Outside the wreckage of the Sydney Opera House, Prime Minister Kevin Rudd talks to the press.
2007 was a tumultuous year. Much has changed, much has not. West Papua was granted autonomy; South Africa has provided for huge amounts of research into AIDS; China sent another man into space; the Chechen conflict was resolved, and steps towards a peaceful solution of the division of Cyprus were taken. However, not everything was positive. US President George W. Bush was assassinated, the situation in the Solomon Islands worsened, and most horrendously, terrorist attacks took place across the world, from the Chunnel to Delhi to right here, the Sydney Opera House. Across the globe, Islamic extremists have continued to show that they do not understand the terms peace or acceptance. Australia has not been intolerant. We have allowed Muslim leaders to speak their minds, no matter how radical their ideas. Yet, we are still targeted. Can we simply accept this? No. However, Australia wont go imposing its will on other nations. Instead, with the exception of areas within our area, for example the Solomon Islands, Australia is withdrawing her forces from across the globe. We will not endanger ourselves further by continuing to participate in the War on Terror. We regret that this is the only path we see ahead, but we must follow the example of nations such as Germany and Russia, who remain blessedly free of terrorist attacks due to their neutrality in the ongoing turmoil. As such, following in the steps of President Cheney of the United States, I am hereby announcing the Rudd Doctrine. Thats right, for the first time ever, Australia is going to go to the effort of announcing and enforcing a doctrine. The Rudd Doctrine is simple, Australia will now adopt a stance of armed neutrality in all affairs, except where the concerned event takes place within the region of Oceania, in which case Australia reserves the right to intervene. Ladies and gentlemen, from today onward, Australia will look after the interests of Australia and Oceania, not the interests of America, or Britain. For too long, Australia has been tied into alliances wherein we were the lesser partner, expected to tag along to whatever conflict the other member of the alliance wanted to get into. From the Boer War to the invasion and occupation of Iraq, Australia has been a junior and marginalized partner. No more. From this day, Australia is truly independent for the first time. From today, we are no longer bound by any obligation to the mother nation or great power. Australia will make its own destiny, and that is the essence of the Rudd Doctrine. Thankyou.
As Mr Rudd leaves the podium and heads to a waiting car, the journalists are yelling questions, which he calmly ignores.
To United Kingdom, France, India
From Australia
We deeply regret the loss of life in your nations as a result of the terrorist attacks in the last year.
To United States of America
From Australia
We would like to express our sadness at the assassination of President Bush. He was a strong leader, and a fundamentally good man. He will be missed. (OOC: though perhaps not by us...)
OOC: I haven't written a story/speech in a while. Or at least, not one for a modern nation, haha. It's probably crap, but eh. I imagine I'll get better as time goes by.