awkward ? Strange and weird ? Well , nobody needs me explaining what happens to some now dead guy in the UK . Apparently it involves some guy , some jelly and some olde British pug or whatever the hell and the guy not satisfied with female companionship . As a guy that phsically places stuff in the street for cats , ı have read newspapers and stuff that cats leave food when they are full and dogs do not . ı guess the olde thing just wanted the chew it in full ; as a dog owner he should have known ...
just inspires one to talk about Ramsey in the Game of Thrones , poor Theon and the former's love for sausages . The series were on public TV and last episode ı have seen must be where they are evacuating those survivors of the assault on the Wall from some port when Whitewalkers arrive and they lose all the obsidian blades . So can't tell whether there is indeed a court jester or a clown that matches Trump as in below .
the producers of course are unhappy and the apparently bring in Dothrakis and their weird langauges . (As readers of my older stuff would know) they are modelled on Turks with their horselords and stuff and they are an insult and Congregation used a "lab" session where military high school students saw an episode to improve their language skills and the like (As a would-be-English teacher , ı know the method was actually developed by the US Army in WW II , books and headphones and some movies even) and people were thrown out and replaced by Congregation teachers . At a time like 98% of all military students were Congregation anyhow . Iranian response is more muted , they deliver a picture of Kowsar in series production , which is a good olde F-5E with 1973 specs .
the only use of which would be justfying wholesale massacre of MiG-28s in Top Gun II ; because ı would be very prone to loathe it , 'cause Tom Cruise , oh my , they have Jennifer Connelly in . With the "Colonel" Mitchell , despite observations that after so many years of continious service since 1986 he would now be the JCS of all American military arms ... Guess ı will have to have very large wads of cottons for the ears now that any terrible Connelly movie can still be watched mute . And forgetting all about lifestyles , it had to be Tony Scott and right on , right on , the very same newspaper lauds Ridley Scott who has done an ad for New Turkey's flag carrier . Whose deputy director was on board the first plane that ever took off from the PM's airport on a regular schedule and had a "victory lap" over Ankara . Because New Turkey is the comin' superpower of the world and the PM is so angry at Opposition claims that he couldn't manage to name his airport after Abdülhamid (Ulu Hakan / Kızıl Sultan according to one's tastes and the prop for PM to call himself as the follow-on to the last real and great ruler of the Ottomans) , the airliner not only takes off from the 3rd airport but even manages to make a tour above the capital city of the Republic . Who would have known American ancients would be so yellow ?
but then the Saudi attorney-general , man , makes everyone yellow ... He arrives here , does nothing , says nothing . But leaves with very heavy suitcases which he apparently didn't have when he arrived . Here , you gotta remember media claims from this country that Mr. Kaşıkçı was dismembered and like put into 5 suitcases . Right on , right on , right on the attorney-general's suitcases are weirdly numbered with very big numerals and even yours idiotly sees number 5 as it starts on its way through the x-ray at the airport . See , even if they are reported to be 8 suitcases in total , even yours idiotly must accept the body was finally taken out of the country , like by unfailing assistance . Then the Saudi was truly called names about his un-cooperation about the case , with insults and the like hurled about like totally the tons of Turkish delight he had bought here , because we saw they were like filling some airport cart that might taken a couple of suitcases .
the picture from some other web site , where the party supporter claims the guy arrived here to resurrect Mr. Kaşıkçı and chop him into pieces , because you know . Man , where is the resident Greek member of CFC , where yours idiotly has noticed him posting there after he went missing here ? He surely would have laughed to troll me with the stupendous tales of the stupendous New Turkey ambrassador to Uganda . Where she becames Helen or whatever at the October 29th reception at the Ugandan capital , and has her chief aide dressed as Zeus . Because you know , the declaration of the Republic in 1923 follows the defeat of the Greeks in '22 ...
irrelevant rambling ? Not at all , you see because all the media outlets claim Saudis will fall and New Turkey will replace and because Americans still think real Africans are far behind in IQ and Uganda lies on a part of the Nile and Egypt is a vassal of the Saudis and Egyptians would readily oppose any Ugandan interest in dams over the Nile , the female ambrassador assigned there 5 years ago , hence obviously fully acceptable to A-K-P , becomes a Greek goddess or what-ever Helena is . Africans who haven't benefited from the never failing American education then would be able to see that nothing has changed . At least it wasn't in Tanzania , which happens to be part of the Turkish jargon for backwardness for some reason like Patagonia . Whatever its failings Turkey was never as primitive as those two and no , ı don't think there are many people in New Turkey , let alone Turkey itself to know that Tanzania at least once repelled the supersonic invasion of Uganda , during Idi Amin .
gives an inkling why Miss State Department causes such rancor ? Because we are not as smart ? And be instantly overtaken as soon as she deploys her beads and trinkets ? At least she has had a full lesson on the diplomatic skills of New Turkey . On the day actor boyfriend was beating the singer opponent of the Party , women of New Turkey were in Argentina on some UN meeting and they made journalist accompanying them proud . Actor boyfriend has an history of violence , we learn , once breaking a finger of his previous companion and the couple broke up some 9 months ago due to his violence . Even Opposition newspapers cover him with tales of how the singer was talking to some woman he didn't like and he smashed a vase on her and bit her shoulder and whatever . Guy was last seen in ad campaign where he played an android /robot from the West that was always outclassed by the glorious tech advances of some bank ; he should have been a robot and double checked when some "friend" texted him on a night he was heavily loaded with alcohol and "proved" her infidelity during the 8 months of seperation . Ashtray on the head , kick on the groin , Miss State Department , stuff you obviously did not cause yourself , right ? Because the former editor-in-chief of the newspaper was there in the lunch or whatever the singer and the boyfriend were re-united and because he follows every fashion in the West and he was such a supporter of MeToo movement , the newspaper's Hollywood report this week is naturally on the replacement of Kevin Spacey from House of Cards . You could really rant to anyone but me on how it has gone too far and Trump's required victory over Democrats has been achieved but guys in Hollywood are so back in their scoring rate because every budding starlet now knows how to tweet .
american ancients are thus adviced either to stand up or shut up 'cause they are achieving nothing . "Good thing they are fighting with words" cause only trouble , and obviously only for me ; we have never called rods of gods rods of gods . New Turkey has Zeus instead , a mere assistant to ambrassador who was heroically removed , while no doubt the women in Argentina that made the journalist proud were all head covered . One of them was apparently the female PM sacked from the Parliament by court decision , because America wanted to forward Moderate Islam and it needed Turkey because this country had been struggling at it , officially since 1839 but you can take it back to 1620s and "Kemalists" had to be shown to be intolerant barbarians . Ecevit , Prime Minister of the time , had once allied with Erbakan in a coalition , he might have failed to act fully . Because of that America had Congregation imply Ecevit needed to use adult diapers , later on as he refused to leave "peacefully" and give the country to A-K-P on the cheap . Thus Merve Kabakçı had also American passport , while the election laws required candidates to the Parliament be citizens of only this country . She should not have been made an Islamist candidate , you know , like in any country that requires single citizenship from its MPs ? Yeah , American ancients , care to explain or are you even more yellow mellow than it's told to me ? She would be thrown out of the Parliament no matter what , but her turban was given as the reason . And the A-K-P members (after years of ranting that it was against Human Rights) finally "managed" to remove the ban against Goverment employees to cover their heads in office (because they were losing a prime political weapon) were so modest . A MP of theirs was full of their greatness , because Muhammed had taken Mekke from the Infidels and broken their idols and was "proud" , but theirs was a bigger victory and they were so bigger than Muhammed that they didn't brag .
this is the country where some proffessor just said Human Rights are bad and have to be given away alongside other drivel like Women's Rights and Animal Rights because they are products of secular antagonisms and "Kul Hakkı" is enough . That's people's equality before God , Allah May Forgive you for not praying 5 times a day but you will answer on the Judgement Day for not paying the wage to a guy you employed kind of things . A "kul" also happens to be a subject of a Sovereign . See where it might just be taken , that laws do not count if the Sovereign knows it best and naturally will be held accountable only by God . This is also the country where Sayıştay (which might be the equal of General Accounting Office of the US) is rather surprisingly rocking the boat . Despite months long battles in previous years where it was divested of its powers to investigate , it's surprisingy active exposing A-K-P way of running the Goverment . This despite the head of Sayıştay hanging a picture of some Ottoman Sultan instead Kemal , which means a lot of one thing in this country . Some Party mayor takes 100 odd people to Gallipoli battlefields as a cultural tour , 648 to the city of Bursa to see its celebrated mosques , pays the tour company a cost based on 5 000 for the former , 10 000 for the latter . The same very publicly declared the PM had it wrong and some company will be paid at least 18 times the amount of money he said .
this is entirely on topic , because the going turned out to be rough as soon as New Turkey faced semi-real opponents , like the dimwit Russian intervention in Syria bolstering the somewhat more real Iranian operations . Kaşıkçı dead means there is an opening for a golden age , only if Kemalists give up their godless ways so that a return can be made to the glorious days . Which were so quickly ruined by Little Imperialist declaring they actually knew every suicide bomber of ISIL but they surely could not arrest any of them before they actually blew themselves up . Just as a coincidence , the new Governor of Istanbul comes from the East where his chief press release of note seems the one where he like thanked the ISIL suicide bomber blowing himself up in an empty area so that Muslims were not hurt . Because old school Islamists have only two MPs and one of them had to temerity to claim two evils faced each other on the Disgrace of July 15th (instead of one truly good vs one truly evil) every single newspaper has the picture of the police chief shot in the head and left for dead . Remains in a coma for 5 months and his first words are naturally "Is there Democracy in the country?" Which we hadn't heard of in 2017 and the like , but then we are all idiots , what can we do ? And like am pretty sure that MP must be married to the sister of Merve Kabakçı , the American MP to the Grand National Assembly of Turkey .
don't think it lacks finesse . Because Americans readily know that there are more Faithful among the ancients who are giggling like girls with Lord Vader and a few have done the Pilgrimage and they all readily despise the Saudis , having a full apreciation on how the current "servants" of Mecca and Medina will bring back the idols , New Turkey keeps the "driplet" going on . Like Mr. Kaşıkçı was dissolved in acid ! And you can like totally imagine that they are bargaining with the Saudis and they want a control of the Pilgrims during the season . Like running a better service so that 2 000 or 7 000 people will not be crushed to death when some Saudi Prince wants to become a pilgrim without bothered by the crowds . Was on the cards when the Congregation was bringing Democracy to Turkey , too .
when oil runs out , there will still be pilgrims and do you ever get the Ring and Sauron vibe out of this ? You should , Evangelists of the US love the resemblence and the promise it promises , Saudis will remain unassailable American allies , have no doubts on that . So , they would draw out their long swords they still execute people with and descend down here ? Or they would not reportedly give a 99 million 990 thousands dollars cheque to the foundation of the PM's son ? Why , it's an American thing , everybody knows it won't happen .
filled an entire newspaper on your own ? No , there is always sports pages , which were first about the fan who had a stroke and died during a match . Knowing nothing about him , ı can only say the Turkish equivalent of RIP , even if there would be ample debates to split hairs on whether the phrases are fully same . Even if turns out that he was the nephew of a beauty queen whose father was my music teacher at the prep class of Anatolian High for a very short time before he retired . Second , the glorious fight on the field , where Fatih Il Imperatore Terim might get a big fine for punching and the lot . See , Ali Koç of Fenerbahçe comes from a family in international trade , so he wants a relaxed environment and stuff now that involvement with crazy hooliganism might hurt business in most unexpected ways . A-K-P doesn't think like that and thinks he will gain popularity so like pushes everyone against . Koç has woved he has no interest in politics , which does not convince now that Party has promised not top do a thing and has immediately reversed as soon as it got the power to do the thing ...
let's just avoid the travel page where ı was most unsurprised to read Concorde was Mach 3.0 capable . Oh , ı know they are embellishing everything wildly , them those who giggle like girls but the legend has it that one of those more Faithful was there on the very first day of a very young Lord Vader at the office , getting him sign for the typewriter and various supplies and the letter arrives , accusing them leaking info to Tupelov . Yeah , they just made that up ... Pure chaos theory , but ı always forget a thing . You butterfly , move the wings at point A and it's an hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico , and ı can't ever remember what Point A is ...
or that poor Hashem Ahelbarra . Journo of Al Crusading , always happy when Arabs do something that disgusts "Western" sensibilities . He tells of the glorious New Turkey drop by drop info game which squeezes the Saudis to a corner . Then the host asks what will New Turkey do next and the connection is gloriously severed , because there is evilocity out there , who will remember that Hashim said it two months back , when Hashim is telling something that's supposedly a new thing ...
ahem , who will now chop Mr. Kaşıkçı ? Shall we say Hollywood ? Yeah , why not ? Congragulations to Mr. Kaşıkçı , now that in the coming decade , someone will make a glorious movie as New Turkey keeps squeezing Saudis to the corner . Hear me , people , it surely has to have a Dexter cameo !