stNNES7: Worlds and Empires

[conehead234]

I will be gone for a week, NPC me untill I return.

 

[North King]

I will be gone for a week, NPC me untill I return.

That I will.

 

[erez87]

to Irish:
We will take away the colony, but only if you will open trade.

to Brittany:
We didn't said their attacking you. We say they told us "You just lost an ally in an upcoming war". We feel unsafe. We hope our alliance could help us both.

to Tarttesos and Basque:
Grand! Let the Iberian alliance begin it's greatnes!

to Tartesos:
Could you send some small aid in our reconquest of Tingis? We shall give you a small colony in the area in return.

to Tingis:
We are not ordering you people. We tell you this loud and clear, Return peacfully and be part of the empire. Or we shall take this lands again by force and inslave all the oppose us.

to 2 British countries: (What their names?)
Hi, would you like to open regular trade?

 

[North King]

to Irish:
We will take away the colony, but only if you will open trade.

We'd agree to that.

to Brittany:
We didn't said their attacking you. We say they told us "You just lost an ally in an upcoming war". We feel unsafe. We hope our alliance could help us both.

Oh...

to Tartesos:
Could you send some small aid in our reconquest of Tingis? We shall give you a small colony in the area in return.

Certainly.

to Tingis:
We are not ordering you people. We tell you this loud and clear, Return peacfully and be part of the empire. Or we shall take this lands again by force and inslave all the oppose us.

We tell you THIS loud and clear: No.

to 2 British countries: (What their names?)
Hi, would you like to open regular trade?

The nearer one, the Dumnonii, say, hello, trade route or unofficial?

 

[erez87]

to Dumnonii:
For now unofficial as our economy cannot handle mroe this turn...

OOC: What about tha other one?

to Irish people:
Thankyou. Let us live and peace and prosperity, we shall take the colony to the island of man and into other places.

to Tartesos:
Thankyou. We hope trade route this turn could still be openned as agreed ?

to Tingis:
Ok...

 

[North King]

to Dumnonii:
For now unofficial as our economy cannot handle mroe this turn...

OOC: What about tha other one?

Ok

OOC: You don't quite have contact with them, you can send an envoy if you want it. They are the Cantivelliauni, and that's all you know.

to Tartesos:
Thankyou. We hope trade route this turn could still be openned as agreed ?

Yep.

 

[Princeps]

What is the names of the frontier chinese states?

 

[North King]

What is the names of the frontier chinese states?

*sigh* Yan is the new one, the old one is Zhao.

 

[ThomAnder]

To: Yan
From: Song

It appears that the barbarians are threatening (again). We would like to offer you a deal similar to the one we made with Zhao (eco point for an alliance). We understand that you cannot spare any eco point right now, so you can pay us later after the menace is over if you wish.

 

[North King]

To: Yan
From: Song

It appears that the barbarians are threatening (again). We would like to offer you a deal similar to the one we made with Zhao (eco point for an alliance). We understand that you cannot spare any eco point right now, so you can pay us later after the menace is over if you wish.

We won't give you money to get you to be allies, sorry.

 

[ThomAnder]

To: Yan
From: Song

Would you like our aide in the upcoming battle nevertheless? We also ask for a right of passage agreement if you do. Song views the well-being of China over money.

 

[Princeps]

A secret.

NO PEAKING!

To: Tartar tribes
From: Xiong Nu

Spoiler :

We ask you to begin small raids at the Chinese frontier states (anyone of your choosing). Try to use your mobility and avoid large enemy forces. Will you accept?

 

[das]

N'orth Kin-Ge [1], can I send in orders tomorrow?

[1] I'm experimenting with new and even more demented ways of typing your user name, NK. Hope you don't mind too much.

 

[North King]

To: Yan
From: Song

Would you like our aide in the upcoming battle nevertheless? We also ask for a right of passage agreement if you do. Song views the well-being of China over money.

Certainly to both.


To: Xiong Nu
From: Tartars

Sure


To: das
From: NK

Yes. And as for the name, I don't even notice any more. On another forum once, a bunch of people abbrieviated it "SG", which to this day I have NOT figured out.

 

[Cuivienen]

If the update comes before Thursday, NPC me. I won't be around until then. Just increase Culture and Education, spread Athealism, etc.

 

[alex994]

Satavijakasurlyapontifinualaitopacombabaitomberomulariantulapataliputrakanificatironicumiliasimieridoopollasincinattus was a Mayan. He had a really strange life, but we’ll get to that later.

The High Lord of Shu was looking at the annual report and he noticed that he was King, something that he always wanted scribes to do so they could be cruelly executed. He immediately ordered the scribe to be brought before him and eagerly awaited the moment. When the scribe did come, the Lord was surprised. He was a man of a bit darker skin color and had blue eyes, very unique. After seeing this, the Lord thought that perhaps the old frying the scribe alive and feeding the pieces to the fish was too good for him, he would just be burned at the stake.

When news spread of the burning, a lot of people came to see this strange looking man. More strangely then it was already strange, a fire couldn’t be started on the wood and a small, get your attention earthquake happened and the High Lord immediately ordered that the man be let down. After being let down, the man with the extremely long name immediately began praying and saying thanks to the Yellow Emperor. This pious move convinced the High Lord that this man was very strange indeed.

The man was brought to the Palace and asked, okay, ordered to tell his life so far. The man started…

“I was born in a land far far away from Shu, under a pyramid loving people and I was raised there learning about the stars and numbers. When I had seen 17 winters, a circular object appeared in the sky and took me from my home. There, I lived with short black and white creatures of unimaginable strength where one of them named Lord Penn Gwynn taught me many languages, the principle one being Egyptian, Syrian, Ravennian, and Huaren, the language we’re speaking right now. He told me that I was to force the leader of a distant country named “Egypt” in attempting to assassinate the Maluk who they said was an ally of their great enemy the Polar Bears and thus destroy one of their many arms. After the failed assassination attempt where I barely escaped by pretending to be a spy for the Syrians, another circular thing took me here where they said I would be safe from the Polar Bears and will one day gain a position of Power. And so I signed up as a scribe and you know the rest Your Majesty.”

This tale amused the High Lord very much, and appointed him as the lead storyteller for his children. Of course, everyone thought the man was lying and the man seemed to agree…

 

[North King]

If the update comes before Thursday, NPC me. I won't be around until then. Just increase Culture and Education, spread Athealism, etc.

Will do.



Alex: I know I inspired that in an AIM chat, but still... doubleyue tee eff?

 

[alex994]

OOC: my penguin overlords told me to do it! They're the really ones that control SHU!

 

[BananaLee]

Oh, good demented Lord...
Hahah

 

[das]

Satavijakasurlyapontifinualaitopacombabaitomberomu lariantulapataliputrakanificatironicumiliasimierid oopollasincinattus

Nice Mayan name. Except Mayans didn't exist yet, outside of some puny tribal communities in the jungles. Not before the Toltecs (for future reference, my favorite Mesoamerican civilization) came.