stNNES4: Pheonix From the Ashes

[alex994]

OOC: what makes me think polar bears will soon begin to appear in Bactria?

 

[das]

Alex, I think its the fact they are already there.

 

[irish_lad]

To: Myanmar & Ayutthaya
From: The Kingdom of Funan

Those terms are fine with us.

 

[BananaLee]

What, are the polar bear banana rifles too scary for you to comment on them?

How DARE you use my patent Bananas!?
Evil ! Evil !


And... could it be?
NoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Someone's taking my homeland of Borneo! ArgH!
*orders polar bear commandos to attack Borneo*

 

[Cuivienen]

I'm back.

To: Harappa
From: Gujarat

Help with/for what?

 

[Insane_Panda]

Aryans..they smell funny.

 

[North King]

To: Gujarat
From: Harappa

The Aryans, who else?

 

[Stormbringer]

alright, is there room for a poor Russian to join? Perferably in Russia...

 

[das]

alright, is there room for a poor Russian to join? Perferably in Russia...

I thought you to be Russo-American, therefore by definition a mafia oligarch refugee dissident immigrant white army officer. Those people are, by the same stereotype, NOT poor. But anyway, apparently there is space, but please don't add Russia yet. This NES has a set-up as close to historical as I ever saw in a fresh-start one for quite a while... Perhaps Tripolye?

 

[Oruc]

Nope!

 

[das]

North King, PLEASE update. The polar bears demand it.

 

[Stormbringer]

I am a desendant of a White Army officer, thank you very much Now...I know its a bit early, but Kiev? Unless Das vigorously objects I would like to take Kiev

 

[das]

Thought so. Tripolye is, I think, essentially somewhere in Ukraine, so its quite as good as Kiev. PLUS it is from circa 2000 BC, I think. Earliest Slavic culture from what I remember.

 

[Stormbringer]

Kiev
Ruler/Player: Rurik/Stormbringer
Age: Bronze Age
Government: Knyazdom
Religion: Slavic Animism
Economy: Stable
Income: 3 (+0 trade, +0 bonus, +0 extras)
Army: 4,000 warriors, 1,000 archers (Upkeep: 1), Conscript
Navy:
Infrastructure: Barbaric
Research Funding: 0
Education: Barbarian
Culture: Little
Confidence: Terrible
Projects:

 

[das]

DARN!



Oh well, I guess the ancient Slavs might as well call themselves "Kiev". Big deal.

 

[North King]

@das: Update is on weekends. Trying to do an update on a weekday is suicidal.

 

[Grandmaster]

Sorry NK, in preparation for starting my own new NES, I'm going to have to drop out of this one.

 

[North King]

OK. That's fine.

 

[das]

Its funny that you say that, NK, because I am doing just that right now.

 

[North King]

I don't have your schedule.