Spot the Cock

[BlueMonday]

Come one, come all and play the new contest that is sweeping the nation.

Last night during an apparent fit of boredom and possible loss of logical thought, a coworker of mine created a sculpture of manhood out of plastic bags and packing tape. Then during break time, to the cheers and laughter of the whole belt, taped the phalic symbol to the side of the Utah-Florida Trailer. Right this instant, somewhere out there is a truck pulling a trailer with a gigantic cock made of packing tape somewhere between here and Jacksonville, Florida.

My coworkers and I will be attaching such things to random trailers (one a night) around the building untill we don't think it's funny anymore or we get caught. If you happen to see a gigantic phalic symbol flopping around in the breeze, crudely attached to a truck, take a picture of it, and email it to me. Then Junior, Pussyface, Radar, Princess, Ratboy, Primo, Monkey and myself can all have a nice laugh during our breaktime.

This game is open to anyone living in the US or Canada. Sorry, to our European members, international packages aren't shipped by truck, and I don't think attaching a cock to a plane would work very well.

You may even win a prize, but I'll have to discuss that Monkey. I was thinking of a T-shirt that says, "I spotted the cock."

 

[joespaniel]

Seems I'm not the only one bored at work.

 

[DaEezT]

I could try that with patients at the hospital where I work

 

[Ohwell]

You must have been really bored.

 

[Switch625]

Now that is just sad.

 

[anarchywrksbest]

Only in America......

 

[Xeven the God]

Boredom and loss of logical thought? Yep. Seems 'bout right to me.

I mean, with a names like Junior, Pussyface, Radar, Princess, Ratboy, Primo, Monkey, and Blue Monday, you can't be anything but illogical.



PS: I swear when I first saw this thread, though, I though it said 'Spotted Cocks'

 

[Fez_Monk]

Cocks......heh.....on trucks......cool........

 

[damunzy]

Wow....great game Blue! I will be on the look out. I drive I95 every day so make sure you attach some that are going to NewYork or Jersey!

 

[Grisu]

ehmmm, are you allowed to drink at work?

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by BlueMonday
My coworkers and I will be attaching such things to random trailers (one a night) around the building untill we don't think it's funny anymore or we get caught. If you happen to see a gigantic phalic symbol flopping around in the breeze, crudely attached to a truck, take a picture of it, and email it to me. Then Junior, Pussyface, Radar, Princess, Ratboy, Primo, Monkey and myself can all have a nice laugh during our breaktime.

This game is open to anyone living in the US or Canada. Sorry, to our European members, international packages aren't shipped by truck, and I don't think attaching a cock to a plane would work very well.

You may even win a prize, but I'll have to discuss that Monkey. I was thinking of a T-shirt that says, "I spotted the cock."

Ah, the great American work ethic...
Crazy clowns looning around instead of doing the job!

Just what would George W Bush say?
Probably something like; "Hey! Let me join in, fellers!"

 

[kmad]

I like that game PENIS< where you start out like, "Penis." then you go PEnis, and louder and louder until you can't get any louder and whoever loudest last wins

 

[CurtSibling]

Originally posted by kmad
I like that game PENIS< where you start out like, "Penis." then you go PEnis, and louder and louder until you can't get any louder and whoever loudest last wins

I'm sure you guys are a riot on the bus or train.

 

[ainwood]

I saw it! I saw it! It was heading south on I-95, and Elvis was driving the car up front!

 

[Knight-Dragon]

Unbelievable. Best thing I have read all day.

 

[BlueMonday]

Well, another day of work, another sculpture attached to a trailer. This one's on the back of the truck, so it'll be a little easier to find (not that it should be that hard to spot a 20" packing tape penis). I'm not sure exactly where this trailer is headed; either NH or TX.

Ah, the great American work ethic...
Crazy clowns looning around instead of doing the job!

We only have this kind of time on our hands because it's a union job. God bless the Teamsters Union.

 

[G-Man]

That doesn't sound like fun... You should try to attach bombs to the trailers. THEN people will notice it (and even if not they'll see it on CNN)

 

[Knight-Dragon]

Not very funny, G-man..... We don't need another Israeli/Palestine thread really.

 

[G-Man]

I didn't say anything about the Israeli Palestinian conflict.

 

[Chris85]

Hears message over police scanner: "We gotta 10 car pile up on I-80, some guy claims he saw a giant cock taped to the side of a semi-trailer, you might want to check that out."