Flouzemaker
Prince
- Joined
- Aug 19, 2007
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1370 AD:
Looks like Isabella has declared war on Suryavarman.
And I still love the smell of rivals beating each other up in the morning.
Isabella hates absolutely everyone, dear Sultan. In the grand scheme of things, I wouldn't expect her to have much of a chance.
She'll lose the war?
Maybe not this one, but she's bound to lose at some point. Friendless civilizations never win... unless a human leads them, of course.
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Hello?
Suleiman, my favorite neighbor (that may or may not spy on me at night with a pair of binoculars)!
Queen Boubica!
What did you call me?
Queen Boudica?
That's not what I heard. But I'll let it slide if you give me Theology.
That's still a fairly expensive technology, Boubica. I...
But I'm so far behind in technology, it's not fair!
Do you know what jumping jacks are? I'll give you Theology if you do ten of them. Just ten!
Give me Theology, and maybe I just will!
Here it is!
Thank you!
Now jump!
I only said "maybe!" Goodbye!
Doh!





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