Soviet Russia Jokes

[Truthy]

In Soviet Russia, President assassinates you!

 

[madviking]

In America, you assassinate the president.

But in Soviet Russia, president assassinates YOOOUUU!!!

A bit late there buddy.

 

[carmen510]

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes are still lame.

 

[Defiant47]

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes are still lame.

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes are still lame YOU.

 

[Ajidica]

In former Soviet Union I was physicist, 8 years at Leningrad Polytechnika. Now, I am janitor.
(Joke not mine. Comes from the show Big Bang Theory.)

 

[Dumanios]

In America, you bear Arms,

In Soviet Russia, you arm Bears.

 

[Terrance888]

In soviet Russia. Pets neuter you.

In soviet russia, bugs squash you.

 

[Truthy]

A bit late there buddy.

You might be right:

In Soviet Russia, Prime Minister assassinates YOUUUU!!!

 

[Fei Kelei]

 

[Tlc2011]

In Soviet Russia,
Butts Sit on YOU

 

[Gatsby]

In Soviet Russia, birth certificate forges you!

In Soviet Russia, narcissistic sociopathic author emigrates to America and brainwashes you!

 

[Optical]

In Soviet Russia, CYOA doesn't update YOU! (coughYoshicough)

Fei Kelei's one is the best yet, though.

 

[GP850mAh]

 

[Civ'ed]

In Soviet Russia, Vodka drink you!

 

[Optical]

In Soviet Russia, Ulm gonna Ulmers!

 

[Civ'ed]

In Soviet Mongolia, Horde commands Genghis Khan!

 

[Terrance888]

In Soviet Ulm, Ulm gotta Ulmer.

 

[GoodGame]

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia jokes are still lame YOU.

In Soviet Russia, there are no criticizers of beloved jokes of the motherland; the criticizers are all deported to Siberian Gulag.

 

[Dumanios]

 

[Civ'ed]

Those look like Tsarists...

In the "United States" of "America", you peace with war. In Soviet New Russia ("USA") ,you make war with peace!