Soviet Russia Jokes

[Terrance888]

In America, you post Soviet Russia joke, and you get Approval!
In Soviet Russia, you post Soviet Russia Joke, and A policeman gets you!

 

[Cutlass]

 

[jtb1127]

They'd better

 

[Civ'ed]

In Soviet Russia, what has been unseen cannot be seen!

 

[classical_hero]

 

[Red_Spy]

In Soviet Russia, Tsar overthrows you!

 

[Civ'ed]

In Soviet Russia, YOU send Stalin off to Gulag!

 

[Optical]

In Soviet Russia, Hey! Thread remembers you!

 

[jtb1127]

In Soviet Russia, Tsar overthrows you!

In Soviet Russia, YOU send Stalin off to Gulag!

I don't think the double negative works in this case

 

[NickyJ]

I don't think the double negative works in this case

In Soviet Russia, cases work in the double negatives.

 

[GamezRule]

In Soviet Russia, double negative works YOU.

 

[WWTVICTOR]

In Soviet Russia, BIG BROTHER has been watched by you!

 

[NickyJ]

In Soviet Russia, you have been watched by Big Brother.

 

[GoodGame]

In Soviet Russia, the state monopoly lands on you and says "Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Rubles".

 

[WWTVICTOR]

In Soviet Russia, you have been watched by Big Brother.

That's the same with 'BIG BROTHER is watching you' in 1984!

In Soviet Russia, you are owned by cats!

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

In Soviet Russia, the state monopoly lands on you and says "Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Rubles".

In soviet Russia Rubles collect you

 

[Jouzou]

This has been circling around the Internet for a while now:
"In Soviet Russia, Jobs quits you."

 

[jtb1127]

That is quite funny.

 

[WWTVICTOR]

In Soviet Russia, Internet surfs you.

 

[Dumanios]

In Soviet Russia, Star Wars Holiday Special is still bad.