[Small Mafia] White Walkers

[Takhisis]

It's a perfectly cromulent email address. I always use it when I'm townie.

No, you use the pizzeriafriendlyitalianbusiness@sicilianassociations.net one.

Also, what?

Doom and Gloom? OMG ATPG acted townie as mafia before, *shriek*

MusicLord Sidious, is that you? The dark side I sense in you...

Dare copy my Yoda-ish posting style, don't you.

 

[Kennigit]

From: totalTownyesOfPizzazATmail.ru
Re: Scum finder #1 guarantee! READ NOW

Sir!!!!! Our company find well good scum hunter! Only follow 4 lynch plan and we will "find" that scum!

-Mr. Pissa
totalTownyesofPizzazATmail.ru

PS apparently if you post @ mail.ru cfc actually adds email tags lol

 

[NinjaCow64]

I got this email today:

From: WeAreDefiniatelyNotScum@Scumemail.scum

Subject: Scum Buster Guranteeeeeeed!

Dear Mr. NinjaCow64

I am Nigerian prinse who is definitelqy not scum. I here bekause I exiled from my conutry for my gooded scum busting technichues that I use bekause I defininitely town. It enhnace your sex life, give milion dollar and help catch scum. The raeson I am want to give this to you is bekause you are a ungullible parson who town and catch scum.

To give scum busting technichues, I need bank detales and noledge power roles. Pleaze repeye sooooon, bekause need to kill scum.

Regirds,

Al Capone and some other guys who aren't scummy con artists.

Seems legit.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Dare copy my Yoda-ish posting style, don't you.

Buddy, I was talking Yoda-style when you were still squeezing partly digested green pea baby food into your diapers.

 

[Zack]

End of Night Four

Link to music.​

Another day, another two dead bodies....


And another wight!

Spoiler :

Visorslash was Town!

Spoiler :

Jarrema was Town!

Spoiler :

BSmith1068 is a Wight!

DAY ENDS IN ABOUT 47.5 HOURS!​

ALIVE:

11

askthepizzaguy
BSmith1068 -- WIGHT
DaveShack
Double A -- WIGHT
electric926
JoanK
Mat93
mechaerik
MusicLord
taillesskangaru
Verarde


Dead:

6

Buddhafish -- TOWN
NinjaCow64 -- TOWN
choxorn -- TOWN
Optical -- TOWN
Visorslash -- TOWN
Jarrema -- TOWN


Burned / Truly Dead:

3

Takhisis -- TOWN
Kennigit -- TOWN
Turquoside -- TOWN

 

[Buddhafish]

3 lynches and 4 vig kills and the town STILL can't hit scum.

:faceplam:

 

[DaveShack]

I still think it's possible that ATPG is one of the others, and the chance of that grows each passing day. Smart mafia tend to kill him when they get the chance. It's the one thing I'm still kicking myself about from the last game.

But instead of taking the easy route and trying to start another wagon on him, it's time to apply the skills I picked up in that game, to try to detect a pattern in what has happened so far. That's going to take a little time -- in the meantime if the rest of us townies do the same instead of tossing out the first thing that comes into our heads, we can still stop the others before it's too late.

 

[Takhisis]

At least burn a Wight if you have nothing else to do, you numbskulls.

 

[Kennigit]

I still think it's possible that ATPG is one of the others, and the chance of that grows each passing day. Smart mafia tend to kill him when they get the chance. It's the one thing I'm still kicking myself about from the last game.

no reason to kill someone who has been pushing for townie lynches and is vanilla!

 

[DaveShack]

At least burn a Wight if you have nothing else to do, you numbskulls.

True, a sure thing is appealing. Wights are dangerous, if the game follows the story line. But we should try to do better with scumhunting, and fall back to wights if the analysis doesn't show any better suspects than what we've had so far.

 

[Takhisis]

Burn the proven scum, I'd say.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: MusicLord

I am the true Sith Lord here, Music. Now you will experience the full power of the dark side.

 

[Takhisis]

But I sense there's still good in you. Father, please! Father!

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I have a message for the Wights, directly.

The ones who made you this way appear to be too chicken to reach out to you. So far as we're aware, you're neutral, and might not want to be burnt at the stake.

Come to me, my lovelies. Being undead has not made me hate you. I myself had a zombie avatar for YEARS over at the .org.

Vote with me. The enlightened ones, like Visorslash and myself, will soon join you in death, but now is not the time for death. Now is the time for LIFE!

YOU'RE ALIIIIVE!!! NOW HELP ME SLAY THEM ALL!!!!

 

[Zack]

I've come down with the flu, so updates may be erratic.

 

[Takhisis]

So far as we're aware, you're neutral, and might not want to be burnt at the stake.

What the f-? Read:

• If dead players are left unburnt, they might rise again as wights - slow, clumsy, undead creatures loyal to the Others.
• Burning a living player, particularly an Other, may result in the death of one or more of the accusers. People do tend to fight back when they're facing death by fire, after all.
• The Others win when all non-Others are either dead or wights.
• The town wins when all Others and wights are dead (at which point a huge bonfire will take place for all remaining unburnt dead).
• There may or may not be other roles besides the Others assigned at the start of the game, but anyone can become a wight once dead (excluding Others, obviously).

Silly Pizza, trying to fool us.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

You really need to learn what bluffing is, Taffy.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Is there anyone else in here I can talk to? Someone less clumsy, perhaps.

 

[Takhisis]

You really need to learn what bluffing is, Taffy.

I'm calling your bluff, Pixie.

Is there anyone else in here I can talk to? Someone less clumsy, perhaps.

You mean, someone who'll evade the heavy logs of logic and coherence instead of stumbling into them?

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm calling your bluff, Pixie.

You know when you do that and I have the townie card, you lose, right?

You're familiar with how "calling" works, in that when you guess wrong, it's not a victory?

How about sabotaging the strategy decisions of your fellow townies? Is that game-winning?

Seriously, someone with any nuance with regard to mafia step forward so I have someone I can collaborate with in the hopes of winning. Anyone besides "Hey you're bluffing" Takhisis and "Kill Pizza because he's voted for townies and I have nothing more to say" Kennigit.