Seraiel
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Hi all,
as some know, atm. I'm playing mostly B&S mapscript with 17 Civs. Diplomacy is quite tricky there, because I have to stay at least at cautious with every AI, because otherwise, they won't be trading there Sushi-Ressources to me. Atm, I'm playing a game, that feels to me to be far from normal, and it's because of the AI demands. I don't know why, but in this game, every AI thinks that they can blackmail me. Just a fact of the game, but it's 1200 BC, and I have got -34 (!!!) from not responding to AI demands.
Now I'm Civ #1, Civ #2-4 are already dead, so that leaves 14 Civs in the game. If you take that -34 at 1200 BC (T225), that means that every 6th turn, someone comes to me to ask for this or that. Now this is not the right picture you're getting, because I know, one should agree to AIs demands if possible, so do I, so you can double that number of AI demands for sure, as I've definately agreed to about half of them. That makes 1 AI / demand every 3 turns. Now this is still wrong, because AI doesn't demand anything before Alpha / when they're at war which is at about 2400 BC in my games, and, if I'm right, Diplomacy fades after some time passed, so, -34 at 1200 BC means, that there were at least 70 (!!!) demands in 120 turns! That is 1 AI demanding sth. from me every 2nd turn!
Actually, that's not how it feels like. I'm writing this post, because in the last 2 turns, 6 (!) AIs demanded something from me!!!
A list of the best demands I've gotten:
An AI demanding for my complete money! This is in the list of the best demands, because last turn, Mansa aswell as Genghis Khan came to me, and demanded 1500g from me! And just to make that sure, they weren't asking nicely, they were demanding and threatening with war.
Now MM is at war with GK, so I have absolutely nothing to fear from them, and 1500g is the complete amount of my money, and I aquired it the last 3T through Techtrade, so it wasn't there for long. They came instantly for me when I had that money.
They are totally unaware of their own situation, i. e.: They are at war, so I don't have to fear them. I'm #1 on the list, AND have conquered already 3 Civs, I have a huge Military, they should fear me that I don't backstab them now and maybe ask for a little something to get a peace-treaty (AI does this, they demand something from you when they see your invasion force, AI is so intelligent) but my whole money?! And that directly after it's been there for such a short amount of time? I did not even have the chance to convert it to research, they blackmailed me instantly for it, disregarding their own situation, because that is not only that I don't have to fear them, it's also that I don't like them even!
They both got the wrong religion, and they're mad on me for me having the other. They don't like me, I don't like them. Still they should like me, because I already traded some valuable techs with Mansa, and I did everything to please Genghis, as I use him as a war-puppet in my games that protects me from everyone trying to attack me. Now that doesn't matter, anyone knows Mansa is a religious fanatic, but Genghis just lost 2 cities to Mansa, he is weak, and he's not even seeing it! Mansa also lost his whole military in that, he is also weak, and I'm his tech-trade-buddy as he is mine, even over different religions, I'm the world Imperator, how dare they demand my whole money and how dare they be so freaking fast with it?
I say that, because it's already the 2nd time this happens. The turn I Oracled Currency, I traded the small techs to everyone for Diplo-bonuses and some money. Guess who showed up: It's Genghis! And guess when he showed up? It was exactly 2 Turns after I aquired that money! And guess for how much he asked? Of course, for everything. Guess who didn't reply? Yes, that was / is me. What did Genghis do? He sucked it up and 20T later declared war on Hatty, now that at least is something I find ok.
Now everybody knowing AI-Scripts, knows, that this was very lucky for me, because the stupid AI has a codeline, where when you reject their demands, they go to war with you! You can see that with BUG / BULL / BUFFY: They demand sth, you deny it, instant WHEOOHRN!
Now this is the case with Peter and Napoleon, the next two on the list of the best demands / demanders. Peter went in WHEOORHN at 2500 BC! I say that, because I find that so amazing, and this has only happened twice in my games, to be exact, it only has happened in "the last 2 games" I've played, last game it was Washington. Now Peter decided to himself completely, by going into a war, when he did not even have an army. Doesn't matter, his opponent also had no army, they both were Analphabets, but Peter was sure, he wanted war with Lincoln. He did it, and as forseen in the Scripts, Peter was of course the stronger one, and as you know, the dumber one, because he actually ed Lincoln AND himself. Now this dumbass finally gets peace, and has a chance to get out of this, war ends, now what does he do? Of course, he comes to me, #1, World Imperator having extinguished 3 Civs, and demands Currency from me, the tech that only I own!
Now I'm really trying to please AI with their demands, but this is the next point I'm so extremely angry about, AI demanding not some tech, Peter would have gotten almost everything from me, everything except Currency! But he is a stupid AI, he is ed up and behind and what does he decide to do, he decides to go to the strongest there is on the map, and demand the most precious thing he got!
Does this remember you of something? Can you now imagine why I'm so mad? No, you cannot already, because I'm not mad at him for being so stupid, he's just some dumbass, I'm mad because he went in WHEOOHRN directly after that demand! Now you know, he's going for me. He sits on the other side of the map, but I denied his demand (and please remember the circumstances, then it's rediculous and not, because he's ed and takes his chance, but simply with the wrong person and the wrong tech) , so now he's coming. 10T later, next demand from him, IW, now that is ok, he shall have it.
Wait:
One AI demanding something I can actually give to them? No! 4 AIs demanding all IW from me, all in the same turn!!! Catherine, the other Russian, and 2 known favourites, Genghis Khan and Mansa Musa!
Now I agreed to all of them! I actually was reliefed, that they only demanded "the supberb military technology of the ancient times" from me. Just think of that, 4 of 12 Civs (2 already had IW) demanded the best military tech from me. That is 33% AIs demanding "we actually want to kill somebody, give us the weapons for that or we will..." yer, what? Come with Archers against my Checkers (Quechuas)? As much as I had wanted to see that, I gave in, because you know from the very beginning, I have to stay cautious with everyone for later Sushi-Ressources, I was glad for the +4, they all got their Swords, and after that, they went to world war. Of course not with me, I was their friend, even though they handled me like a punchbag. Now if you remember before: They ed themselves, now they come to their friend, and still act like him like he's a punchbag, though he's actually #1 and World Imperator! They demand his whole money... Now lets not get back to that, lets just say what the outcome of me giving in was, because that one is a great one:
Mansa +1, Genghis +1, Cathy +1, Peter +1 and +2 for "fair trade-relations" (!!!) giving me -2 with MM, GK and Cathy, because Peter was their worst Enemy! Now this is really really really "%&)(§=/%Q! I'm demanded by 4 Civs in 1 Turn (remember for what), I have to give in if I want to avoid them going to war with me (remember the Script) and I get negative for giving in (+3 from Peter equals -3 with the others, but it's still a bad situation for me, double time. I had no choice, Peter was at WHEOORHN, the others would have gone to also, I did what I had to do, and get punished for that) !
I seriously need to calm down, and I promised you Peter AND Napoleon, so this wasn't it, but Napoleon is a short one, where we can take a look a little more closer:
Napoleon is the weakest of the weakest, as he is the worst Enemy of 70% of the other Civs (don't know why, but he always is in my games) . They deny him trades, they declare war on him, even though he has the same religion. I can understand the other AIs, because Napoleon really is the biggest pain in the neck. He is #1 demander on my list, he demanded 7 things from me in the past 1000y, so roughly 1 demand / century from him. He is the weakest of the weaklings, and can be thankful, that I need him for his Sushi-Ressources, now, he decides, that he wants to be destroyed.
How does he do that? First, he has the wrong religion, problematic to stay with him at cautious already. I make it clear to him, that I don't wanna have anything to do with him, because he's worst enemy of nearly every civ, still he thinks, he is great Napoleon, he can demand: First, he demands my complete money. I laugh at him. Then he demands me giving him a tech. Sure, up relations with everyone again for "fair-trade", of course, go away Napoleon. He becomes more mad, now he doesn't ask nicely anymore, he demands for my monopoly tech 2 times! Of course I deny again, now, Napoleon thinks: I have to up myself a little more. I'm great weakling Napoleon and I have Genghis as my friend, I'm gonna go to war. He does, and whom does he ask to join his war? Of course, me! Twice! -6 on Relations!
Now I cannot get his Sushi-Ressources anymore, because he hates my people and their leaders especially, he decides, kill all Incans! Yes, WHEOOHRN from Napoleon after a denial of a demand, meaning war with me, now I have to destroy him completely and that is his fault! Great leader of the French Empire, seals their own destruction.
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Now what did we have already?
Great list, showing the stupidity of AI.
Now here is the top-one of all:
Sabrina Setlur (Hatshepsut), my Girlfriend, asks nicely "can you help me poor girl please destroy XY?" I say sure, declare war, now what happens next? 1T after that, Sabrina makes peace, now I'm in war, thanks Sabrina for ing me.
But I'm a man, I believe in good girls, now what is up with Viccy? I know, she's a little fatty, but I'm sure she has a good heart. She comes to me and asks nicely "can you plz help me destroy XYZ?" I say sure, declare war, now you know what happens next, Viccy makes peace, I'm in war! THANKS BIATCH!
Now what has this lead to? I cannot trust girls anymore, they're evil and use strong Emperors like me to get out of situations they themselves have brought them into. They ask nicely if one can protect them, and after that, they stab you with a knife in the heart and leave you alone.
Now I have to destroy Napoleon, Mansa and Genghis, and I cannot trust girls asking nicely anymore. Cathy is mad at me, because I "fair-traded" with her compatriot Peter, I'm just lucky she has the same religion like I have, so I might get some Fish from her, I've played 2 Turns of Civ today, and wrote 2 pages about it, thank you dumb AI, thank you Civ for coding it, you really made my day today!
Now you can post your best experiences from your games aswell, they might cheer somebody up, who's in a situation like me
Cheers, Seraiel
as some know, atm. I'm playing mostly B&S mapscript with 17 Civs. Diplomacy is quite tricky there, because I have to stay at least at cautious with every AI, because otherwise, they won't be trading there Sushi-Ressources to me. Atm, I'm playing a game, that feels to me to be far from normal, and it's because of the AI demands. I don't know why, but in this game, every AI thinks that they can blackmail me. Just a fact of the game, but it's 1200 BC, and I have got -34 (!!!) from not responding to AI demands.
Now I'm Civ #1, Civ #2-4 are already dead, so that leaves 14 Civs in the game. If you take that -34 at 1200 BC (T225), that means that every 6th turn, someone comes to me to ask for this or that. Now this is not the right picture you're getting, because I know, one should agree to AIs demands if possible, so do I, so you can double that number of AI demands for sure, as I've definately agreed to about half of them. That makes 1 AI / demand every 3 turns. Now this is still wrong, because AI doesn't demand anything before Alpha / when they're at war which is at about 2400 BC in my games, and, if I'm right, Diplomacy fades after some time passed, so, -34 at 1200 BC means, that there were at least 70 (!!!) demands in 120 turns! That is 1 AI demanding sth. from me every 2nd turn!
Actually, that's not how it feels like. I'm writing this post, because in the last 2 turns, 6 (!) AIs demanded something from me!!!
A list of the best demands I've gotten:
An AI demanding for my complete money! This is in the list of the best demands, because last turn, Mansa aswell as Genghis Khan came to me, and demanded 1500g from me! And just to make that sure, they weren't asking nicely, they were demanding and threatening with war.
Now MM is at war with GK, so I have absolutely nothing to fear from them, and 1500g is the complete amount of my money, and I aquired it the last 3T through Techtrade, so it wasn't there for long. They came instantly for me when I had that money.
They are totally unaware of their own situation, i. e.: They are at war, so I don't have to fear them. I'm #1 on the list, AND have conquered already 3 Civs, I have a huge Military, they should fear me that I don't backstab them now and maybe ask for a little something to get a peace-treaty (AI does this, they demand something from you when they see your invasion force, AI is so intelligent) but my whole money?! And that directly after it's been there for such a short amount of time? I did not even have the chance to convert it to research, they blackmailed me instantly for it, disregarding their own situation, because that is not only that I don't have to fear them, it's also that I don't like them even!
They both got the wrong religion, and they're mad on me for me having the other. They don't like me, I don't like them. Still they should like me, because I already traded some valuable techs with Mansa, and I did everything to please Genghis, as I use him as a war-puppet in my games that protects me from everyone trying to attack me. Now that doesn't matter, anyone knows Mansa is a religious fanatic, but Genghis just lost 2 cities to Mansa, he is weak, and he's not even seeing it! Mansa also lost his whole military in that, he is also weak, and I'm his tech-trade-buddy as he is mine, even over different religions, I'm the world Imperator, how dare they demand my whole money and how dare they be so freaking fast with it?
I say that, because it's already the 2nd time this happens. The turn I Oracled Currency, I traded the small techs to everyone for Diplo-bonuses and some money. Guess who showed up: It's Genghis! And guess when he showed up? It was exactly 2 Turns after I aquired that money! And guess for how much he asked? Of course, for everything. Guess who didn't reply? Yes, that was / is me. What did Genghis do? He sucked it up and 20T later declared war on Hatty, now that at least is something I find ok.
Now everybody knowing AI-Scripts, knows, that this was very lucky for me, because the stupid AI has a codeline, where when you reject their demands, they go to war with you! You can see that with BUG / BULL / BUFFY: They demand sth, you deny it, instant WHEOOHRN!
Now this is the case with Peter and Napoleon, the next two on the list of the best demands / demanders. Peter went in WHEOORHN at 2500 BC! I say that, because I find that so amazing, and this has only happened twice in my games, to be exact, it only has happened in "the last 2 games" I've played, last game it was Washington. Now Peter decided to himself completely, by going into a war, when he did not even have an army. Doesn't matter, his opponent also had no army, they both were Analphabets, but Peter was sure, he wanted war with Lincoln. He did it, and as forseen in the Scripts, Peter was of course the stronger one, and as you know, the dumber one, because he actually ed Lincoln AND himself. Now this dumbass finally gets peace, and has a chance to get out of this, war ends, now what does he do? Of course, he comes to me, #1, World Imperator having extinguished 3 Civs, and demands Currency from me, the tech that only I own!
Now I'm really trying to please AI with their demands, but this is the next point I'm so extremely angry about, AI demanding not some tech, Peter would have gotten almost everything from me, everything except Currency! But he is a stupid AI, he is ed up and behind and what does he decide to do, he decides to go to the strongest there is on the map, and demand the most precious thing he got!
Does this remember you of something? Can you now imagine why I'm so mad? No, you cannot already, because I'm not mad at him for being so stupid, he's just some dumbass, I'm mad because he went in WHEOOHRN directly after that demand! Now you know, he's going for me. He sits on the other side of the map, but I denied his demand (and please remember the circumstances, then it's rediculous and not, because he's ed and takes his chance, but simply with the wrong person and the wrong tech) , so now he's coming. 10T later, next demand from him, IW, now that is ok, he shall have it.
Wait:
One AI demanding something I can actually give to them? No! 4 AIs demanding all IW from me, all in the same turn!!! Catherine, the other Russian, and 2 known favourites, Genghis Khan and Mansa Musa!
Now I agreed to all of them! I actually was reliefed, that they only demanded "the supberb military technology of the ancient times" from me. Just think of that, 4 of 12 Civs (2 already had IW) demanded the best military tech from me. That is 33% AIs demanding "we actually want to kill somebody, give us the weapons for that or we will..." yer, what? Come with Archers against my Checkers (Quechuas)? As much as I had wanted to see that, I gave in, because you know from the very beginning, I have to stay cautious with everyone for later Sushi-Ressources, I was glad for the +4, they all got their Swords, and after that, they went to world war. Of course not with me, I was their friend, even though they handled me like a punchbag. Now if you remember before: They ed themselves, now they come to their friend, and still act like him like he's a punchbag, though he's actually #1 and World Imperator! They demand his whole money... Now lets not get back to that, lets just say what the outcome of me giving in was, because that one is a great one:
Mansa +1, Genghis +1, Cathy +1, Peter +1 and +2 for "fair trade-relations" (!!!) giving me -2 with MM, GK and Cathy, because Peter was their worst Enemy! Now this is really really really "%&)(§=/%Q! I'm demanded by 4 Civs in 1 Turn (remember for what), I have to give in if I want to avoid them going to war with me (remember the Script) and I get negative for giving in (+3 from Peter equals -3 with the others, but it's still a bad situation for me, double time. I had no choice, Peter was at WHEOORHN, the others would have gone to also, I did what I had to do, and get punished for that) !
I seriously need to calm down, and I promised you Peter AND Napoleon, so this wasn't it, but Napoleon is a short one, where we can take a look a little more closer:
Napoleon is the weakest of the weakest, as he is the worst Enemy of 70% of the other Civs (don't know why, but he always is in my games) . They deny him trades, they declare war on him, even though he has the same religion. I can understand the other AIs, because Napoleon really is the biggest pain in the neck. He is #1 demander on my list, he demanded 7 things from me in the past 1000y, so roughly 1 demand / century from him. He is the weakest of the weaklings, and can be thankful, that I need him for his Sushi-Ressources, now, he decides, that he wants to be destroyed.
How does he do that? First, he has the wrong religion, problematic to stay with him at cautious already. I make it clear to him, that I don't wanna have anything to do with him, because he's worst enemy of nearly every civ, still he thinks, he is great Napoleon, he can demand: First, he demands my complete money. I laugh at him. Then he demands me giving him a tech. Sure, up relations with everyone again for "fair-trade", of course, go away Napoleon. He becomes more mad, now he doesn't ask nicely anymore, he demands for my monopoly tech 2 times! Of course I deny again, now, Napoleon thinks: I have to up myself a little more. I'm great weakling Napoleon and I have Genghis as my friend, I'm gonna go to war. He does, and whom does he ask to join his war? Of course, me! Twice! -6 on Relations!
Now I cannot get his Sushi-Ressources anymore, because he hates my people and their leaders especially, he decides, kill all Incans! Yes, WHEOOHRN from Napoleon after a denial of a demand, meaning war with me, now I have to destroy him completely and that is his fault! Great leader of the French Empire, seals their own destruction.
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Now what did we have already?
- AIs demanding the whole money (shortly after it has been aquired so no chance to spend it) .
- AIs demanding monopoly techs .
- AIs demanding war-techs.
- AIs going to WHEOOHRN after denial.
- AIs giving bonuses for "fair-trade" when accepting their demand (and getting more maluses for that with others, also for "fair-trade") .
- AIs ing up themselves (and others) completely
- AIs turning to the #1 Civ and acting to him like he's a punchbag.
Great list, showing the stupidity of AI.
Now here is the top-one of all:
Sabrina Setlur (Hatshepsut), my Girlfriend, asks nicely "can you help me poor girl please destroy XY?" I say sure, declare war, now what happens next? 1T after that, Sabrina makes peace, now I'm in war, thanks Sabrina for ing me.
But I'm a man, I believe in good girls, now what is up with Viccy? I know, she's a little fatty, but I'm sure she has a good heart. She comes to me and asks nicely "can you plz help me destroy XYZ?" I say sure, declare war, now you know what happens next, Viccy makes peace, I'm in war! THANKS BIATCH!
Now what has this lead to? I cannot trust girls anymore, they're evil and use strong Emperors like me to get out of situations they themselves have brought them into. They ask nicely if one can protect them, and after that, they stab you with a knife in the heart and leave you alone.
Now I have to destroy Napoleon, Mansa and Genghis, and I cannot trust girls asking nicely anymore. Cathy is mad at me, because I "fair-traded" with her compatriot Peter, I'm just lucky she has the same religion like I have, so I might get some Fish from her, I've played 2 Turns of Civ today, and wrote 2 pages about it, thank you dumb AI, thank you Civ for coding it, you really made my day today!
Now you can post your best experiences from your games aswell, they might cheer somebody up, who's in a situation like me

Cheers, Seraiel