Stupid questions

[Beam]

Originally posted by Dell19
I have now started to ignore philippe's posts...My eyes just shut down when I see one of his posts and then start working again when his post has finished...Actually its only some of his posts like the one above that I ignore...

Did he ever get the majority in his stupidity poll? He was quite eager and has the right qualifications!

 

[allhailIndia]

Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity.
(Source: Outside Magazine)

Grand Canyon National Park...
Was this man-made?
Do you light it up at night?
I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom -- where is it?
So where are the faces of the presidents?

Everglades National Park...
Are the alligators real?
Are the baby alligators for sale?
Where are all the rides?
What time does the two o'clock bus leave?

Denali National Park (Alaska)...
What time do you feed the bears?
Can you show me where the yeti lives?
How often do you mow the tundra?
How much does Mount McKinley weigh?

Mesa Verde National Park...
Did people build this, or did Indians?
Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
What did they worship in the kivas -- their own made-up religion?
Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?

Carlsbad Caverns National Park...
How much of the cave is underground?
So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
Does it ever rain in here?
How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
So what is this -- just a hole in the ground?

Yosemite National Park...
Where are the cages for the animals?
What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
Can I get my picture taken with the carving of President Clinton?

Yellowstone National Park...
Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
How do you turn it on?
When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?

 

[WillJ]

How do you post a reply to this?

 

[Zarn]

Originally posted by willj
How do you post a reply to this?

Is it possible to post to your question?

 

[omichyron]

Which weighs more: a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
Did you have any dreams tonight?
How do you spell "spell"?
What is the meaning of the word "meaning"?
What can I get here for ten cents?

Person A: I got hit by a car yesterday
Person B: Did it hurt?

And one I actually heard last Friday at school:
Isn't that a typo where it says "Person A"? Shouldn't it say "a person"?

 

[The Overlord]

Hmm my alltime favourite is: phone somebody and ask him for his number. According to my observations: 3/4 of the people will tell you. Give it a try someday it`s worth it.

 

[Perfection]

Is my message spam?

 

[:)civ2]

How do u spell ????
Ys my skin green?
why are grapes growing out of my head?
can i eat an apple computer?
Who did let the dogs out?
y am i mentally ill?
who thinks cheftian is too hard?
y's deity easy as hell?

 

[Perfection]

Deity is easy as hell

Hell is really hard

 

[:)civ2]

What spam are u talking about?I like spam do u?

 

[Perfection]

Is there such thing as a stupid question?

 

[gunning1]

Why is that one face staring at me?
Why is that other one laughing at me?

 

[Zarn]

Is this the stupid questions thread?
What does the keyboard do?
Where in the world is Earth?
Was President George W. Bush ever president?
Was Prime Minister Tony Blair ever prime minister?

 

[Dell19]

Should this thread be closed?

 

[WillJ]

What is the jail sentence for commiting suicide?

And this isn't a question, but: It's cold as hell in here.

 

[Perfection]

Cn w typ ndrstndbly wtht sng vwls?

 

[Zarn]

dn't knw cn w?

 

[Perfection]

prbbly nt

 

[Zarn]

Is this post mine?

 

[Perfection]

Is this post zarn's?