stMjMNES1:First Blood

We believe in you MjM!

And don't kill this. At least not this turn. I put so much time into those stories to fix up my nation...
 
Don't kill this MjM! This is a great NES and just needs a little more regularity. Dedicate a block of time each week, on the weekends, to it and you should be fine. Please don't kill this yet!
 
4 actually
 
5 now, when will it stop?
 
Its like a train without breaks running down a steep hill without a way to make the sharp turn overhanging a 1000ft drop onto sharp and jagged rocks below.

7.
 
"Sir! The spam generator! It's out of control!"

With a massive explosion, the giant machine began to tear apart. Flames blasted out of its side, incinerating nearby penguins. Many others fell off the high platform that the generator stood on. Massive pieces of molten metal now poured down, as the machine went into its last throes. With a final, terrifying groan, the massive construct leaned to the side, then crashed down off its platform. Sparks showered the whole factory interior as it hit bottom.

Dust settled. Penguins began to get up.

"How many did we lose?"

"Hmm. I'd guess five, not more than ten."

"Okay, but more importantly, how long'll it take to get the generator back in working order?"

"Hmm. A day or two. It'll have to be fast. Without this machine filling threads with spam, they will collapse."

"We could just write stories."

"Bah, where's the fun in that. Besides, it's easier just to turn this thing on and stand back."

"Alright."

The two penguins looked up. Already, cranes were lifting up the smoldering wreck off the factory floor, penguins extinguishing flames and dancing from foot to foot to avoid the searing metal.

Business as usual.
 
Wow, the people above me in post count have double my posts... :eek:

I'm going to post a panda story tomorrow :D
 
So we don't get an update cause we post? Ha. Weak excusesI'mout of this NES, it's too early to be so slow.
 
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