Kennigit returned from the night's festivities to his own abode, where to his astonishment he found two men waiting for him.
"Hello Kennigit," they both said in eerie unison.
"Um, hello."
The two men quickly abandoned the pleasantries and pulled out their firearms. Kennigit responded just as quickly by pulling out a firearm of his own.
One of the men pointed their weapon at Kennigit, the other pointed his weapon at his gun at the man pointing his weapon at Kennigit, and Kennigit pointed his firearm at the man pointing his gun at the man pointing his weapon at Kennigit.
"It appears we have a Mexican standoff."
They stood for several minutes in this manner, sweating nervously. No one fired their weapon, and no one moved a muscle.
Suddenly, one of the two intruders in Kennigit's home came up with a clever idea. "Hey, I'll point my weapon at Kennigit instead of my co-worker." The Mexican standoff was over.
The two men simultaneously fired at Kennigit, who was able to get a shot off at one of his assailants before the bullets fired at him hit him.
Kennigit fell back at the
impact of two bullets piercing his torso, and one of the two men collapsed at the
impact of one bullet piercing his face.
Kennigit then ascended up to
Heaven for the eternal Star Trek marathon (featuring Kennigit's favorite character, Spock
Federation).
Dreadnought then ascended up to
Heaven for the eternal Futurama marathon.