Santa vs 72 Virgins

[Rashiminos]

How do we know Santa isn't a virgin? Maybe he's one of them.

Mrs. Claus and bunches of elves, think about it.

 

[Disgustipated]

The problem with virgins is they don't know how to do sex. There's more to it than just spreading your legs. And what do female muslims get? Male virgins? Then they'd be fighting amongst each other. I couldn't handle the constant fighting. Then half of them would get pregnant. No, just No.

Give me presents!

 

[Goodfella]

Mrs. Claus and bunches of elves, think about it.

The elves are obviously adopted. Now why would they chose to adopt...?

 

[Janig]

I just voted Better because the concept of 72 Virgins is undoubtedly selfish, while the reality of Santa is only perhaps selfish. With Santa theres always opportunity to change: with 72 Virgins theres no going back.

The Other option is that both Santa and 72 Virgins are lies, and so from a religious perspective both completely immoral. Lies may be particularly significant today because of little trust and opportunity in the economy, which only makes the economy worse. I wonder what the world would be without lies.

Now I think about the topic it seems a bit obvious, but then why would the majority not pick Better?

*Arguably the lies of Santa incite hatred among 72 Virgins by imitation. Im so confused.

 

[kochman]

The problem with virgins is they don't know how to do sex. There's more to it than just spreading your legs. And what do female muslims get? Male virgins?

The Koran makes it very clear women are the possessions of men, and therefore they get nothing.

 

[Silurian]

The Bible makes it very clear women are the possessions of men, and therefore they get nothing.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

What skills do the virgins have? And what are the limits on the annual free thing Santa gives me?

 

[Kennigit]

What skills do the virgins have? And what are the limits on the annual free thing Santa gives me?

the virgin class can't be trained in charisma based skills, but often devote max ranks to knowledges. The virgin class skills also lack most of the dexterity or strength based skills. But they can be good at listen and spot checks (wisdom) or most commonly they do stick to maxing out knowledge of arcane, dungeoneering, etc etc.