SheepNES: Alternative Cold War

To the United States of America
From Venezuela

We decline your unjust proposal.
 
From Britain
To the world (anyone who cares)

Because of resent events Britain is having an election. I Oswald Mosley am having a hard time controlling the Parliament. To better Britain this election must happen.
 
Prime Minister Sir Oswald Mosley wins the British Election as head of the British Union of Fascists with 72% of the vote... Many international pundits point out opinion polls before hand and the obvious rigging that must of been used to derrive the result.

In Britain the Fascist party is stronger than ever!
 
Casualties have now been added, stats will be updated sometime tonight (which should be morning in the USA)
 
ooc I will admit I thought i would have had more casualties when you said I had high casualties . Not complaining though
 
I did not focus on the west, I focused on the east. Even my part of the army in the east was larger than your entire army combined, thats one of the parts that I find confusing in the orders.

And what does a hypotetical situation in greece have to do with your involvement in a rebellion on my territory? I just hope you dont think we started this war...

enough ooc now, lets get on with the war!

To: Iran
From: Germany
Your use of nukes in a war implies that you would enter a war. Are you entering or not.

To: Spain
From: Germany
You are insane and you are a true coward. You said neutrality last turn just so that we wouldn´t crush you and now you turn your cape once again. Be assured that you will be dealt with. After all, my navy has to have something to do, too!
 
Sheep said:
COUNTDOWN TO NUCLEAR WINTER

Number of Nuclear Explosions required for Nuclear Winter: 250
Number of nuclear explosions occured: 20
Number of nuclear explosions sufficently passed: 0

Number of allowable Nuclear explosions to before nuclear winter occurs this turn: 229.

lurker's comment:
Couple of points here
a)Nuclear winter sceanarios require near simultanious detonations, i.e they are all happening within the space of a year.
b) Nuclear winter requires spread out detonations, theoretically you could detonate a thousand bombs in one place and there would be much widespread effect (i.e a hundred bombs in a hundred cities). Additional the target hit will effect the amount of crap sent up - oil refinaries would give more cooling per bomb, sea detonations much less.
c) Though there is a wide range in the estimates (frankly the TTAPS study was crappy science) of megatonnage needed from 100 - 10000, which is likely rather more than 250 bombs at this stage of technical development.
d)The support for the whole nuclear winter models is often questioned - some give a spatially limited "nuclear autumn" as an alternative.

Summary
Nuclear war: aftereffects not so bad after all?
 
I have taken into account the effects of nuclear weapons exploding within a certain time period.
 
d)The support for the whole nuclear winter models is often questioned - some give a spatially limited "nuclear autumn" as an alternative.
Decloak: Regardless, you will get a Nuclear Summer afterwards, as nuclear weapons have a very nasty habit of burning off ozone.

All of it requires a full-scale exchange though, a lower limit for which is roughly 2,000+ semi-modern to modern warheads (say Titan II type thermonuclear warheads [10MT+] through to the MIRV'd Minuteman III / Peacekeeper [1 - 10x 300KT] and Soviet equivilents). 200 warheads isn't anything. That's probably around the number that was detonated in above-ground tests during the course of OTL testing. Anything short of a global nuclear war (up to and including a tactical nuclear exchange) will screw over only (relatively) localized areas, with some fallout elsewhere but not much damage otherwise (hey, if you live that long, you'll probably die of cancer anyway).
 
To Spain
From Britain

I would highly reconsider you declaration of war. This is a foolish mistake and will surly get you killed. Abandon this failing alliance now and join us. Under our resent election it has renewed our will go on and continue fighting. We wanted something simple, as simple as letting us use a passage, but this was denied so we had to take action. If you pull out now you will not receive any repercussions. If you choose to continue fighting you will receive the full force of the Berlin Pact.
 
To The Berliners
From The IRFSSR

Fools may speak their rhetoric, yet the fight shall go on 'til you admit your ignorance and deceit with your part played in this debacle. You all are past your prime, empires sliding head-firt into defeat and collapse. May this war bring your end faster.

OOC: This is fun.

And what does a hypotetical situation in greece have to do with your involvement in a rebellion on my territory? I just hope you dont think we started this war...

I hope you don't think I did. First, Finland declared war before everybody else. Second you demanded that I pull support from a rebellion. Tell me, if Greece had rebelled, would you not support it? Of course you would- its called being smart. And yet you're trying to blame this war on me. You could have at least tried diplo, but you decided you had to have this territory back. I would have supported your claim to the Suez Canal (and its commerence), I would have supported your claim to Palestine, but you decided to try to claim the whole region. You're the one who can't work through anything, resorting to violence.

If you guys failed to knock just me out in one turn (with all of you focused aginst me), I'd love to see you this turn. I already see my biggest strength and you better believe I'm about to use it completly. Lets see how long this alliance will last.
 
Stats for Iran and Afghanistan still exist, and my name is not next to the Islamic Republic's title. Also they don't have any Navy, even though both Iran and Afganistan have some.

To Germany:
From Islamic Republic of Iran:

We have no intent on using weapons of mass destruction, nor do we have any intent of becoming part of the war. Simply we will not rule out either.
 
Stats are yet to be updated.
 

The End of the Germans >:]
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"The War to come, will forever be known as the last great war. For I fear this world will be in no shape for another. But with Spanish victory, this I can assure you, the world will know that the greatest warriors of all time, the greatest battles of all time, the greatest victories of all time belong to Spain. Unite my peoples, Unite for Spain. End the Germans once and for all. - Francisco Franco March 1st 1962
 
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Comrades, the voices of the dead battalions,
Of those who fell that Britain might be great,
Join in our song, for they still march on,
In spirit with us,
And urge on the fascist state!

ooc when can we expect our stats to be updated?
 
Stats will be updated soon, just been snowballed at work. Will give sufficent time for orders thereafter.
 
how are stats coming sheep?
 
They are coming, expect them to be up by tonight.
 
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