Chapter 6: Surrender Now or Prepare to Fight!
Moving onwards to Mt. Moon, and I still don't understand why I must venture into a cave to go to the next town, I see a road filled with trainers waiting to assault me. I see this one girl in a miniskirt bending over...
IT'S A TRAP! We battle it out and Pikachu barely saves the day! She cries, who cares?
I meet an old friend once again. Bugcatcher Cull tries to bring me down again but he is just nothing compared to the might of Magikarp.
While walking through the grass I run across this adorable little pink thing. She proceeds to sweep my entire team until pidgey barely stomps her life out. Her sexual openess had my pokemon confused for a moment.
I caught a Zubat because Caterpie is being useless.
I find a rare candy and feed it to Magikarp. He looks like he might be more useless.
Magikarp finally learns an attack! He figures out he can ram his head into things and kill them. About time!
While in the belly of this cave system, which I must add is full of underage girls waiting on their boyfriends, I see a very short, suspicious, villainous looking fellow. He breaks out in song and challenges me to a battle. Says his name is Thlayli and he is the entire Team Rocket.
A hard fought battle indeed, but I leave him steamed. I then run across a fossil digger who also beats most of my pokemon down before awesome Weedle poisons and destroys his team later to evolve into a Kakuna! I grab the Dome fossil and get the hell out of the cave.
Arriving in Cerulean I head to the Pokemon Center and then to the Gym to see what this place is all about. Water types eh?
Flyingchicken, the Bubblebeam Queen.