Soviet Russia Jokes

[Dumanios]

In America, Big Brother watches you.
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches you.

 

[Terrance888]

In America, Google Watches You.
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches you.
In the European Union, Switzerland and their high-tech UFOs watch you.

 

[Civ'ed]

In the European union, America is still your hidden master.

 

[GoodGame]

In Soviet Russia, you eat Zombies. They good food for your brains.

 

[Civ'ed]

In Soviet England, You rule over the Queen!

 

[f35acepilot]

In capitalist America, you command the secretary.
In soviet Russia, General Secretary commands YOU!

 

[GamezRule]

In Soviet Russia, job finds YOU!

 

[Civ'ed]

In Soviet Detroit, Terrible are You!

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Link to video.

 

[madviking]

In Russia, government owns economy.
In Capitalist America, economy owns government.

 

[SouthernKing]

In Soviet Russia, Scientologists Rickroll YOU!!!!

 

[Terrance888]

In the European Union, Norway gives you the cold shoulder.

 

[GamezRule]

In Soviet Russia, Finland beats YOU!!!

 

[Civ'ed]

In Soviet Russia, you use Faux American writing!

 

[Dumanios]

 

[B-29 Bomber]

In Soviet Russia Pigs rule over YOU!

 

[Civ'ed]

In soviet russia, there is no "farmer".
Nor is there a factory owner.
Because:
In Soviet Russia: Business owns YOU!

 

[GamezRule]

What?

In Soviet Russia, Plane flies YOU!

 

[B-29 Bomber]

In Soviet Russia air breathes YOU!

 

[Optical]

In Soviet Russia, iocaine powder is immune to YOU!
In Soviet Russia, six fingers has YOU!
In Soviet Russia, wish as YOU!