Sons of Mars III - Trollish Echidnas Not Included

[Sonereal]

I think things would be easier if you wanted until the update to show all the combat and stuff.

 

[Tyo]

Question, where are my two navies that are supposed to be in central Mediterranean?

 

[Tani Coyote]

@ Tyo: You only had enough money for 10.

@ Omega: Well if you’d prefer I redid it… very well. Just know – you WILL be slaughtered, since you are a) attacking and b) only barely outpace his armies. Staying at Army 2 was in your best interest, so I did that instead – you’ve crippled them in a single turn due to quality over quantity…

You try and be charitable…

 

[Tyo]

Omega, if you attack you're gonna be slaughtered. I sent six armies into Sinai to fight 2. All but one of mine were destroyed.

DON'T
DO
IT

 

[Tani Coyote]

Hey, it’ll allow Greece to finally complete Alexander’s plans to invade Italy, right?

Given that Greece and France are allies…

 

[Double A]

Nothing is currently planned. Hell, I don't even know if I can move my units or if I have any gold left over.

 

[Tyo]

God knows you will next turn.

 

[Tani Coyote]

The only countries with money left to spend are:

-Partitionania
-Angola
-Denmark
-Siberia

Well, excuse that last part.


Link to video.

I _had_ to post this.

As a disclaimer: I’m pretty sure Japan DOESN’T have giant robots or robo-samurai yet, but what do I know?

Siberia techs up to Army 1 and recruits 10 navies and 9 armies.

With the northwest Pacific now home to 10 Siberian fleets and 5 Japanese, a battle erupts. The 10 Siberians attack.

4 8
5 2
9 4
7 9
1 2
4 7
7 4
6 6
8 1
1 5

4-6

The Japanese are left with but one fleet.

The Japanese invasion plans are ruined by this, unable to get through to the coast. The 41 armies in Japan proper stay grounded.

As forts block off Manchuria from Siberia, it would be suicide to attack. The front will instead be Kamchatka. 5 Japanese armies are in Kamchatka. Under imperial order, they march!

6 8
5 7
1 7
1 5
8 8

All 5 are slaughtered.

The Japanese lose two provinces.

Siberia now has 53 armies ready to move. What will it do? There are 15 Japanese armies on the border in Manchuria, but they are guarded by forts… and amphibious invasion of Japan isn’t possible due to the Imperial Navy’s presence.

 

[Tyo]

Ouch.

 

[christos200]

For the French boasting about the Battle of Thermopylae, they sure didn’t see themselves committing the same mistake – assuming strength of numbers could crush a free people’s spirit.

Yes, the bad french fight against some roman invaders , who attacked for no reason, and also have free spirit and assume that with their numbers will win those invaders, who have free spirit.

Also France thanks Greece for not even replying in our request for help or at least say that it cant help now, and ignoring our message.

We also thank the rest of the nations who said that France is imperialist for defending greece and had embargo on France, but not saying anything to rome that attacked without a proper reason.

We french will fight to the last man. Romans la mort viendra à vous.

 

[Gem Hound]

Stuff

The French are the defenders. Not the attackers people.
((You are just biased against because of sending military aid to help against me during the Greco-Persian war. You left, Jerusalem butted in, and me and Greece went to peace.))

 

[Kinich-Ahau]

I'm pretty sure that Christos was being sarcastic...

 

[Mosher]

If Angola has money left over, does that mean I haven't sent orders in yet, or there are just holes in my fiscal plan?

 

[Gem Hound]

So Double A, did you back out now and leave me hanging?

 

[christos200]

What hypocracy that the so called enemys of imperialism, that accused france for imperialism and set an embargo to france, do and say nothing for the roman invasion, without reason, in france.

 

[Sonereal]

What hypocracy that the so called enemys of imperialism, that accused france for imperialism and set an embargo to france, do and say nothing for the roman invasion, without reason, in france.

...and?

 

[christos200]

...and?

What << ...and? >>??????????!!!!!!!!!! What << ...and? >>!??????????? You are all a bunch of hypocrites. Yes, the bad france imperialists attack the the romans with the free spirit!!! Sure, the romans arent imperialists for attacking with no reason, but france for defending greece is imperialist. Sure.

 

[Gem Hound]

What << ...and? >>??????????!!!!!!!!!! What << ...and? >>!??????????? You are all a bunch of hypocrites. Yes, the bad france imperialists attack the the romans with the free spirit!!! Sure, the romans arent imperialists for attacking with no reason, but france for defending greece is imperialist. Sure.

I'm the top row, you are the bottom row.

 

[Omega124]

I'm the top row, you are the bottom row.

Sadly, that is more corherent than Christos's rants.

 

[Gem Hound]

Sadly, that is more corherent than Christos's rants.

I know. That is pretty sad. Isn't it?