Splash, Splash, Splash: Pokemon Fire Red AAR

Magikarp is water!

*crawls back into hole of pokenerdery*
 
If you don't end up beating the game, Lucky, I shall be sorely disappointed.
 
Just saying: A level 15 Magikarp owns a level 15 Abra, since Magikarp learns Tackle by then, and Abra doesn't learn anything beyond Teleport until it evolves at level 16.

I learned that thing about Abra the hard way.
 
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Chapter 6: Surrender Now or Prepare to Fight!

Moving onwards to Mt. Moon, and I still don't understand why I must venture into a cave to go to the next town, I see a road filled with trainers waiting to assault me. I see this one girl in a miniskirt bending over...

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IT'S A TRAP! We battle it out and Pikachu barely saves the day! She cries, who cares?

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I meet an old friend once again. Bugcatcher Cull tries to bring me down again but he is just nothing compared to the might of Magikarp.

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While walking through the grass I run across this adorable little pink thing. She proceeds to sweep my entire team until pidgey barely stomps her life out. Her sexual openess had my pokemon confused for a moment.

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I caught a Zubat because Caterpie is being useless.

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I find a rare candy and feed it to Magikarp. He looks like he might be more useless.

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Magikarp finally learns an attack! He figures out he can ram his head into things and kill them. About time!

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While in the belly of this cave system, which I must add is full of underage girls waiting on their boyfriends, I see a very short, suspicious, villainous looking fellow. He breaks out in song and challenges me to a battle. Says his name is Thlayli and he is the entire Team Rocket.

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A hard fought battle indeed, but I leave him steamed. I then run across a fossil digger who also beats most of my pokemon down before awesome Weedle poisons and destroys his team later to evolve into a Kakuna! I grab the Dome fossil and get the hell out of the cave.

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Arriving in Cerulean I head to the Pokemon Center and then to the Gym to see what this place is all about. Water types eh?

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Flyingchicken, the Bubblebeam Queen.

 
ok, this is funny. Good show.
 
Haha @Thlayli being the entire Team Rocket team. I hope I show up sometimes with equal cameo humor. Keep up the good read.
 
Haha @Thlayli being the entire Team Rocket team. I hope I show up sometimes with equal cameo humor. Keep up the good read.

All the ones for this playthrough were planned out about a week ago on #nes. There may or may not be slots for his SS playthrough, so I'd check with him.

As to the round, very humorous indeed. I like where you say something and then a paragraph later you see a screenshot saying exactly the same thing. :lol:

And I look forward to our next meeting, chump.
 
Aww damnit. Oh well.

Luckymoose, can you nickname a Pokémon after me?
 
Apparently, Ruki made all the Asians of NES girls, except for Kraznaya. SOCIOLOGICAL COMMENTARY?!?!?!?!

Anyway, excellent update as always.
 
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Chapter 7: Bubblebeam Is Still The Queen

I enter the gym confident of my ability to stomp the badge out of this young lady.

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I end up fighting two of her guards before I finally meet face to face with the Bubblebeam Queen herself, Flyingchicken. She is pretty rude to me.

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She then sweeps my entire team without me even putting a serious dent into her first pokemon Staryu. I am truly the worst trainer that has ever existed...no wait I am not Kentharu is worse than me now! I still blame that old Welsh bastard though.

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While I cry a bit over my inability to beat a girl I find myself faced with the most likely person to show up in my moment of weakness. Owen. I knew I could hear someone shouting in a make believe language. He insults me as usual, tells me how badly I suck compared to his excellence and then challenges me to a battle with his superior pokemon.

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I sweep his team with Pikachu and Pidgey.

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For the first time ever I have put him in his place and what does he have to say about it?

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He brags about meeting this guy named Bill3000 and how much his loves being better than me. Even in defeat this guy is unbelievably full of himself.

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To put icing on the cake he gives me a gift because he feels sorry that I'm always 'plodding behind' him. Just another shot to the gut. Man what a downer day.

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I guess I'll go find this Bill3000 fellow before I challenge Flyingchicken again.


 
GAH the AAR is coming to life!

*smacks flyingchicken with a shovel*
 
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