Soviet Russia Jokes

[Red_Spy]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you!

 

[Civ'ed]

In soviet Russia jokes make you!

 

[SouthernKing]

In Soviet Russia, threads YOU!!!

No really, I cant even remember when I made this thread

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

In Soviet Amnesia, memories forget YOU!!

 

[Apeman]

Spoiler :

translation:
little letters: "President promise to kill and rape everyone"
BIG letters: "Suddenly"

P.S. and why you so love jokes about (Soviet)Russia?

 

[Civ'ed]

In Soviet Russia, you do not ask questions. In Soviet Russia, question asks you!

 

[Terrance888]

In Soviet Russia...

Joke Tells You!
Internet Browses You!
Library Borrows You!
Book Reads You!
School Studies You!
Law Follows You!

 

[Optical]

In Soviet Russia, CFC needs to be added to a :facepalm: smiley, a :disagree: smiley and a :fire: smiley!

 

[Civ'ed]

(imagine really stupid Russian accent by someone who isn't Russian here)
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches YOU!

 

[NedimNapoleon]

I have a good Russian accent, one of my best friends in the US was from the Ukraine

 

[Civ'ed]

In soviet Russia, Newspaper prints You!
(I always pronounce the Soviet Russia Sovjyt Rusya, where the j is pronounced ie. )

 

[Red_Spy]

Note: Civ'ed in the book 1984, Big Brother does watch you.

In Soveit Russia, tank beats spearman.

 

[Terrance888]

In Soviet Russia, Red Spy You.
In Socialist America, Google is Watching You.
In the European Union, French Joins YOUR army.

 

[Civ'ed]

Note: Civ'ed in the book 1984, Big Brother does watch you.

a) Big Brother in the book is based on Stalin
b) What do you think the TV series is named after?

Thread does not want to make Civ'ed offtopic, so...
(oh. wait. Perfect Soviet Russia)

 

[danielvulrich]

In the European Union, French Joins YOUR army.

 

[GoodGame]

Note: Civ'ed in the book 1984, Big Brother does watch you.

In Soveit Russia, tank beats spearman.

Except for Cossack spearman, who are really Bear Cavalry.

 

[filli_noctus]

In Soviet America, ask what your country can do for YOU!

 

[Leif Roar]

"In the United States, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you."

 

[mythmonster2]

In Soviet Russia, portals think with YOU!

In Soviet Russia, grenade jumps on YOU!

In Soviet Russia, nuke launches YOU!

In Soviet Russia, mine blows YOU!

 

[Optical]

In Soviet Russia, funny is the number 42!