Self defence

Redheads are so crazy and strongheaded it isnt funny. I told her to stop touching my hair, but she wouldnt listen. I had to make her understand. Then it all happened so fast....I....I plea temporary insanity.

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Still the arm twist is the best solution for both being a macho sexist bastard and for self-defense against enraged women.
 
No my mom told me the next time a girl hits you to hit her back. Females are not some special breed of fragile damsels. Seriously if a girl doesn't want to get hit back maybe they shouldn't be throwing punches in the first place.

Just because someone wants to get hit - does not mean a rational man must oblige them. Stop the vicious cycle. Seriously, don't tell anyone else about getting beat up by a little girl and crying about it.
 
No my mom told me the next time a girl hits you to hit her back. Females are not some special breed of fragile damsels. Seriously if a girl doesn't want to get hit back maybe they shouldn't be throwing punches in the first place.

You quoted the wrong person... :p Edit: or not, my mind is playing tricks on me... sorry, it's 1:20 AM, I gotta go to sleep...
 
So after an incident in a nightclub this girl is being chucked out, spitting and scratching at the bouncers the whole way. Kate, bless her, has taken exception to her punching a bloke in our party who wouldnt hit her back. The bouncers put the girl down and she uses the moment to kick one of the bouncers in the shin. Kate - lots of older scary punk older brothers - lays her out with a perfect streight right to a smattering of applause and the complements of the bouncers on the manner she got her weight behind the punch.

She got a drink on the house.
 
Still the arm twist is the best solution for both being a macho sexist bastard and for self-defense against enraged women.
QFT!
Just don't forget to lock the wrist, elbow, and shoulder... Otherwise if they are sufficiently pissed/strong they will kick your butt.
But yeah, that's my move of choice against people no matter what gender they are:)

Just because someone wants to get hit - does not mean a rational man must oblige them. Stop the vicious cycle. Seriously, don't tell anyone else about getting beat up by a little girl and crying about it.
Dude I know girls who, if I were to just ignore them they could kick my arse, or yours for that matter... Just because somebody is female does NOT mean they are weak. Women are on average weaker than men, but that doesn't every women is weaker than every man.
 
My sister used to have a strong tendency of attacking me, so I have some experience in fighting.

I generally have no reaction to good-natured hits (sometimes I pretend to suffer from enormous pain and agony), but when I'm consistently attacked, I hold the arms and stand on the feet.

My sister was a biter though, so I had to be careful about that. :p

With guys, I tell them I don't want to fight, but if I must I will fight back.
 
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