stXNES1; the freshmaker

[Amenhotep7]

To Goths

We would like to offer you peace. You tell me your terms, I tell you mine (if necessary), and we'll find a happy middle.

 

[Xen]

I will try, but once again, i very well could be busy by the time i would get around to doing it- completelyl stepping out of some peoples lives for 20 days is quite hard, and takes some considerable time to take care of buisness sotimes

 

[das]

OOC: UPDATE THE STATS ALREADY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Okay, I will stop yelling now.

IC:

*secret*
From: Visigoths
To: Eastern Roman Empire and Alans

Here are our terms:
- No reparations or tributes.
- All of Roxolianni land we hold right now remains ours.
- Eastern Roman Empire cedes Crimea to Visigoths.
- All of the signatories sign a secret mutual protection pact against the Huns (so the Huns don't know anything about it).

We would like you to consider this deal, as just like the Alan Kegan told me the other day, a bidding war will cripple us all. We hope you find the deal fair. Crimea is worthless land for you, it is very poor and underpopulated. Roxolianni land we have captured is fairly good, and almost noone lives there - besides, we already control it, and will not let any of you take it. The reason we want these is that we need some more land for our growing population. You have no use for these, and both of you already have large empires. If you really want it, we might give you some gold, and then throw the mother of all keggers, so everyone will be drunk and happy and... drunk.
*secret*

 

[Amenhotep7]

To Visigoths
From ERE

*SECRET EXCEPT TO ROXOLANI*

If you can give us two economy for crimea, since it is prime wheat grounds, we would be most happy. And don't call us drunk. I myself despise the stuff that makes men idiots, and so do many of our WELL-EDUCATED, ENLIGHTENED PHILOSOPHERS.
I do hope we can repair old feelings. It wasn't anything personal, really. You attacked my ally, and I answered. I followed a code of honor, something you can surely respect.

To Roxolani

*VERY SECRET (That means Goths, too.)

We know that the Huns may side with the Goths. That means neither of us stand a chance, what with the Western Roman Empire, though very kind to the East felt that this was primarily my problem, not helping us, we should stop now. You'll keep most of your gained lands, and we secure our borders with a secret alliance (with the Goths) versus the Huns.

Let us bring back the Pax Romana and ad the Pax Alania and Pax Gothica to it as well.

 

[das]

OOC: What bloody Roxolianni? They are now part of Alans.

*secret*
From: Visigoths
To: Eastern Roman Empire

We didn't call you drunk, though judging from you thinking Roxolianni are still independant, we doubt that. What we're proposing is a general kegger.

As for Crimea, sure it is. Were you ever there? It's almost entirely mountains (OOC: I know that for myself) and hills. My spies told me that. And your primary food source happens to be EGYPT. We can pay you one economy level, how about that?

And actually, your ally attacked us, but that's beyond the point.
*secret*

 

[Amenhotep7]

To visigoths

D'oh! I meant Alania. Sorry, my mind's away from me today. (Not from alcohol.)

Mountainous, eh? I'm going to have a stern talking to with my cartograopher... Fine, have it then. If it's really that useless... Of course, then again, why do you want it?

My ally attacked you? Hmm... I will have to have another stern talking to with my ally...

 

[pawpaw]

*secret*
From: Visigoths
To: Eastern Roman Empire

And actually, your ally attacked us, but that's beyond the point.
*secret*

my men were in roxoliani with our friends when you invaded iirc

e.rome--do as you will, i will agree to a sensible treaty ( you may speak for me )

 

[Xen]

Alright ya whiney free loading hippies, stats updated

that said, hippies are actually awesome

 

[alex994]

@Xen, wat about the renegade general stats?

 

[Amon Savag]

my men were in roxoliani with our friends when you invaded iirc

e.rome--do as you will, i will agree to a sensible treaty ( you may speak for me )

You know what strikes me funny?The fact that you can't have any input in this whole matter...It was a SECRET message,play along stupid.

 

[pawpaw]

You know what strikes me funny?The fact that you can't have any input in this whole matter...It was a SECRET message,play along stupid.

then it wasn't addressed to YOU either, so mind your own business

 

[Amon Savag]

Mind my business?Practice what you preach

 

[pawpaw]

Mind my business?Practice what you preach

well since both had pm'd me about i was

 

[Amon Savag]

well since both had pm'd me about i was

Then reply in PM...Don't quote a secret message not directed to you,because that is NOT your business.Your character doesn't even know about it.Go back to kindergarten and learn how to pretend,then come back,and play NES with us.

If you wish to further correspond,please do it in the form of a PM,so that I may simply click the delete button

 

[Xen]

@ Amon and pawpaw

play nice, before i have to smite you

@alex- I'll get to it a bit later- sinc ehe isnt a full fledged nation, all I have to do is come up with some troop number- probabley 600 Cav, 1500 Infantry, 300 Archers

 

[Xen]

also, everyone please get your orders in- I have lapsed terribly in updates, but i do want to get at leas tone or two more in before i have to leave on monday evening

 

[foolish icarus]

If we sent orders before you updated the stats, should we resend?

 

[Xen]

yes, please- make sure you make note in the title that they are both new orders, and to disreagrd the old ones/what exactley you want (example: -nation name-,New orders. Disregard old orders

 

[North King]

Sorry, but I think I'll have to quit this one. I do have quite a few other NESs going, but the main reason is there simply is nothing going on in India, and no other players to interact with. No offense or problem with your modding, just I lack the time and interest.

 

[Xen]

well, it would always help if you decided to stop going the easy rout, and expanding into empty land, and actually started a war or two