As seen on Smilie TV
"GOOOOOD AFTERNOON, Folks! It's me, your favorite smilie, Cool Smilie!"

"As some of you know, a certain group of smilies have actually gotten themselves locked in a thread. I talked to the mayor, Topsecret, this morning, and he agreed to let me into the thread. I'm here reporting live. (Maybe I should've asked for permission to get out...)"
"I'm here trying to find the Insane Smilies, and see what the plots are. The only unfortunate thing is, I can't tell any of the smilies apart. But right up here is a heated discussion, so maybe we can get some action."
Cool Smilie slowly walked up to Verarde and BSmith. "Hello there, gentlemen! I'm looking for Insane Smilies; Have you happened to see one?"
BSmith smiled at Cool, and pointed his finger at Verarde. "I think you have your fellow right here."
Verarde yawned, then shook his head. "No, No, mi amigo, you're insane smilie is pointing right at me."
"O... K... Suurrreeee. Um, I hate to break it to you fellas, but I gotta be interviewing someone else right now."
Verarde and BSmith stared at Cool for a minute, then went back to accusing each other...
"Oh boy, folks. This looks like a tough story."
Note: Participation is stories has nothing to do with Alignment.