stupid things you have done

[nc-1701]

I tried to get high by sniffing sharpies once... Fortunatly it didn't work

I asked a girl out by writing in her diary...

Had a friend (she didn't know) ask same girl out for me, via the chat system of an MMORPG...

...and Finally asked her out myself with the chat system of an MMORPG, and started by going "Can I ask you a hypothetical question?"

I was 13... So don't make fun of me Please

I cited wikipedia as my only source on an essay I wrote once... too. I'm really sad

 

[Otkell]

I was working in a conveniance store and a really cute girl comes in to buy stuff. When she left, me and the other guy who worked there started to talk about all the *things* we would like to do to her in a very graphic way. After maybe two minutes, i turn around and her mom is staring at us with eyes that wanted to kill us.

 

[Alpha Killer II]

Oh, I remember wheneva dis one dude in 5th grade asked me if I wanted to sniff a sharpie (I was in 4th grade) and I didnt kno that it could get u "high" back then (Bcuz D.A.R.E. was in 5th grade!!!) So like...yea

 

[ggganz]

Once I was running and I tripped and fell and I had time to think "this will just be like all the other times I fell and I'll get right back up" but then I didn't put my hands out in front of me and I ended up splitting my lip in two places. I had to cut my food into little strips to avoid it touching my lip. That scar is never going away.

 

[Da_V_Man]

I once stuck a knife in a toaster...

 

[salty mud]

Asked my friend to ask a girl what she thinks of me.

 

[MrB(org)]

I was cooking something and I had to use the blender to mix the ingredients. Well it kept going to the sides of the mixer and I had to use the wooden spoon to push it back down. It kept doing it so I kept pushing it back down. I got tired of turning it off all the time so I thought I could get away without turning it off. Nope. It gave me the shock of my life. Bits of wood all though the food...

 

[Swedishguy]

I almost got my brother and I killed by locking ourselves in the trunk of a car. Boy, was that stupid!

 

[kristopherb]

I almost got my brother and I killed by locking ourselves in the trunk of a car. Boy, was that stupid!

WELL DONE (the tempation to finish my fav saying is big) thats the most stupid i've heard all week.

 

[Joe Harker]

Cycled straight into a tree, got up felt dizzy as hell and walked straight into another tree, this one finally knock me out!

 

[BEHIND_THE_MASK]

oh my god, I cant believe Im gonna tell you this...

So my girl friend brought over this lil thing, it was like a pot, but filled with wax. anyways, ya plug the lil pot into the wall and it melts the wax inside. It doesn't get to hot, just hot enough to stay a fluid.

Anyways, you could stick your hand or foot in, then you could take it out and the wax would still be on, it would harden fast and you would have like a lil cast.

Well, one like I was taking shots of Vodka (Dear god, I can hold me liqour but damnit considering all I had Im surprised Im still alive, or that my liver hasn't just disappeared)...

Well, I was thinking, and I have no idea what I was thinking, but somewhere along the line I got this idea... So I unbuckled my pants and, well, you get the idea.

Let me tell you something, just because it doesn't feel real hot when you put in your hand or foot doesn't mean its not hot...

My god, ah, I just cant believe it. Do I get a reward... I **** you not. This is a true story.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

oh my god, I cant believe Im gonna tell you this...

So my girl friend brought over this lil thing, it was like a pot, but filled with wax. anyways, ya plug the lil pot into the wall and it melts the wax inside. It doesn't get to hot, just hot enough to stay a fluid.

Anyways, you could stick your hand or foot in, then you could take it out and the wax would still be on, it would harden fast and you would have like a lil cast.

Well, one like I was taking shots of Vodka (Dear god, I can hold me liqour but damnit considering all I had Im surprised Im still alive, or that my liver hasn't just disappeared)...

Well, I was thinking, and I have no idea what I was thinking, but somewhere along the line I got this idea... So I unbuckled my pants and, well, you get the idea.

Let me tell you something, just because it doesn't feel real hot when you put in your hand or foot doesn't mean its not hot...

My god, ah, I just cant believe it. Do I get a reward... I **** you not. This is a true story.

 

[Sebiche]

built an Rocket Powered Granade with a friend in his country house.
we used a bottle and some gunpowder and it could have exploded in our face.

fun thought. Too much fun...

 

[kristopherb]

stupid things you have done " hint hint ^^

 

[Sebiche]

why, don't you believe me? I swear we did it.

a bottle of plastic, filled halfway up with gunpowder (his dad likes to hunt, so we found a bag with a bit of it and couldn't resist)

punch a hole near the top and let it ventilate for a sencond. Drop a match in the hole and watch that thing fly.

we had no idea of what was going to happend though. we just wanted to use gunpowder.

 

[Love]

Started posting on CFC...

 

[uat2d]

for once i believed that civjunction.com has real and we would join apolyton... that joke was terrible!