entertainment in the form of woman(or men if you are a woman)!
doesnt that all sound nice?
so know on who to vote....
(and its cable)
we will clone bill gates bring him to your home and you may do with him whatever you want!
i will invade darkshades evil empire and i will personnally behead him!
everything your want free!
and ozz you WILL get canada if you want it....
and i give you all free entertainment in the form of woman(or men if you are a woman)!
doesnt that all sound nice?
so know on who to vote....
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Originally posted by philippe
if you vote for me,free internet for everyone!
(and its cable)
we will clone bill gates bring him to your home and you may do with him whatever you want!
i will invade darkshades evil empire and i will personnally behead him!
everything your want free!
and ozz you WILL get canada if you want it....
and i give you all free entertainment in the form of woman(or men if you are a woman)!
doesnt that all sound nice?
so know on who to vote....
I think some one has had a little too much cheese and cordial before bedtime.
Better rest your little head, my dear pip, before those neurons cynapse too much, and you have a stroke.
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
you are just scared i would invade your little empire
Hitro
Feistus Raclettus
Belgium is not that far away from here. I could take care of that ursurper - after finishing the current semester.
Simon Darkshade
Mysterious City of Gold
Originally posted by Hitro
Belgium is not that far away from here. I could take care of that ursurper - after finishing the current semester.
No need. I simply got on the electric telephone to the Head of the Belgian chapter of the School Bullys Club, and he will arrange something appropriate. Ah, the old boy network! You can't beat it.!
philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
i got my new secret weapon ready.
i wont tell you what it is becuase then it isnt anymore a secret
but i can tell you there are LOTS of bush jrs in it!
i wont tell you what it is becuase then it isnt anymore a secret
but i can tell you there are LOTS of bush jrs in it!
ComradeDavo
Formerly God
Oh man, if Simon Darkshade or Rmsharpe i think i'd probably be completely screwed (i'm the one on the left):die:
hmmm.....philippe I humbly offer my services to your glourious campaign for complete world domination
