So, when are you going to die?

I'm to die on December 16
Contagious Disease (35%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 5, 2051
at the age of 69 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Suicide (11%)
Drowning (11%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


October 28, 2065
at the age of 76 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (54%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Confusion (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 6, 2039
at the age of 49 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 21, 2082
at the age of 93 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Drowning (16%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Homicide (7%)

I have a rich enough family for a cancer operation and the last person to HAVE cancer was 4 generations back, so I can prolly scratch that, seeing as I never entered it anyway.

Drowning? Yeah, right. I spend 2 months a year in a little cabin with only access by BOAT. We had a personal swimming pool for 3 years. I've tested that I can swim with my clothes on.

I don't even plan to THINK about alien abduction.

That leaves 3rd Degree Burns (unlikely) and Homicide (most likely IMHO).
 
I took the test again and got some different stuff

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


December 13, 2066 whoa thats one day after my b-day!!!
at the age of 76 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (21%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%) um.... whats that?
Electrolysis (8%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (6%) WTH?
Drowning (5%)
 
February 12, 2074
at the age of 84 years old

I will most likely die from

Heart Attack (45%)
Suicide (17%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Cancer (5%)
Drowning (5%)
 
later

death (50%)
dieing (50%)
 
April 30, 2063
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

:hmm: I have no idea why suicide is there ... I didn't answer anything that would suggest suicide.
 
Originally posted by brandonbowler
Auto-Fellatio (9%) um.... whats that?
Don't ask. It's there because you can touch your toes without bending your back, I think.



Perf and LD, "Long dead" is not justified for 3 months. I've seen threads brought up after 8 months.
 
May 7, 2056
at the age of 68 years old.
Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%) (and I can't touch my toes)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Suicide (8%)
Homicide (6%)
 
May 26, 2079 at 90 years old. 33% chance of a heart attack.
 
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


April 1, 2004
at the age of 24 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (44%)
Cancer (9%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (5%)
 
February 16, 2073
at the age of 86 years old

Clearly wrong I am not planning to die.
 
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